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"That's why." Song Xi thought hard, "How can the alchemy class end early today?"

Song Xi directly laid down on the ground in the same bad posture as the brothers from the Lu family, doubting their lives.

She found that since she came to this world of cultivating immortals, she seemed to be living a life that was getting worse day by day.

Not in prison in the physical sense, but in prison in the spiritual sense.

The beautiful dream of living in the sun is simply far away.

"Second Senior Brother, isn't he awake yet?" Song Xi put his hands behind his head with dark circles under his eyes, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.

No matter how much stamina master's jar of spiritual wine has, and how much Shen Xiaobai can drink, he is still a monk at the golden core stage, and it is unreasonable to not wake up after sleeping for almost two days and one night.

So, is he trying to pretend to be drunk and skip class? !

"I don't know if I'm awake or not." Xie Yue calmly squatted in front of Song Xi, ruthlessly outputting to the poor junior sister, "But I know it's time for you to go to the alchemy class."

"..."

"Did you learn badly from Master Jingchen?" Song Xi's face turned dark. Xie Yue is really better at reciting scriptures than Master Jingchen.

Song Xi rubbed his eyes, got up reluctantly, and walked towards the outside of the secret realm with a desolate and lonely figure. As soon as he stepped out of the secret realm, he was confronted with two even bigger black eye circles, and his face was full of scars. It was Situ Yi, the third elder of Yuling Mountain who was resentful.

He was still pressing hard with his hands and pulling his face, and there was a bit of dissatisfaction on the dog's face.

"..."

One person and one dog looks like a night of fighting.

In a state where no one accepts anyone, the main thing is that they don't like each other.

Ding Yilan and Chu Changheng, who were behind Song Xi, looked at Si Tuyi's cannibalistic eyes, and subconsciously shrank their necks, feeling a little guilty.

When Elder Situyi saw Song Xi, his resentment became more visible to the naked eye.

He hates it.

His two obedient apprentices were both led astray by Song Xi, but this little girl was the most proud disciple of the ancestor of Changyi, and he had to calculate in his heart whether he would suffer from Changyi if he wanted to scold him or not. A violent beating from the ancestor.

"Let's go." Situ Yi picked up Erha, threw it back into Song Xi's arms like a hot hand, and pronounced the sentence heavily, "You guys follow me to class."

Song Xi was taken aback: "???"

Wait, isn't she alchemy class today?

Ding Yilan, who thought she could rest for a day, couldn't hold it anymore, and asked boldly, "Master, Song Xi has an alchemy class today, how do we have the beast control class?"

Between the words, there are crazy hints.

The annoyed Situ Yi who was walking in front paused, and said nonchalantly, "Oh, you Shennongmen Great Elder is sick, let me teach you instead."

Elder Su Qi of Shennongmen who had just brought Shen Xiaobai over to find Song Xi's class: "???"

How did he not know he was sick? !

"Elder Situ." Elder Su Qi was very honest and greeted Situ Yi, giving him a look for some unknown reason.

Situ Yi was almost exposed in public, but he didn't panic at all. He patted Elder Su Qi on the shoulder solemnly, and said nonsense, "Listen to me, get sick."

"I'll help you with your lessons."

Great Elder Su Qi raised his beard, "No! Don't curse me!"

He had to watch Song Xi refine another batch of pills today.

Song Xi stroked his chin, and felt that these two elders looked like modern math teachers and physical education teachers.

"Why are you sober?"

Song Xi and Shen Xiaobai took advantage of the quarrel between the two of them, and murmured together, "I thought you wouldn't be taking the alchemy class today."

There was envy in Song Xi's tone, but Shen Xiaobai just misheard the point——

"I still drink very well." Shen Xiaobai stroked his hair, raised his head proudly, "Third Junior Sister and Qin Ya haven't woken up yet."

Before Song Xi had time to comfort the others, he suddenly realized that the eyes of the audience were all focused on him.

Especially the two elders, I don't know what they said just now, but now they are staring at him in unison, with the same expectation in their eyes.

