Pirate: What should I do if I wake up in Impel Down?

boom!

The explosion caused by the two moves produced a huge firestorm, and the scorching heat even completely melted the earth originally covered by magma, forming a huge crater.

"It's really scary~ Akainu!"

"Hmph~ Don't make people laugh, pirate... You can't imitate Porusalino's tone of voice."

"..."

boom! boom! boom!

Standing in the pit with flowing magma, Hit once again had a fierce confrontation with Akainu.

The sharp slashes and the hot magma collided with each other, and the aftermath of each move was extremely powerful.

Zizi—Zi——

A large amount of splashing lava fell on Hit's spiritual equipment, making a "sizzling" sound.

Thanks to the powerful defensive power of the spiritual clothing, Hit's clothes can still remain intact.

But Akainu's original red suit and cloak of justice on the opposite side were now in tatters by slashes.

Akainu simply took off his suit, revealing his strong muscles and large tattoos mixed with roses and cherry blossoms, which made Akainu even more powerful and domineering.

"Weiling·The Extremely Cold Sky Falls!"

The strong cold air was swung out by Hit again, and the cold air that was enough to freeze magma swept towards Akainu.

"This level of coldness is far worse than Kuzan's, pirate!"

"Purgatory·Scorch·Pluto!"

boom!

The hot lava iron fist collided with the cold wind, and a large amount of white mist was evaporated, obscuring the two figures.

But this did not cause the slightest hindrance to the two people who had mastered the Haki of Wisdom and Color.

boom!boom!boom!

The fiery magma fist and the shimmering black scythe collided again.

"Tianwu destroys evil and cuts off the sky!"

boom!

Hit kicked Akainu in the chest, kicked him away, distanced himself from Akainu, and prepared to slash again.

"Welling..."

"Awakening·Purgatory Great Red Lotus!"

Suddenly, Akainu, who was kicked away, stabilized his body, and then.

With a loud shout, terrifying heat surged out of his body.

Boom!

Cracks appeared under Akainu's feet, and the ground sunk downwards again.

then……

Rumble!

Terrifying lava spewed out from the bottom of this huge pit, swallowing everything.

If someone looks down from a high altitude, they will find that a gorgeous red lotus suddenly blooms on Malinvando.

Soon after, everything returned to calm, and Akainu's figure emerged from the remaining magma.

Looking at the empty scene on the decaying ground burned by magma, the naked upper body Akainu snorted:

"Evil will never prevail over good!"

After saying that, Akainu turned and left without hesitation.

In his eyes, Hit, who had been baptized by his "Great Red Lotus of Purgatory", should have been seriously injured even if he did not die, and would have no power left to stop him.

The most important thing now is to eradicate the escaped Straw Hat Kid and "Fire Fist" Ace, and then destroy the entire Whitebeard Pirates.

Only in this way can the Navy's lost image be restored.

……

Boom!

A huge shock struck, and Whitebeard, who wanted to die in the distance, pushed the power of the "Shock Fruit" to the extreme, and joined forces with Garp and Sengoku to fight inextricably, without losing the name of the "Four Emperors" at all. .

But at this moment, an inappropriate voice suddenly broke in:

"Dear viewers, good afternoon. Welcome to the special current affairs war program - "War on Top" co-sponsored by the Navy Headquarters and the Whitebeard Pirates and starring the Whitebeard Pirates."

"I am the host of this show - Buckero Hit. This cool silver-haired man is called Spiro."

"Okay, dear viewers, this show has come to an end, let us turn our attention back to the battlefield. Now you can see that the sponsor and star of this show, "Whitebeard" Edward Newgate, is showing off his power. , with one against two, not losing at all."

"The identities of the two people who are fighting Whitebeard are also not simple. I believe some readers who follow the newspaper have recognized their identities."

"That's right, one of them is a powerful naval marshal who is known as the "wise general" of the Buddha's Warring States Period; the other is a naval hero with great military exploits who has forced the "Pirate King" Gol D. Roger into desperate situations several times. "Iron Fist" Garp."

"But now that these two people join forces, they are on par with the old and frail Whitebeard. Now the war situation has become anxious."

"Admiral "Akainu" Sakaski, the leader of the "hawks" in the Navy, expressed great disdain for this."

