Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts

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"According to the comprehensive opinion of the jury in this court, Professor Hogwarts Lin belongs to self-defense, and this court declares the accusation against Professor Lin invalid!"

After Barty Crouch, former director of the Ministry of Magic, was transferred to the director of the Department of International Magic Exchange and Cooperation, he has a wide body and a square jaw.Amelia Bones, with short gray hair and a monocle, is currently the head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.

Li Xian remembered the face of this woman, although she only appeared in the movie for less than 1 minute...but she was a very good and honest official.

In particular, he dared to withstand the pressure of Minister Fudge to maintain judicial justice.

And after her, another girl inherited her integrity and adhering to justice, and inherited the position of Director of the Ministry of Magic.

That person was Hermione!

It's a pity that this upright Director of the Ministry of Magic was killed by Voldemort in the end!

Damn Voldemort!

Especially when Emily Burns chose to support her, Li Xian's hatred for Voldemort deepened again!

I really don't understand what those guys who exonerated Voldemort were thinking?

At the same time, it is worth mentioning that Amelia Bones was not the only Burns family member who died at the hands of the Dark wizard. His older brother Edgar Bones died when Voldemort last took power gave his life.

Edgar was also one of the founders of the Order of the Phoenix, and almost his whole family was killed by Voldemort.In the early days of Voldemort's powerful power, the Burns family was regarded as one of the most powerful families.

Until now it is.......

After the acquittal of Professor Lin was announced, the next point is what everyone pays more attention to:

"Now, Cornelius Fuji, our Minister of Magic, please accept the investigation of our Ministry of Justice. According to the trial of Professor Lin, the identification department of our Ministry of Justice found that you have appeared on certain moral issues. Concealing the situation... You should be clear that as a Minister of Magic, scandals in this area are not allowed. In order to prove the fairness of our Ministry of Magic to the public, please cooperate with our investigation..."

Li Xian remembered very clearly the resentment in his eyes when Fuji was taken away!

As a professional politician who loves conservatives too much, Fudge's biggest problem is that after Voldemort came back, he deliberately kept concealing the truth that Voldemort had returned for his so-called political purposes under the knowingly dangerous situation. Because of this attitude and practice, Eventually he had to lose his job.

However, what Fuji didn't expect was that just as he was leaving to accept the investigation... Li Xian waved at him and handed him a business card by the way:

"If you need a lawyer, remember to find me! I guarantee that there will not be another existence in the entire magic world who is more professional than me!"

Fudge's face became even uglier! ! !

But out of the dignity of the wizard, he just didn't curse on the spot! ! !

Rita, a special correspondent of the "Prophet Daily" who loves gossip news, is one of Lao Dengtou's number one black fan, and naturally she will not let go of Lao Dengtou's main opponent Fu Ji's black material digging.

For a while, her nonsense news with added fuel and vinegar almost doubled the sales of the entire "Daily Prophet".

Even when it later turned out that there was nothing wrong with Fudge's investigation... the rumors didn't stop with the wise.

Human beings' love for gossip is far stronger than the people who created gossip imagined.

After all, spread rumors with one mouth, and refute the rumors run away!!!

The entire wizarding world, and even some nobles, have affirmed that Fudge has committed serious misbehavior in some moral aspects.

So... the limited-time version of Li San is online again! ! !

Under Li San's suggestion, instead of continuing to refute the rumors, Fuji directly sued the damned gossip reporter Rita for defamation! ! !

As a result, it was obvious that the No. [-] gossip reporter in the magic world of the Mizi Kingdom suffered a big somersault.

Li San changed it when he knew that Rita couldn't pay much for mental damage!Let Rita thank you for a letter of confession to be published in the "Daily Prophet" every month until Fudge leaves office!

Fudge was overjoyed with this way of handling it! ! !

Correspondingly, many celebrities who have been scribbled by Rita, the gossip reporter, also want to seek the help of this lawyer Li San, but others seem to have evaporated...

All the search results are only four words "no such person found"!

When Professor Lin returned to Hogwarts, many students came to celebrate Uncle Jiu's return! ! !

Obviously, Uncle Jiu's position in most people's hearts is hard to replace.

At the same time, Li Xian can finally continue to return to the normal campus life at Hogwarts...

