Stupid Pokémon Master

"Ah? Are you sure, Captain!" Cheng Tian looked at the high-spirited Bai Momo with an incredulous expression, "Isn't that necessary? Didn't we agree to preserve our strength?"

"Hey, there are some things you don't know." Bai Momo always had a kind smile on his face. "Sometimes, we need to be a little more flamboyant."

"Ugh?"

When Cheng Tian came this morning, everyone was in high spirits.Because today is the key match for the top 24 to advance to the top 12. At this point, the combat effectiveness of the opponents you have encountered has skyrocketed, and many hidden cards have been revealed step by step.

"Okay, okay, although we are going to enter the top 12 now, you don't need to be so nervous at all, this is not the final." Bai Momo said with a smile, "No matter what we say, it's the devil, they should be nervous right."

"Oh! The contestant results are out! It's..." Xiao Tu suddenly stopped in mid-sentence with some embarrassment, and everyone looked at him curiously. "What's wrong?"

"Who is the contestant?" Cao Mengjie asked curiously.

"Gudong." Xiaotu swallowed, and looked hesitantly at Bai Momo, who was drinking tea elegantly from a teacup.

"Yes... it's Jiangsu and Zhejiang University..."

"It's stuck..." The sound of a pin dropping could be heard in the surroundings, and only the sound of a series of broken cups could be heard.Meng Ha couldn't help but exclaimed, "Boss, are you okay! You're bleeding, boss!"

"Hehe, it's all right..." Bai Momo smiled and took out a white handkerchief from his pocket, and wiped the blood off his hands. "It's just that the cup was not held firmly."

He Bi was speechless. She watched Bai Momo crush the cup...

"Mengjie, Xiaotu, you and I will do this in person."

"Ah?" Cheng Tian was taken aback, "But..."

Ever since, there was the opening scene.

Cheng Tian wanted to say something more, but A Fei quickly calmed him down and said in a low voice, "School Cheng Tian, ​​you may not know some things. Brother Mo and the captain of Jiangsu and Zhejiang University have some personal grievances, so..."

"what?"

He Bi nodded, helplessly climbed up the iPad from the sofa, and called up the information of the opposing captain.It was a girl with a very pure and beautiful appearance. Simply put, she had the face of her first love.

"This, Mo Mo's ex-girlfriend." He Bi shook his head helplessly, "Next, you know..."

Cheng Tian looked like he suddenly realized something.

No wonder the smell of gunpowder is so strong!

Old friend!

Bai Momo smiled and straightened his clothes with squinted eyes.

"I'll be singled out for a while, as long as the two of you are ready for a team battle."

"Oh..." x2

"That Brother Mo..." Senior Xiaotu raised his hand weakly, "Although...can you open your eyes, you look really scary now..."

"Huh?" Bai Momo squinted his eyes slightly and smiled and turned his head to look at him, "Am I scary?"

Xiao Tu shuddered instantly, "No, actually, I think you are very handsome today."

"Please invite both players to appear..."

When the broadcast sounded, He Bi shook his head helplessly, "Mo Mo, keep it a little bit, because we have to deal with powerful enemies later."

"Don't worry, I have my own measure." Bai Momo said with a smile.

………………

"Oh? This guy played in person?" In the spectator seat of Kyoto University, a boy wearing glasses looked at Bai Momo who was walking on the field, and then at the other side.He couldn't help showing a melon-eating expression on his face.

"No wonder! It seems that there is a good show to watch!"

"Ah? What's the fun?" Huang Zequan came over curiously, pulled him over and sat down.

"Look well, this is a rare show in a thousand years..."

"Uh...hahaha, we meet again, senior!" A young man with a cut hair came up from the opposite side, and seeing Bai Momo, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat just like seeing the God of Plague.

"What...how about I throw this one first?"

Bai Momo smiled and shook his head, "No, no need."

Then, everyone saw what cruelty and inhumanity are...

Bo Momo started the game with a fierce bite of the land shark and pushed his opponent horizontally...

It was so inhumane, the fire-breathing camel on the opposite side almost made Duduli...

The short-haired young man obviously couldn't bear such a blow and almost ran off the field in tears.After the short-haired young man left the stage, the legendary ex-girlfriend of Bai Momo finally appeared...

"Ha, I haven't seen you for a year, but your face still smells so bad." Chen Mengmeng was a little unhappy. "It's so frustrating to run into you every year."

"Hehe, it's my honor." Bai Momo said with a half-smile.

Off the court, Cheng Tian sighed helplessly. To be reasonable, he originally brought Kodora with him this time, but he wanted it to try his skills. It doesn’t matter if he wins or loses. .

But it looks like it's going to be a mess...

"Sister He, how did the captain and the others break up?" Cheng Tian couldn't help asking curiously.

"Oh, I heard it was a peaceful breakup." He Bi said indifferently.

Seeing the biting land shark and the long-haired troll fighting fiercely on the field, both sides had a posture of smashing the opponent into mud, and seeing Cheng Tian couldn't help being frightened.

You call this a peaceful breakup? ? ?

"Oh, the two of them didn't break up peacefully." He Bi pointed to the long-haired troll, "The long-haired troll got out first and fell in love with a Blue Emperor."

"But...but it and Liebite Land Shark are not from the same egg group..." Cheng Tian really couldn't imagine the scene of Liebite Land Shark nestling in the arms of the long-haired troll...

"What do you know, do you understand love across races? There are still people in foreign countries who rape Xanadu."

Cheng Tian: |?'-'?)

scary...so scary...

Bite Lu Sha fiercely, wishing he could tear up the long-haired troll in front of him, this bastard, he cheated as soon as he said he cheated, and he even found a guy named Blue Emperor to have sex there!He also said it was because he was too fierce.

I have to tear it apart today!

To be reasonable, if in the game, the long-haired troll completely suppresses the biting land shark, after all, immunity in attributes is unavoidable.

But this is reality. Lie Biting Lu Shark's skills are very comprehensive. Venomous attacks and iron heads are aimed at the opponent's vital points. Coupled with the gap in combat experience and level advantages, Lie Biting Lu Shark swears by the anger of beating a scumbag with one hand. To destroy the other party.

"Seize the opportunity! Hug it and fly!" Bai Momo shouted.

Biting the land shark and forcibly locking the long-haired troll into the air, Chen Mengmeng shouted, "Use magic to shine!"

Reasonably speaking, the long-haired troll is good at physical skills, and the magic flash does not do enough damage, but in this case, there is no need to play, so it can only be the next best thing.

However, she underestimated her determination to bite Lu Shark fiercely to punish the scumbag, and flew into the air with the magic flash, and then threw the long-haired troll down, and then kicked down in mid-air with a broken foot, and at the same time used earthquake...

Chen Mengmeng is in a hurry, if this move is hit, it will be over!

"Quickly use the guard..."

However, it was too late, and the earthquake version of Duanzi Juejue severely hit the long-haired troll's Tower of Babylon.

At that moment, both online and offline male viewers felt a chill in their crotches...