Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts

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"Not so much, Master! Not so! I believe that you have one person who can single out the strength of the entire Ministry of Magic... But our Great Xia Kingdom is now advocating peaceful development! Peace is the most important thing in everything! Aren't they reasoning with us? Then let's reason with them. I'm currently studying the laws of the Ministry of Magic of the Mizi Kingdom...There are many loopholes in it! According to the result of my research...we are in self-defense! Even self-defense Excessiveness is not considered...they have no reason to punish us?"

Li Xian's words finally calmed down Uncle Jiu's little temper that was about to go berserk, and then confirmed again:

"really?"

"Really! I lied to you that you still won't be able to marry a wife in your next life!"

Li Xian held up four fingers and swore.

Seeing Uncle Jiu finally calm down... Li Xian finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It was almost about to set off a world-class battle between magic and Taoism... I have prevented such a big event, no matter what, it must be counted as a merit.

The next time I ask the magic spell to summon the patriarch again, the patriarch must show some face anyway!

The cause of the incident was obviously the game that day...

Although Harry landed safely, Uncle Nine actually attacked his apprentice a second time when he saw the dementors. He endured the first time, but how could he bear it the second time.

The result can be imagined...

Under the watchful eyes of thousands of teachers and students in the school, Uncle Jiu singled out hundreds of dementors!And without using the Patronus Charm specially designed to deal with dementors...

To be able to catch the dementor with bare hands, everyone was stunned by this operation.

Especially the Aurors who are responsible for stationing near Hogwarts with the dementors, that is, the Dawlishes.

At this moment, how dare they take action to stop them, maybe Dumbledore, they dare to say a few words, but the Oriental professor in front of them... that's because they understand the old Deng's temper, and they will be sympathetic to the Ministry of Magic. Although there is a limit to some tolerance in behavior, it is not like Jiu Shu Lin Zhengying who directly loses face.

Ever since...hundreds of dementors were captured by Uncle Jiu one by one.

And all of this quickly spread throughout the magical world of the Mizi Kingdom——

Because no one would have imagined that the dementors, which had terrified the entire Mizi country's magic world, would be so vulnerable in front of Uncle Jiu.

They expressed their incomprehension, and even suspected that Uncle Jiu must have used some kind of black magic that they didn't know about!

In this regard, the "Daily Prophet" is also all kinds of wild guesses.

As the most important newspaper in Mizi Country, many students naturally believed the "Daily Prophet"'s statement, saying that Uncle Nine might have used some kind of black magic.

Harry, Ron, Hermione and even the stupid Neville took the initiative to stand up and argue for Uncle Ninth.

But they still couldn't relieve their fear of Uncle Nine...

On the other hand, their senior brother Li Xian is still immersed in researching with the Hufflepuff students which ingredients are more delicious with which seasonings at meal times every day.

The students of Ravenclaw next door have already seen it, and even Luna said:

"It's a pity that the Sorting Hat didn't sort him into Hufflepuff! That way, he wouldn't have to go from here to there to visit..."

Compared with the fear of other students, the students here in Hufflepuff didn't care at all. Obviously, they were more willing to believe what they saw in their eyes.

Although many people think that Hufflepuff is tempted by Li Xian's delicious food...but they don't care what others think of them, they only believe that they see and recognize it.

"Seriously, you should have more big summer bite kale!"

Li Xian suggested to Cedric, who was studying advanced herbal medicine.

Cedric, who was eating hot pot with Li Xian at this moment, shook his head helplessly:

"I asked Professor Sprout! She said that we at Hogwarts originally had a lot of Bacteria biting cabbage, but I don't know which student started... almost killing our biting cabbage. The kale is all gone! It's now an endangered species!"

"That's because the professor didn't plant it right! If it is to be said bluntly, it is the cabbage of our Great Xia Kingdom! You try to grow vegetables according to the way I taught you in the Great Xia Kingdom, and you will be able to grow a bunch of them for sure."

