Pirate: What should I do if I wake up in Impel Down?

A square on the Chambord Islands.

The people gathered in front of the big screen were all listening to Hit's explanation attentively.

Compared with the previous Navy's real live broadcast and Clown Bucky's personal show, Hit's live broadcast is undoubtedly more popular among the public.

After all, it is human nature to watch the excitement, let alone the excitement of the marshals, admirals, naval heroes and other big figures who are usually out of reach.

Feng doesn't care whether it's true or not, the most important thing is to have fun watching it.

Unlike the ordinary people who watched the excitement with relish, reporters from newspapers around the world were already extremely busy at this time.

There were many people writing, filming, yelling, and talking on the phone. Every reporter’s face was covered with beads of sweat.

Although the authenticity of what Hit said needs to be considered, it is definitely explosive and eye-catching, and it is the newspaper's favorite content.

If they didn't record these and send them back to the society, the gentlemen sitting in the office would definitely eat them alive.

In addition to these onlookers and busy reporters, there was also a group of big men in suits and ties beside the screen, talking anxiously to the phone bug.

If you listen closely, you can vaguely hear words such as "Marie Joa", "Five Old Stars", "cp3", "Navy", and "Betrayal".

Obviously the identity of this group of people is not simple.

In the corner of the square, Rayleigh took a sip of wine from the bottle and laughed. Is there anything more joyful than seeing his old enemy make a fool of himself?

If so, it would be an old enemy making a fool of himself in public!

Just as Reilly stood up and prepared to get closer to listen to Hit's explanation, a blond young man holding a camera passed him by.

Ok?

Reilly's eyes narrowed and he looked at the young man who seemed to be a reporter with some surprise.

The young man seemed to have sensed something. He turned his head and saw Reilly, with a polite smile on his face.

Retracting his gaze, Rayleigh raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

'Interesting boy, his strength is just okay. '

'But with this kind of ability, why do you want to be a reporter? Are the requirements for being a reporter these days so high? '

Puzzled, Lei Li simply gave up thinking.

Anyway, I’m just an ordinary coater~

……

Change the scene back to Malinvando.

Looking at Akainu's expression below, which wanted to spread his ashes, Hit shrugged helplessly.

Then he said to the live phone bug with a smile on his face:

"Dear audience friends, as the host, I have some personal matters to deal with for the time being, and the rest of the commentary will be left to the cool guy next to me - Spiro."

Afterwards, Hit lowered his voice and asked:

"Xiaopi, remember to turn the camera on me later, and be sure to capture me beating up the admiral."

Spiro, who had always been expressionless, twitched his lips when he heard the name "Xiaopi", but he still agreed: "Leave it to me!"

After taking the microphone, Spiro took a deep breath, began to imitate Hit's tone, and said to the live phone bug:

"Hello everyone, my name is Spiro, let me explain it to you."

"Please enjoy the episode of this program - "The Beating of the Three Admirals of the Navy"..."

……

Akainu:  …

Yellow Ape: ...

Aokiji:  …

Many naval officers:...

All the pirates of the Whitebeard Pirates:...

Onlookers from Shampoo Islands:...

Hit's feet staggered as soon as he hit the ground.

Spiro, you are really good, you are really better than others.

……

"Die, pirate!"

The enemies were extremely jealous when they saw each other, and Akainu started to spit fire into his face.

"Blink!"

Hit's figure flashed, and while avoiding Akainu's lava fist, he appeared next to Akainu.

then……

"Willing Doom!"

wow——

A bloody wound appeared on Akainu's chest, and blood gushed out like a fountain.

"Tsk, you hid quickly enough!"

Hit curled his lips, not satisfied with the damage he had just caused.

If Akainu hadn't moved his body back the moment he swung the sword, the wound might have been deeper.

"Life is back!"

The muscles in Akainu's chest throbbed, trying to heal the wound that Hit had just cut.

As a naval admiral, he is naturally proficient in the all-in-one skill of returning life.

"Ok?"

Akainu suddenly frowned, and the wound that was supposed to heal was blocked by a strange black energy.

'It's not poison...is it some strange ability? '

'This guy has so many strange abilities... he must not be allowed to stay! '

In just a short moment, all kinds of thoughts appeared in Akainu's mind.

