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Bargaining is absolutely fine. Before Guanyin could speak again, Zifeng calmly added: "This thing only costs five thousand, it's really dark." The five monkeys covered their faces, and sure enough, the cat started to act again.

Guanyin said with a stern expression, "Cat demon, please stop this."

Zifeng was not polite, jumped directly, flew in front of Guanyin, scratched this guy frantically, and cursed: "Dead demon, three thousand taels of silver, you like to sell, don't you like to sell?" , get out." At this time, Guanyin's face was scratched.

This time even the five monkeys laughed. It was indeed the cat who was very grumpy! Now the monk's pants are about to be pawned. Guanyin didn't want to cooperate either, so she turned around and left. Zifeng calmly said: "If you have the ability, don't come back to trick the emperor of the human race."

Guanyin's body suddenly froze in place. He knew that if he didn't get things out today, it would easily turn yellow. At this time, before Guanyin could speak, he was cut off again, and he heard a sentence: "With my sword in the world, three feet of green peaks can calm the chaos. I can enlighten myself freely, and I can save all sentient beings without distinction."

Zifeng raised his head and added: "Are any of the Jiejiao disciples willing to go out?" His eyes were full of anger. Didn't that group of people mean Mao Dong?

The Taoist priest's body visibly stiffened, and he said helplessly: "I'm not, I'm the one who explains the teachings, okay? I'm just going through the motions, and you pretend you didn't see it." He said, giving a secret jab. Gourd fairy brew.

Han Zifeng happily hugged the fairy brew and ran to share it with the monkey. He did not forget to ask: "Can little Shimin drink it?"

That Taoist priest was a bitch and ran up to mix Li Shimin's wine. What's even more funny is that this guy's next line was: "Emperor in the world, look, a set of purple ribbon fairy clothes, a set of free boots, a set of Purple gold plain crown, plus a Qingfeng sword. The whole set doesn’t cost 7999, the whole set doesn’t cost 5999, the whole set doesn’t cost 3999, the whole set only costs 999, silver. Guaranteed to be sold in tears.”

Zifeng sprayed Sun Wukong in the face with a sip of wine, this child has a future! Sun Wukong wiped his face wordlessly, and Zifeng calmly chirped at the little Taoist priest. What can a group of monkeys say? Forget it, forget it, croak, croak, croak, croak, croak.

This time, even Li Shimin didn't hold his breath, and the corners of his mouth twitched wildly. This Taoist priest was a bit funny. People say it’s just 999. No matter what, even if it’s a favor for the Taoist priest, I still have to buy it. Pay the bill quickly, check out the bill quickly, and the Taoist priest is also happy and ready to get out of the way.

Zifeng happily shook the gourd and asked: "Is there anything else? Let's drink together! Let's watch the follow-up by the way." The little Taoist was quite proud, so he took out another gourd of wine and drank it while watching how Guanyin would end.

Guanyin has been left alone, and now she is embarrassed. People are saying that it only costs 999, it is not cheap, and there are good reasons for people not to buy it. He glanced at Jin Chanzi, who also looked at Guanyin. Don't mention it, Jin Chanzi is Jin Chanzi. Seeing Guanyin so embarrassed, she wants to stand out. After all, 999 should be enough to pay for it. If not, just beg for help on the spot.

Zi Feng secretly said to Li Shimin: "I guess, wait a minute, the monk above wants to beg you for alms." Li Shimin looked at Jiang Liu'er, the eminent monk Xuanzang, who obviously wanted to buy Guanyin. Monk suit.

Guanyin pondered for a long time, and then said with an iron head: "The tin staff is four thousand taels of gold, and the cassock is three thousand taels of gold."

Xuanzang sighed, hey, I really can't afford this. , you want me to beg for 999, which is okay; if you want me to beg for [-], I really don’t have the nerve to do so, right? However, the other party is a Bodhisattva after all, so let’s give it a try.

Xuanzang looked at Li Shimin and asked, "Your Majesty?"

Li Shimin was also a shrewd person. He took out the Taoist suit he just bought and said, "This is not bad. We mortals don't choose."

Xuanzang looked a little embarrassed and looked helplessly at Guanyin. The emperor on earth did not settle the bill and relied on alms alone. It was a bit difficult to get seven thousand taels of gold!

Can Guanyin be so angry? So he offended people to death when he opened his mouth: "Your eastern land is Nanfangbuzhou, just because the sky is thick and the land is thick, the things are vast and the people are dense, there is a lot of greed, a lot of killing, a lot of adultery, a lot of deceit, a lot of There are many deceptions; they do not follow Buddhism, do not pursue good deeds, do not respect the three lights, and do not value grains; they are unfaithful and unfilial, unrighteous and unkind, conceal their own intentions, fight with big scales, and kill animals. They have committed endless evils. The sins are full of evil, causing the disaster of hell, so they will fall into the netherworld forever, suffer the pain of being pounded and pounded by many hammers, and transform into animals. They have the shape of many hairy and horned figures, paying debts with their bodies and feeding people with meat. They will live forever. This is the reason why those who fall down the nose cannot be promoted. Although Confucius established the teachings of benevolence, righteousness, etiquette and wisdom, and emperors successively punished them with the punishment of being hanged and beheaded, how can they be like those who are ignorant and indulgent? yeah!"

The corner of Li Shimin's mouth twitched. Zifeng was not afraid of death and secretly said: "I'm scolding you."

Li Shimin said: "I understand clearly that this Buddhism thing deserves a beating."

Zifeng stirred up trouble again: "No, no, no, I think the deception should have failed. It can deceive anyone, but I deceive you. It's a bit hard to think about." Li Shimin remained silent! Zifeng suddenly asked: "Wait, who is the guy who troubles you? Also, you are the emperor, you have the guts to turn those bald people into a cult. This is your right, play to death."

Li Shimin asked awkwardly: "Are you serious? I was pestered by a fisherman named Old Man Wu."

Zifeng asked calmly: "No, it's just an innocent soul. Whether it's a monk, a Taoist priest, or even a fortune teller, it should be able to handle it, right?" As he said that, he looked at the monkeys around him with doubtful expressions.

The little Taoist priest next to him said: "Ahem, originally mortal souls, no matter how resentful they are, cannot enter the palace. Isn't this completely necessary for the plot?"

Li Shimin's veins jumped when he heard this. What does the plot need? He looked at a few of them, and Zifeng asked calmly: "Do you still remember the dragon who came to complain to you?"

Li Shimin nodded and said, "He's from the Dragon King who is very easy to talk to."

Zifeng said calmly: "It turned out that he died unexpectedly, and then he came to bother you all day long. By the way, that's not right. Isn't that fortune teller Yuan Tiangang a very good scapegoat?"

The little Taoist priest said: "Ahem, he is also a serious and immortal person."

Zifeng was more serious: "Anyone who leaks secrets will be damned. You can secretly boost your performance. Yeah, yeah."

The young Taoist priest scratched his head and said, "You also said that you secretly worked for performance. You are so upright and upright, and you cannot take the blame. Otherwise, who would harm the cultivator?"

Zifeng: "So I bully mortals. Wait, that is to say, in the eyes of the Jade Emperor, mortals and dragons are equal. Are dragons so weak?" Wuzhiqi next to him clenched his weapon and expressed. unhappy.