Li Xian emphasized:

"Think about it! If you encounter any enemies or monsters in the future, just throw out a bunch of big summer biting cabbage, and then quietly hide behind the stone, adding a bit of biting cabbage from time to time, let's focus on a consumption stream. .....Don't be like those lions next door, who will go up against people at every turn! They are not strong enough, and you still have to throw some weapons to kill you... That thing is not suitable for us..."

At this moment, all the teachers and students of the Gryffindor Lions Academy, including Professor McGonagall, sneezed violently.

"Which bastard is speaking ill of our Lion House in the back?"

Li Xian immediately lowered his head with Cedric, and then continued to communicate in a low voice:

"When the biting kale is cultivated, I'll send you some!"

"On the road! I didn't teach you for nothing!"

Just when the two formed some kind of deal behind their backs...

Li Xian looked at Harry, who was in a sluggish state: "What's wrong with this kid?"

At this time, Neville, who happened to be passing by, told Li Xian:

"Harry's broom during the competition that day... fell from the sky and landed right on top of the Whomping Willow, and it got fucked by the Whomping Willow."

"Hey, I thought it was a big deal!"

Li Xian smiled lightly: "Just buy him another one for my brother..."

Harry's eyes lit up immediately upon hearing this: "Really? Brother?"

Looking at Harry's eager little eyes, Li Xian secretly said badly:

"Brat, this is trying to take advantage of me!"

Harry just laughed and said nothing!

Li Xian unhurriedly took out three copper coins from his pocket: "Old rules, let Brother Wei make a divination first!"

Immediately after, Li Xian took out a bamboo tube in a dignified manner, and the copper coins swayed in it, imitating Grandpa Jigong's emphasis and shouting:

"Om mani padme hum!"

As the three copper coins fell to the ground, Harry and Ron were anxious to know the result. Neville saw the result shown in the hexagram at a glance, and when he was about to tell the truth, Li Xian took a step ahead:

"Ah! Aah! How can this be done?"

"What's the matter, brother?"

Harry looked at Li Xian suspiciously, and Neville was even more puzzled, thinking: The hexagram shows a good thing!

Just listen to Li Xian say:

"You are in the south, return to the well! But your brother and I were born to be single. If I buy you one, it will affect your marital status in the future... Even if it affects you now! Your first love in the future It will definitely end without a problem...In order not to affect your next marriage, I can't buy it for you, but what! It will be shown later that someone will buy you a better broom...so you also Don't worry!"

When Harry heard this, he was disappointed at first, and then looked forward to it.

It was Professor McGonagall last time, so who will buy himself a broom this time?

Headmaster Dumbledore? Or Master Ninth Uncle?

But the possibility of the latter is unlikely! Harry has experienced master's stinginess before! If he doesn't get taken advantage of by his master, he is already in high spirits.

After Harry and Ron left, Neville finally asked Li Xian, "That's not right! Brother! This hexagram doesn't show marriage! It doesn't say you can't buy it either!"

Li Xian hurriedly covered Neville's mouth, and then warned, "You must never tell Harry about this."

Only then did Neville realize that his senior brother didn't want to buy it.

But Li Xian explained: "Didn't the latter show that besides myself, someone would buy it for him? So I won't grab the role of the latter..."

"Hmmmm, I see."

Neville silently reviewed the knowledge about Jingsu in his heart:

Well stay? ? ?For 28 constellations!At the head of the seven constellations of the "Suzaku" in the south, there are eight stars. This bright star represents the prosperity of the country and the people's peace, and the world is peaceful. If the color changes, it will be turbulent.Among the eight stars, there is the Sirius star official located in it.....Sirius is the only one star in the star official...

At this moment, Neville didn't realize that there was already a very important secret in what he had recited.

Not long after that, Uncle Jiu single-handedly captured hundreds of dementors. The Ministry of Magic of the Mizi Kingdom summoned Uncle Jiu.

As Uncle Jiu's attorney, Li Xian, was burning incense and praying at Uncle Jiu's altar at this moment.

Uncle Jiu asked from the side:

"Are you sure you can find this expert to solve this matter?"

"Subduing demons and expelling ghosts, then he must be inferior to you!"