The final conclusion - Hit is too dangerous, and for the sake of justice, he must be killed here.

"Weiling·The Extremely Cold Sky Falls!"

Hit didn't care what Akainu was thinking in his mind, he waved the scythe, a slight chill spreading across the blade.

But just when Hit took action again, something unexpected happened.

"To actually beat Sakaski like this~ It's really broad and wide!"

A yellow flash of light shot out, and a kick with both speed and power hit Hit's body hard.

It wasn't until Hit was kicked away that the familiar mean tone finally drifted slowly to Hit's ears.

Hit climbed out of the pothole and narrowed his eyes, wondering who he thought he was.

It turned out to be General Kizaru who claimed that his salary was in place and that the Four Emperors had been eliminated.

However...Kizaru's kick was faster and stronger than the previous one, and he actually didn't notice it.

Is this acting ape serious?

So did the Warring States Period raise wages or did I jump on the bandwagon?

Across the way, Akainu looked at Kizaru who suddenly appeared, raised his eyebrows, and asked curiously:

"Porusalino, why are you here?"

It's unscientific. How could Kizaru, who is always lazy, take the initiative to help me?

Kizaru suddenly said with heartache:

"What are you talking about, Sakaski? We are dear relatives, friends, and brothers. How can I remain indifferent when I see you encounter difficulties?"

Akainu:  …

Although we have a good relationship, you still don’t know what your own moral character is.

Take a look at what you said. Do you believe it?

……

Spiro's eyes were shining in the sky, and he said excitedly as if he had discovered some treasure:

"Look, everyone, it's Admiral Kizaru. He kicked Captain Hit away at the last moment and saved Admiral Akainu."

"Although Sakaski had previously exposed Porusalino through a real-name report, Porusalino still helped Akainu regardless of past suspicions. This shows that Porusalino has a deep love for Sakaski!"

"On the contrary, Akainu's previous behavior of reporting and exposing Kizaru seemed a little bit villainous."

Akainu:  …

Yellow Ape: ...

Heat: ...

……

"Well, these are all trivial matters. Anyway, I'm really here to help you. After all, this guy's name is Hit. What he said bothered me a lot."

Kizaru put his hands in his pockets and said casually.

"Hmph~ Don't take it lightly, Porusalino."

Akainu reminded with a serious look.

With Kizaru's help, the chance of capturing Hit can be said to be much greater.

then……

"Bachi Qionggou Yu!"

"Purgatory·Scorching Hell!"

Countless lights flashed in the sky, and dense rain of light bombs bombarded Hit; endless pillars of lava and fire rose from the ground, rushing toward Hit with an overwhelming momentum. "

To this...

Hit just smiled disdainfully, then quickly swept the space in front of him with the sickle in his hand, and said calmly:

"Ten Plagues, Seventh Plague, Sea of ​​Blood Disaster!"

buzz-

The entire space seemed to be wailing, and ripples appeared in the air and gradually rippled.

wow——

A huge hole appeared in the air. The huge black mouth was like the entrance to an abyss, deep and dark.

Rumble!

The huge sound was like thousands of troops collapsing, and the huge black mouth was like a bloody mouth, pouring out the blood that swept across the earth.

The endless blood water gathered into a sea of ​​blood that covered the sky and the sun, easily blocking the light bullets in the sky and the lava and fire pillars that continued to emerge from the ground.

Then it roared towards Kizaru and Akainu with the sound of thunder.

"Awakening·Profound Meaning·Infinite Barrier!"

Suddenly, a deep and deep voice sounded.

Crack——crack———

The terrifying cold air eroded instantly, and the sea of ​​​​blood that was originally surging like a stormy wave seemed to have been pressed on the pause button, and gradually turned into a mountainous glacier.

"Ah la la la, it's so dangerous. Fortunately, we caught up."

Kuzan said as half of his body turned into ice.

"Oh~ It's so strange~ Kuzan, are you here to help Sakaski too~"

I don't know why, but Kizaru places a heavy emphasis on the word "gang".

"No~ I just suddenly felt unhappy when I saw Baxero Hit."

Qingzhi said calmly.

"Humph--"

Akainu snorted and said nothing more.