"???"

"Song Xi, say something." Situ Yi cast his earnest eyes over.

"Song Xi." Elder Su Qi looked serious, and his beard was so angry that Situ Yi raised his head. He pointed at Situ Yi and then at himself, with a tone like that of an abandoned little daughter-in-law, "He and I , who are you going with?"

"Xiao Xi." Situ Yi stood with his hands behind his back, but his mouth was persuasive, and he even played the emotional card frantically, "Don't you want to go to class with Ding Yilan?"

Elder Su Qi was not to be outdone, he pulled Shen Xiaobai who was more confused than Song Xi, and said, "Don't you want to practice alchemy with your second senior brother?"

"Xiao Xi, look at this!" Situ Yi couldn't hold back any longer, he grabbed Wei Qinghuai without hesitation, looked at Song Xi eagerly, touched his mouth up and down, and didn't know what he was talking about, "Is there still something here?" With your senior brother, bundle it with Ding Yilan!"

Ding Yilan: "???"

She glanced in shock at the master who said that if he sold himself, he would sell himself.

"I chose it myself, right?" Song Xi smiled obediently and asked seriously.

The two elders didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Song Xi's gourd, so they looked at each other and snorted coldly in disgust.

"Yes." Great Elder Su Qi said reluctantly.

He felt that his competitiveness was a little weak, and he couldn't help but sighed while looking at his three unsatisfactory male apprentices.

Song Xi had a good relationship with that little girl of Fuluzong at first glance, and his three apprentices, two shamelessly shouted at the little girl, "Brother Song Caicaidaidai", one was serious while making alchemy, Do not have to divide up and down.

It's quite worrying.

"Two elders." Under the baptism of the dull gazes of the two "hostages" Shen Xiaobai and Wei Qinghuai, Song Xi politely saluted, just when everyone thought that Song Xi had changed his sex and stopped being a monster.

"Sorry." Song Xi coughed solemnly, and asked earnestly, "Well, can I go to the bathroom first?"

"???"

What is this development?

Situ Yi froze for a moment, then nodded in agreement.

They are in charge of the world, and they can't control other people's shit and fart. They teach humanely, and they can still go to the toilet before class.

"You go to class first." Song Xi looked very obedient, "I'll come as soon as I go."

As soon as the words fell, she ran away like a girl.

While moistening, Song Xi did not forget to wave his hands gracefully, "Brothers, remember to read the message stone!"

Both Shen Xiaobai and Wei Qinghuai were taken aback, looking at each other in blank dismay.

Does little junior sister still have this thing?

"Your junior sister, this is...?" Situ Yi looked at Song Xi who was briskly walking and disappeared in a flash, and his mind couldn't react for a while.

In such a hurry?

Elder Su Qi also looked at Shen Xiaobai with some doubts.

What a lazy donkey.

So who is it to pick them?

***

The two elders didn't think much, they took their disciples and left first to train separately.

After Song Xi took a pee here, he sneaked all the way to the place where Qin Ya and the others were resting drunk. Just as he was about to tiptoe in to ask Ye Wangyou to borrow a messenger stone, he saw Qin Ya sneaking out the door and looking around.

When she turned her head, she happened to meet Song Xi's restless gaze, which startled Qin Ya.

"Why are you going?" Song Xi raised his eyebrows, "Why are you acting like a thief, and you fell in love with something from our sect?"

Seeing that it was Song Xi, Qin Ya breathed a sigh of relief, and tried hard to discuss, "Can you pretend you didn't see me?"

Song Xi: "???"

"It's just..." Qin Ya's eyes were a little dodgy, "Can I pretend that I'm still drunk?"

"???"

*****Off topic*****

There are still two chapters~Chapter 2 with more updates may be a little later, and it will be released in the early morning.

Sorry, my dears, I seem to be really Mercury retrograde recently, I should have suffered a stroke today, I fell asleep with a headache in the afternoon, and I woke up very late before I started typing, so these three chapters today have to Sorry for posting late, everyone qwq