Stupid Pokémon Master

"Cheers!" The two boys clinked glasses to celebrate, and the two girls looked at them with a smile.

"Are you mistaken? Why is that girl so strong?" Yu Fei drank all the wine in one breath and said extremely depressed, "It's okay to kill her in one move!"

"Oh, calm down now∽" Cheng Tian patted his shoulder happily.

"That's our vice team, just the sun elf you saw, level 47."

"How much... how much???" Yu Fei almost yelled, "Level 47??? Is she a pervert?! Is this going to hit the king before the age of 30???"

Cheng Tian smiled and said nothing. Compared to He Bi, he actually felt that Bai Momo was the scariest.

Biting Land Shark, that is a level 48 evolved Pokémon...

"Sigh, the Devil University is really full of talents. Although the Southwest Associated University is also very good, there is still a big gap in the battle." Yu Fei said helplessly. "No, daughter-in-law, the two of us have to work hard to implement the plan."

Cheng Tian couldn't help but asked curiously, "What's the plan?"

"You are a graduate student taking the postgraduate entrance examination at the University of Magic." Song Rongxue said, "The two of us have already planned it."

"I wish you success." Su Han said with a smile, "In this case, we can meet on the campus of the University of Magic."

"Order more, and have a good meal tonight." Yu Fei said, "I was eliminated by you, and I have to go back tomorrow."

"I invite you to come to Magic City often when you have time."

"Boss atmosphere."

The drunken Yu Fei chuckled, and said quietly to Cheng Tian, ​​"Let me tell you, I spent a lot of effort chasing my wife, and it started from the training island."

"I said why do you go to bed so late every day." Cheng Tian was startled, "Yes, after three days of goodbye, I will definitely look at you with admiration."

"My wife is the best woman I've ever met in my life." Yu Fei, who was already drunk, put her arms around Song Rongxue and said loudly, "I will get married after graduation! I will be pregnant and have a baby in one year!"

"What are you talking about!"

"Ouch! It hurts! I'm wrong, my wife, let go!"

Looking at the happy couple on the opposite side, Su Han's pretty face was a little reddish, touched her flat belly and couldn't help but secretly looked at Cheng Tian, ​​which made the latter couldn't help but tremble with fear.

"Honey, do you want a boy or a girl∽" Su Han approached and asked with a smile.

"Uh... it's a bit too much to say this..."

"You want both, right! Me too!"

Cheng Tian:? ? ?

………………

When Su Han returned to the room with the drunk Cheng Tian, ​​he couldn't help but sweat profusely.

"Please, Koga Ninja Frog." Su Han said, "I'll take a shower first."

"Kougar."

Su Han came out of the shower to take care of Cheng Tian like a little wife, undressing, wiping his body, feeding water, etc...

silent night...

"Um……"

The next day, when Su Han woke up from his sleep, he found that Cheng Tian had already left.

"Lotto, good morning Suhan!" Rotom greeted.

"Good morning... what time is it..."

"Lotto, it's 7:52, if Cheng Tian wants to participate in the competition, he should go to Lotto first."

"That's it..." Su Han knelt down sleepily on the soft big bed. He took a look and found that Bing Bat, Mrs. Hua Jie and Menas were all in the room.It seems that Cheng Tian took the remaining Pokémon away to compete.

"Speaking of...what is this very suspicious-looking cabinet..." Su Han rubbed his eyes, then turned to look at the very suspicious big cabinet next to the bed, which was even locked.

"Rotom, open this lock for me."

"Luotuo? There are some massage tools in here... and Cheng Tian won't let you open this cabinet."

"Huh?" Su Han smelled something suspicious. "It's okay, open it for me."

"Okay Lotor..."

Su Han opened the cabinet with a "wow", and was instantly shocked by the gate of the new world.

"This... what is this! It's too scary!"

"Loto! This is for massaging Lotto!" Rotom pressed a button on the stick in his hand, and the latter buzzed.Su Han couldn't help but widen his eyes in shock.

so big?Can anyone really afford it? ? ?

And this one on the fascia gun...I'm afraid it will make people fly directly...

Wow!There are all kinds of torture instruments!Su Han was already shocked by the dazzling cabinet.

"It turns out...it turns out that A Tian still has such a hobby..."

"Although it's very...but it's not impossible..." Su Han's eyes gradually became blurred and he made some unintelligible sounds.Imagining the scene of being massaged by Cheng Tian, ​​I couldn't help but feel a little dry.

I didn't expect Ah Tian, ​​who usually looks very serious and shy, to have such a habit.

So Cheng Tian is a carnivore? !

"Huh? This is..." Su Han picked up a pen piled in the corner.

"This! After discussing with Cheng Tian, ​​we agreed that this is the Lotto used to play backgammon!" Rotom was extremely confident.

"What about playing backgammon... This is obviously used to practice righteousness..." Su Han stroked his lips with his right hand. "It seems that Ah Tian has accumulated quite a lot∽Then I will not be polite∽"

"Lotto?" Rotom was a little confused.

Upright?

Can this thing still be practiced with a pen?

After thinking about it, Su Han made another phone call to Xiaoye.

"Hello? Missy?"

"Xiaoye, how to make a man last longer?"

"Puff, cough, cough..." Xiaoye almost choked to death by the tiger-wolf words.After calming down, Xiaoye couldn't help feeling a little emotional.

It turns out that Mr. Cheng also has something to hide.

It's okay, they're all men, I understand.

In fact, Cheng Tianjiu is still very good.Just half an hour is not enough for Su Han.

"Well... I have a friend who buys medicine in Beijing. I'll call him in a while and ask him to deliver some medicine to you. Remember, put a little less and lie down for a whole day."

Su Han nodded thoughtfully.

"Turn up the underside of your sleeping pillow to see if there is 0.02?"

"0.02?" Su Han was taken aback for a moment, and finally lifted the pillow to look, and found that there were really three of them!

"How did you know?"

"All hotels are like this." Xiaoye said, "If it doesn't work, look under the mattress, behind the sofa, and the bedside table."

Su Han was shocked.

"It's a small idea∽True knowledge comes from practice!" Xiaoye looked at his watch, "I sent him a message, and it will pass in about 10 minutes."

Ten minutes later, a small and mysterious express box was placed at the door of the hotel.Su Han actually knows a little bit about these drugs, such as Shenbao, Viagra, etc.

But... why is the packaging of this bottle of medicine so strange?

"Huh?" Su Han slowly practiced the words above.

"Sows are crazy too?"