Li Xian promised: "But taking advantage of the loopholes in the legal provisions of the Ministry of Magic of the Mizi Kingdom, I really can't think of a disciple... Who else is stronger than him."

Seeing his apprentice so assured, Uncle Jiu naturally didn't say anything!

After Li Xian finished praying...

The master and apprentice then followed Aurord Lux ​​and the others on their way to the Ministry of Magic.

With a flash of green light.....

Zhang San, an outlaw lunatic, no, the scene where Li San single-handedly confronts the entire Ministry of Magic and the Ministry of Justice has officially begun.

Related content, "Daily Prophet" also gave a detailed record:

In court, facing the Ministry of Magic's questioning, Li Xian, who defended Professor Hogwarts this time, claimed to be lawyer Li San.

Li San gave an example:

"Talk about a woman, let the dog bite me? I don't bite the dog, but I bite the woman. Is it a legitimate defense? Is it? Yes! Capture the thief first! I can't beat a dog, but this woman, I'm still more than enough to deal with her! So this is called self-defense! Don't be ridiculous! It's written in the law of the Ministry of Magic!"

In charge of the trial is Minister for Magic Fudge.

No one expected that Fudge would try the case himself, probably because Dumbledore was also present to listen.

Fudge asked, "If that's the case, why didn't Professor Lin attack the Aurors, but the Dementors?"

"First of all, Professor Lin can beat Dementors! Of course he can beat Aurors too!"

Li San said: "Secondly... Minister Fudge, do you mean... the lives of dementors are more precious than the lives of us wizards?"

This wave of moral attacks instantly left Fudge speechless.

The jurors next to him also started talking.

Followed by Fudge hurriedly avoiding the question just now:

"From a moral point of view... I think Dementors and Aurors are employees of our Ministry of Magic... and should be treated equally."

"Okay! Now that we've talked about moral issues, Minister Fudge, I also have a slightly more moral question on my side. I would like you to answer it."

Li San then asked:

"This is also a very familiar issue of conflict of righteousness in our Great Xia Kingdom! That is... I'm talking about hypotheses! I don't mean to attack you maliciously!

I said that if your mother and your wife fell into the river, who would you save?Of course it is right to save anyone!It is wrong to save anyone!But in short, it does not constitute a crime!Everyone understands what this means, right?

But if your mother and your girlfriend... Of course, we will not go into the question of whether you have a girlfriend or not!Otherwise, it belongs to your marital cheating case!Let's talk about our assumptions!

If that's the case... who do you have to save?Mom must be saved!If you go to save your girlfriend and not your mom!This constitutes the crime of intentional homicide by inaction under the laws of our Ministry of Magic! "

This question once again left Fudge speechless...the jurors even started to discuss whether Fudge really had a girlfriend—if he did, I'm afraid this would become Fudge's marital derailment case!

But Fudge avoided his eyes, obviously some sensitive nerves were deliberately triggered.

Why is he asking this question?Does he know anything?

Why am I so flustered when I face this guy named Li San in front of me?

It is clear that many laws of the Ministry of Magic are formulated by himself, so he should have the advantage!

Just when Fudge panicked a lot!

Fortunately, this lawyer named Li San did not pursue the question of "Does Fuji have a girlfriend" just now, but continued:

"So to sum up! Legal issues must never be measured by moral issues! After all, the law should be followed in a fair, just and open way...I'm right!

So the question comes back again... to the current case.

The dementors attacked Harry Potter twice. Not only did the Ministry of Magic not take the initiative to punish the dementors, but it blamed a teacher who acted out of desperation because he was eager to protect his apprentice. ? ?Is this unfair?

Or is it that the Ministry of Magic wants to tell the entire magic world of Mizi, and even the magic world of the entire planet... the dementors of your Ministry of Magic can attack us wizards at will!And will not be punished?Is the Ministry of Magic trying to prove that dementors have a higher status than wizards?Or is the life of a wizard nothing in the eyes of the Ministry of Magic?So what is the significance of the existence of the Ministry of Magic, which is supposed to protect and safeguard the rights and lives of wizards?So such a Ministry of Magic...does it still deserve the trust of us wizards? ? ? "