"And he threatened: Is this the level of a naval marshal and a naval hero? Let me, Sakaski, take off Whitebeard's head in a matter of minutes."

"Marshal Zhan Guode is unworthy of his position. He keeps his body empty, forms cliques for personal gain, and embezzles public funds. It is the presence of people like this in high positions in the Navy that has led to the current situation in which the Navy is in decline."

"Vice Admiral Monkey D. Garp not only abandoned his official duties for personal reasons, but also allowed his grandson "Straw Hat" Monkey D. Luffy to destroy Judiciary Island, beat the world's nobles - the Celestial Dragons, and cause chaos in Impel Down City."

"Blatantly disobeying the orders of the World Government, he adopted the son of "Pirate King" Gol D. Roger."

"In addition, he is suspected of treason. He instilled anti-World Government thoughts into his son Monkey D. Long since he was a child, causing a good naval star to give up his promising future and run to found a revolutionary army with the purpose of overthrowing the World Government. rule."

"The dragon is just a puppet in name only. The real leader of the revolutionary army is this "naval hero"!"

"Monkey D. Cap has simply tarnished the title of 'Naval Hero'!"

……

Hit, who used "Flicker" to avoid Akainu's terrifying blow, originally planned to go to Akainu with a scythe to settle the score.

But Spiro, who happened to have completed his task, rushed over with the live broadcast phone in his hand.

(At this time, a certain red-nosed Bucky and his men were anxiously looking for the phone bug that suddenly disappeared)

So Hit decided not to fight Akainu for the time being, after all, there is no live broadcast of a fight.

Hit then summoned the Steam Demon and asked him to hold himself and Spiro up into the air with his hands, finding a good angle.

Then he took out a special microphone from his pocket.

This microphone was obtained by Hitt through signing in before. The effect is very simple, that is, it can amplify the sound even without a loudspeaker, and it is the kind without noise.

then……

Hit's rich, magnetic voice spread throughout Marineland through a special microphone in his hand, and even spread his voice to the Shampoo Islands through a live phone bug.

……

Hit's live broadcast continues...

"In addition, Sakaski also made a real-name report to the program team and revealed that Navy Admiral "Kizaru" Porusalino is suspected of having some ulterior secrets with the revolutionary army..."

When he said this, Hit paused, cleared his throat, and then continued:

"The evidence is that when the Draco Incident broke out in the Shampoo Islands before, Porusalino kicked one by one when facing other supernovas, but when dealing with the "Pirate Hunter" Roronoa Zoro of the "Straw Hat Pirates" At that time, the foot was lifted for more than ten minutes but could not be kicked down.

"In the end, thanks to the appearance of the Pirate King's deputy - "Hades" Rayleigh, Porusalino's drama can continue."

"Also during this war, the Admiral - Porusalino - repeatedly betrayed the Straw Hat boy - Monkey D. Luffy."

"Including but not limited to "frequently kicking Straw Hat Kid away from danger", "can use laser to break the key from a few hundred meters away but cannot shoot Straw Hat Kid's head", "deliberately kicking 'Fire Fist' Ace down" rescued by the scaffold,” and so on.”

"We can even make a bold guess, that is, Porusalino is likely to be an undercover agent of the revolutionary army."

"Monkey D. Luffy is the young master of Porusalino!"

As soon as he said this, the whole of Malinfando suddenly boiled.

"What, General Porusalino is actually an undercover agent of the Revolutionary Army?"

"How is that possible? This is a navy admiral. If he is all undercover, then the navy will be doomed."

"But...what Hit said seems to make sense..."

"..."

General Porusalino should, maybe, probably not be an undercover agent.

Such questions fill the minds of all navies.

As for the protagonist - "Salary Thief", "Navy Fishing Master", "Ape Actor" Porusalino himself was confused.

This is a cauldron sent from heaven!

Although I, Kizaru, play both sides, opportunistically and sneakily, I am extremely loyal to the Navy.

How could it be that he was an undercover agent of the Revolutionary Army?

Seeing the surrounding navy talking about each other and the strange looks they cast from time to time,

At this moment, Kizaru felt like he had been stunned by a cauldron falling from the sky.