But in the meantime, the Fat Lady was attacked and disappeared.

The one who gloats the most is naturally Peeves. After Old Deng came over, he became honest in an instant, and spoke with a hint of flattery!

The Gryffindor janitor's portrait later became the Knight of Cadogan.

This guy is a typical chatterbox...wears a suit of armor and changes spells seven times a week.

With such a high frequency, the only solution for Neville, who has a poor memory, is to write it down on a note.

As a result, the note was lost without any accident, and was picked up by Sirius who was lurking in the school without any accident, and then Sirius who answered the password correctly entered the Gryffindor common room without any accident. Sirius nearly knocked Ron unconscious...

But this also became Ron's capital to show off, after all, he escaped from a murderer.

It's understandable that teenage boys like to brag.

It's obviously incomprehensible to just go against Sijiao.

Especially for Li Xian...

The first class back at school was when Professor Lupine asked for leave, and Professor Snape came to take over as a substitute, so Li Xian saw Professor Snape's projector......

Awesome! ! !

Who would have thought that there are professors in Hogwarts who can use ppt!

The point is where does the electricity come from?

Because of this problem, Li Xian was deducted five points by Professor Snape.

Next, Harry curiously asked where Professor Lupine had gone, and was deducted another 10 points by Professor Snape.

Then Harry asked what happened to Professor Lupine, and was deducted 5 points!

Even Hermione got 5 points deducted for rushing to answer a question!And was scolded viciously by Professor Snape as an "intolerable know-it-all"!

Little Hermione cried on the spot!

Li Xian kindly handed over the handkerchief, but the girl——

"When you return it to me, remember to wash it off, especially the snot on it!"

As a result, Hermione gave her a hard look!

As for Ron, after seeing Hermione crying, he immediately questioned Professor Snape: "Since you won't let people answer, then why don't you ask!"

As a result, he was sentenced to detention and went to the infirmary to wash the urinal. At the same time, Gryffindor deducted 50 points.

Maybe in the first grade, if so many points were deducted in one breath, the three little ones would feel guilty to death.

But now, after class, they obviously don't care about this matter...

At the same time, even Harry and Ron didn't pay much attention to the homework left by Professor Snape, writing a paper on werewolves.

At worst, continue to deduct points!Anyway, Professor Snape will always find an opportunity to deduct points!Better just lie flat...

To this!

also good! ! !The protagonists don't care about the Academy Cup anymore!Then, as a member of the Eagle Academy, it's time for me to win the Academy Cup for the Eagle Academy.

Otherwise, the seven years at Hogwarts would have been too boring.

Of course, if it's in Badger Yard, Li Xian doesn't mind taking it a few more times!

correct!When the Badger Yard was mentioned, Li Xian immediately thought of the Sorting Hat!

Fortunately, liven up the map!

But the sorting hat is in Lao Dengtou's room, how to steal it out?

No, why steal it?

Wouldn't it be okay to just borrow it openly and aboveboard?

So Li Xian went to Lao Dengtou with a bowl of Hu spicy soup, and then Lao Dengtou sold the sorting hat just to drink a sip of Hu spicy soup! ! !

The Sorting Hat even cursed Old Dengtou that he didn't want to hear him tell jokes about the founders of the Big Four in the future! ! !

Apparently, Old Deng has heard enough of those jokes, how can there be such a cost-effective Hu spicy soup this night!

And so——the same old place, the same toilet from last time, the same stinky toilet plug, and the boy with the malicious expression on his face.

"I said! I said!"

The Sorting Hat took the initiative to say, "I'll ask you whatever you want... poof..."

Before the Sorting Hat finished speaking, Li Xian had already stuffed him into the toilet.

The Sorting Hat said with a bitter face——

"I said everything, I said everything!"

"I didn't stop you from talking!"

Li Xian said with a smirk on his face: "I just like to stuff you into the toilet, and then wash the pulp for you..."

"Enough is enough!!!"

The sorting hat roared: "Did you know that during the sorting ceremony this year, Professor Flitwick and the students who were in charge of the sorting said that I smell like dung beetles... woo... poof... .”

Still not waiting for the Sorting Hat to finish speaking, Li Xian stuffed it into the toilet again, looking at the struggling Sorting Hat in the toilet, Li Xian shook his head and said:

"You still dare to yell at me? It seems that the toilet water is still not enough!"

