After falling from the devil, the villain leader quit her job

Lu Jiu raised her orchid fingers silently, and wiped away her bitter tears for her young self.

What is it that makes him still have expectations for himself, the master who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and who fights every day for fear that he will not be able to fight.

"Hurry up." Yu He urged anxiously.

It's a stack, it can't be finished, it will affect her sleep and beauty sleep.

Lu Jiu: "..."

Lu Xiao: "..."

Woohoo, Master, she has no heart.

Lu Jiu had already given up struggling, and picked up a talisman, while Lu Xiao continued to pick and choose, trying to find a talisman that looked exactly like the coquettish talisman.

He thought in reverse.

Since it was the talisman drawn by Song Xi, a player who draws talismans rather strangely and randomly, it must be that the effect of the talisman does not match the appearance at all.

Then as long as he takes the coquettish talisman, he will definitely not be in the same situation as last time.

Right, that is it.

But Lu Xiao searched for a long time but couldn't find it, someone failed to make him wish.

"You always talk about your brother, why are you a mother-in-law?" The head of Yu He frowned and mocked. Paste it on Lu Xiao's forehead.

Lu Xiao only felt his head go blank, his eyes darkened, and then under the bright moonlight, only a group of dark clouds gathered above his head.

The lightning condensed extremely quickly, and before he could react, two thick bolts of lightning struck down his head and face, directly paralyzing his whole body.

Lu Xiao's legs went limp, and he lay flat on the ground like noodles, only in time to open his mouth to spit out a puff of black smoke.

"what."

Lu Xiao was stunned after being hacked, "Song Xi, you are so awesome."

He was stunned by the shock, and there was only one thought left in his head.

Sure enough, the top-quality talisman that was a talisman was really not a cover.

The lightning strike talisman imitates the lightning that crosses the catastrophe, and has the effect of washing away impurities in the body. They take too much medicine, and the effect of the precipitated medicine in the body is not good for the body. Occasionally, they will draw two talisman seals by themselves. A row of dregs in the body.

But I have never had this half-dead feeling of being hacked.

And their lightning strike talismans are all a bolt of lightning, so pitifully thin.

"Brother." Lu Jiu worriedly stepped on Lu Xiao's butt, pretending to be concerned, "Are you okay?"

"It's pretty good." Lu Xiaofo said, "It's just that I felt the golden elixir thunder calamity again."

He calmly took off the lightning strike talisman that looked like the flying talisman, got up shaking his legs, and quickly snatched the talisman that looked exactly like the coquettish talisman in Lu Jiu's hand.

Lu Jiu's hand was empty, and he was stunned.

"???"

Lu Jiu didn't understand, but Lu Jiu was shocked.

Is his brother crazy?

Song Xi's talismans are starting to be snatched? ?

Lu Xiao snatched it over, as if he was afraid that Lu Jiu would snatch it back, he quickly raised his hand and put it on his body.

"Wow—"

It is a phlegm.

A stream of water flowed out from the talisman, drenching Lu Xiao, whose hair was blown up by lightning just now, into a drenched chicken, and his tattered clothes were drenched and stuck to his body.

Ding Yilan, who fell asleep while watching Song Xi's talisman painting, was just woken up by the thunder, and just opened his eyes to see the "out of the bath picture" in front of him.

She couldn't help but tugged on Song Xi's sleeve, blushing and beeping softly, "Wow, what's going on here, you have a really good figure."

Broad shoulders and thin waist, muscle mass lines are clear but not exaggerated.

Ding Yilan blinked, a little embarrassed, but her eyes continued to climb uncontrollably——

In the end, his eyes fell on Lu Xiao's scorched black face and electric curly hair lying on his head.

"..."

I'm careless, it's too early to say.

Before it even started, the house had collapsed.

"I take back what I said just now." Ding Yilan added without hesitation, and put her hands on her lower abdomen again, standing in a proper ladylike posture.

Although his figure is really impressive, Lu Xiao is so miserable that people can no longer notice his figure.

"I thank you, Song Xi." Lu Xiao babbled nonsense, "Thank you for understanding that I was blackened by lightning, and for sending me a body amulet to take a bath."

He wiped his face in pain, and he couldn't tell whether it was water on his face or the tears of remorse that he was fooled by his master when he was young and frivolous.

Lu Jiu also put on a talisman as if he were dead. The moment he put it on, his carefully groomed hair suddenly grew longer, and his chest bulged like a wave.

"???"

Lu Jiu's pupils trembled, and he froze in place.

Lu Xiao has lost the irascibility of following him for more than ten years. Seeing his brother who suddenly turned into a woman, Lu Xiao smiled very normally, "Oh, that's great, I have an extra sister."

Lu Jiu: "???"

After confirming the eyes, his brother is really crazy.

In this way, the long night passed happily as Lu Jiu and Lu Xiao kept falling and getting up, standing up and falling again.

Talisman and seal lessons are taught every two days.

The sky is getting brighter and brighter, and the get out of class of the previous day has not ended yet, but the class of the new day is about to start again.

Both Lu Jiu and Lu Xiao were lying on the ground, tacitly saying nothing and not getting up to continue class.

The head of Yuhe didn't know whether he was saving the last bit of his conscience, or he was anxious to catch up on a beauty sleep, but he gave the two of them a day off with a generous wave of his hand.

Song Xi watched helplessly as the two people who were lying on the ground just now, moaning and groaning, catapulted off at the speed of light, jumped up from the ground with a "scratch", and rushed directly towards Leifeng's way down the mountain.

The two brothers vividly staged for her what is called: I'm lying, I'm pretending.

Didn't do anything, just followed Xie Yue, the biggest winner who took a day off, raised his hand pretentiously, and pretended to yawn, "Little Junior Sister, I remember correctly."

He paused, pretending to think, "You still have alchemy class today, right?"

Both the beast control class and the alchemy class have one day off each day, rounding up means that Song Xi has no vacation at all.

Song Xi: "..."

Just too much.

The course of flowing water, the iron Song Xi.