Damn Baksero Hit actually dares to slander me like this, doesn’t he know that my Teacher Bo is very narrow-minded?

At this time, Zhan Momomaru who was standing by saw Kizaru's uncertain expression, his heart suddenly tightened, and then he asked nervously.

"Old man, you can't really be..."

"What do you want to say~Zhan Momomaru-kun~"

Kizaru glanced with sharp eyes and said slowly.

Zhan Taowan's expression changed in fright, and then he said seriously:

"I am the most tight-lipped man in the world. Even if I think you are an undercover agent of the Revolutionary Army, I will keep my mouth shut."

Yellow Ape: "..."

……

At this moment, Hitt’s live broadcast is still continuing:

“In addition to making a real-name report to expose Admiral “Kizaru” Porusalino, General Sakaski also made a real-name report to us to expose Admiral “Ao Pheasant” and the “Devil’s Child” Nicole Rowe of the Straw Hat Pirates. Bin has some kind of ambiguous relationship.

"According to reliable information, 20 years ago, in order to protect 27-year-old Nicole Robin, 7-year-old Kuzan blatantly disobeyed the orders of the World Government and released Nicole Robin under the fire of the Demon-Slaying Order. A way out."

"Then the admiral quietly protected Nicole Robin for 20 years, allowing the little girl to grow into a graceful beauty."

"Not long ago, Kuzan even let the Straw Hat Pirates go for the sake of Nico Robin."

"Because our General "Qing Pheasant" bent the law for personal gain, the Judiciary Island was later destroyed and the Tianlong people were beaten."

"Dear viewers, there are tens of thousands of staff on Judiciary Island. They are the backbone of every family. However, they died in the "Judiciary Island Incident". This means that at least tens of thousands of families have been torn apart!"

"Kuzan has caused the destruction of tens of thousands of families just because of a woman. Is such a person worthy of becoming a naval admiral?"

……

The navy was once again in an uproar.

"Is this...is it true?"

"General Kuzan...is he a pedophile?"

"If it is true, it simply brings shame to the "justice" behind him!"

……

The green pheasant who was eating the kimpan melon never expected that one day the melon would actually eat him.

Look at the voice and shadow chattering in the sky.

A frightening chill gradually emerged from Kuzan's body.

……

Luffy, who had already run to the harbor, was instantly shocked when he heard Hit's words, and his jaw dropped.

Because he heard too many revelations today, Luffy, whose head couldn't turn around, fell into a standby state.

As for doubt?

Hit is a nice guy who treated me to dinner.

How could a good person lie to me?

Not only Luffy, but Ivankov was also in a mess.

He squatted to the side holding his big head, thinking whether Garp and Kizaru were members of the revolutionary army.

If so - why didn't Long tell me?

Does the dragon no longer trust me?

……

Even the three old men who were fighting each other slowed down their movements.

"Slander, Hit is slandering me!"

At this time, Garp was very angry, and he actually dared to frame him, a veteran navy who had worked hard for the navy for decades.

Is that human being?

Sengoku, on the other hand, frowned and thought about what impact Hit's random words would have on the navy.

As for whether what Hit said is true or false, is there any need to ask?

It must be fake!

How could we, during the Warring States Period, live without food, form cliques for personal gain, and embezzle public funds?

By analogy, how could Garp have rebelled, how could Kizaru be an undercover agent of the revolutionary army, how could Aokiji be a pedophile.

This is totally impossible!

Whitebeard looked at Garp and Sengoku with a mocking expression. No matter whether what Hit said was true or not, Whitebeard must take it as true.

……

"Finally, Sakaski also said: Among the senior leaders of the Navy today, one is a dead man, one is intent on treason, one is an undercover enemy, and one is a person who bends the law for personal gain. Only I, Sakaski, am the only one suitable to be in charge of the navy. .”

"So, why don't those five bad old men on Mariejoia make me the marshal of the navy?"

"The above are the exact words of Admiral "Akainu" Sakaski."

"Welcome to all viewers, let us turn our perspective once again to the battlefield between Whitebeard, Sengoku and Garp."

……

"This damn guy!"

Hearing that Hit was using his name to make things up made Akainu furious.

"Purgatory·Pluto!"

……