As we all know, his relationship with Qing Pheasant is not good.

At this time, Spiro's voice sounded in the sky again.

……

"Everyone in the audience, look, it's Admiral Aoki Pheasant, he's also taking action."

"I have to say that although the sinister Sakaski's shameless report exposed Kuzan and Porusalino."

"But this does not affect Kuzan and Porusalino's feelings for Sakaski at all."

"Is this the legendary love triangle?"

"Then the rumors that Sakaski and Kuzan are not getting along are actually the love and death between the happy enemies of Sakaski and Kuzan..."

Snapped--

Looking at the faces of the three people across from them, their expressions became darker and darker.

Hit couldn't help but cover his face, Spiro, please stop talking. If you keep talking, I'm afraid you will be beaten to death!

But Spiro obviously didn't care about this, and kept talking while falling in the sky.

until……

"Speed ​​is power. Have you ever been kicked by light?"

Spiro looked at the light-speed kick that was constantly amplifying in his eyes, scratched his head, and faintly uttered four words:

"Extreme speed field!"

An invisible red halo emerged in mid-air and enveloped Kizaru.

Swish!

Spiro held the live phone bug in his left hand and disappeared with the microphone in his right hand.

boom!

Kizaru's light speed kick finally only knocked out the steam demon.

"Including the 'speedster' or something, it's scary like a monster."

Looking at Spiro who disappeared, Kizaru said with a hint of helplessness.

……

Bang!

"Hey, Spiro, what are you talking about? Didn't I tell you that the most important thing for a media person is integrity?"

Hit criticized Spiro with a serious face.

Spiro, who had a big head on his head, listened respectfully to Hit's teachings on the surface, but in fact he was slandering him in his heart.

Good guy, have you ever said this?

Also, who was talking nonsense in the first place?

But looking at Hit's fist as big as a sandbag, Spiro decided not to say anything.

After all, how can a crew member question the captain's decision?

Definitely not because of fear of being beaten.

"Forget it, be careful next time."

Thinking that this was Spiro's first offense, Hit waved his hand and once again summoned a steam demon, supporting Spiro to continue his live broadcast career.

Next, he wants to completely establish his reputation, and Spiro's live broadcast is very crucial.

……

"Okay, dear audience friends, there was a little accident just now. Let's continue back to the scene."

"Look, everyone, below is an unprecedented scene of three naval generals gathering together, which is enough to be recorded in history!"

"And what a terrifying opponent it would be for the three navy generals to take action together."

"That's right, his enemy is the handsome guy holding the scythe—Baccero Hit!"

"Let's look forward to the upcoming special program - "The Beating of the Three Generals"

……

Well, as expected of Spiro, this guy's Typhoon is still so stable.

Hit nodded with satisfaction.

Seeing the three admirals of the navy who were already in a state of darkness opposite him, Hit smiled disdainfully.

Next, I'm going to let you see the horror of hanging on the wall.

Although the lovely system from the beginning has gone far away from me and I don’t know which world I have gone to find a new love, at least I have been able to harvest the wool for five years, which is enough for Hit to proudly call himself a capable man.

"Ah la la la, it's been a long time since I saw you~Baxero Hit, I'm afraid you won't be able to escape with your life like you did before."

Qing Pheasant said hello calmly, and ice lotuses gradually rose from the ground beneath his feet.

Horrible: "Facing the three of us and so on, he still has no expression on his face. It's really scary~"

Kizaru clasped his hands together, and dazzling light gathered in him, exuding terrifying power.

"Today, you are certain to die, pirate!"

Akainu said forcefully with lava pouring out of his body.

"Awakening, Mystery, Extreme Ice Flower Burial!"

"Awakening, Mystery, Scorching Purgatory!"

"Awakening·Profound Truth·Universal Sun!"

Three attacks that were enough to destroy an island in one blow, exuding energy that would destroy the world, all hit Hit.

In this regard, Hitt did not change his expression and just said softly:

"Swastika - the heavenly king who can save the world from misfortune!"

boom!

A far greater pressure than before swept across the entire Marine Fando, and those with weak strength were directly crushed to the ground under the pressure of this pressure.

A thousand-meter-tall translucent shadow appeared behind Hit.

……