After several more tortures, the Sorting Hat gave up completely.After getting the method of instilling human thoughts into the hat from it... Li Xian washed the Sorting Hat clean as promised! ! !

By the way, in order to get rid of the smell of dung beetles on the Sorting Hat, Li Xian took the Sorting Hat to the prefect's bathroom!

Jack is still running the bath house business in secret, and this year's business has also added medicinal baths...

After enjoying another wave of medicinal bath, the resentment on the Sorting Hat disappeared in an instant:

"Cool! It turns out that taking a bath is such a taste..."

"Then take a shower by the way! My treat!"

Li Xian blinked at Jack.

So after the sorting hat was sent back to Lao Dengtou's office, naturally... began to communicate with Lao Dengtou about bathing experience unconsciously.

One said "dry rubbing" was good, and the other said "salt rubbing" was comfortable. It is said that one person and one hat quarreled in the principal's office all afternoon.

It's really free!

At the same time, this implies one thing--

It is clear that Hogwarts is currently lurking this murderer, but Old Deng, who should be worried about the safety of the students, is not nervous at all. What does this mean?

hehe!Obviously another game of chess!It's another play!

The following days are still plain and dull...

Harry without the Nimbus 2000 has always looked sluggish! ! !

Even took back the remains of Nimbus 2000 from Madam Pomfrey and prepared to bury it.

Hermione suggested that Harry could choose to be buried under the Whomping Willow, in such a way that the Whomping Willow would always be condemned.

This suggestion was rejected by Harry.

So...he chose Li Xian's proposal - direct cremation!

Ron only had a one-sentence comment: "It's so fucking cruel!!!"

After that, Malfoy often pretended to be a dementor to scare Harry and taunt him, so Ron, who couldn't bear it anymore, hit him in the face with a crocodile heart in Potions class, and was fined fifty bucks for both of them. point.

In just a few days... this guy has directly made Gryffindor the bottom of the score.

But at this moment, Harry, who had paid so much attention to the honor of the college two years ago, didn't respond at all, and even Hermione felt guilty for a while and then didn't feel it anymore.

Soon after, Professor Lupine returned to normal teaching... As soon as he came back, he decisively canceled the paper on werewolves left by Professor Snape. As a result, everyone cheered, except Hermione, because she It has already been written.

"Have you finished writing too?"

Hermione wanted to find some comfort from Li Xian, but in the end... Li Xian took out three copper coins:

"I made a divination for myself in advance, and the divination said that I don't need to write it, so I didn't write it!"

"****"

Hermione felt even more uncomfortable immediately! ! !

Soon, Christmas will come! ! !

This year's Christmas holiday has a lot less students staying in school than in previous years! ! !

After all, there is a murderer lurking in the school,

Therefore, besides Harry, Ron, Hermione and two freshmen, the students studying abroad for Christmas this school year are Li Xian!

Obviously this year's Christmas, Uncle Jiu still left him alone.

Plus seven teachers, exactly thirteen people! !

So in order to save trouble, Lao Dengtou moved the college table to both sides of the auditorium and set up a large dining table in the middle, so the meals for this holiday were eaten by teachers and students together.

Not only was Professor Trelawney late, but she refused to sit down until she faltered and said: "Thirteen is unlucky! Thirteen people eat, and the first person to stand up will be the first." Die!"

Damn it!The old woman prophesied again.

And it turns out that her prediction was correct...because Old Dengtou was the first one to stand up.

It was the same this time, just when Old Deng was about to raise his glass and get up to give some speeches, Li Xian said in his heart:

There is no need to stand up to give a speech!

Then, his ass bounced up as if a needle had been pricked.

Old Deng, who was about to stand up, looked at Li Xian suspiciously: "What's wrong with Li Xian at the same time?"

Li Xian rubbed his butt subconsciously, and then looked at Professor Trelawney who was nervous at the moment:

"It's okay! I just want to test whether my life is hard enough..."

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ps: Being raped again is really convincing!Even borrowing a little bit of Zhang San's classic lines, they can still be raped!At the same time, the timeline of some original works will be slightly adjusted later to avoid being too similar to the original works, but the general development direction will not be changed!This is one of the few ways I can think of right now.