Hokage: It doesn't matter, I won't make a move

Originally, Lezi was lying on a piece of grass, taking a nap in the sun.

Suddenly I was woken up by the sound of someone talking, "Mader, who is so incompetent? You can't let anyone sleep so early in the morning."

Lezi opened his eyes and stood up. No one was around.

After listening carefully for a while, Lezi followed the sound and found it seemed to be a man and a woman.

He saw two figures in the tree-lined path, Lezi quickly hid behind the tree and took a peek.

"Hey, isn't this Otsutsuki Kaguya? Who is this man?" Lezi looked at him with confusion.

These two people are Kaguya Otsutsuki and the emperor who is very good at flirting.

Looking at the two people walking there, the sour smell of love kept exuding.

"Digging grass, this guy is dishonest." Lezi's eyes widened.

I saw Master Tianzi holding Kaguya's hand. Kaguya blushed but did not struggle.

At this time, the system's voice sounded in his mind:

"Ding dong! Release a limited time fun mission."

"Mission goal: come out and beat up that man."

"Mission reward: Ōtsutsuki Kaguya's hatred value increased by 30, Uchiha Itachi's chakra*1."

"Punishment for mission failure: Throw the host into the cesspit of the altar and take a bath."

Lezi's head was about to explode, "You're such a bastard of the system, you only have Weasel God's chakra*1 to let me take such a big risk."

"Ding dong! Please take action immediately, host. The two of you will be back soon."

Lezi gritted his teeth and endured it. He would rather die than jump into that cesspool.

"No, we can't just go out like this. What if I beat up that man and Kaguya beats me up." Lezi thought to himself.

"Shadow Clone Technique!"

Bang bang bang!Five people who looked exactly like Lezi and wore blue and white stripes appeared in front of Lezi.

Lezi's chakra is quite abundant now. After all, he is a man who has two pieces of Itachi God chakra and one piece of ordinary Chuunin chakra.

"You three, rush up first, release a fireball and run away to lure Kaguya away." Lezi told the three shadow clones.

The three shadow clones were very obedient and started to act.

"You two wait with me for a while, wait until Kaguya runs away, and then follow me." After saying this, Lezi waited in place.

The three shadow clones just rushed forward and released the powerful fireball technique. The three large fireballs were directly deflected by Kaguya's white eyes.

That day Lord was so frightened that Kaguya yelled angrily: "Who are you!"

The three shadow clones ignored her and turned around to run away. Kaguya said to Lord Tianko: "Just wait for me here. I'll buy you some oranges. Bah, what the hell? Just wait for me here." oh."

Lord Tenko nodded repeatedly, and Kaguya immediately rushed out to chase the three shadow clones.

Lezi saw the right moment and said, "Okay, let's go!"

Lezi and his two shadow clones rushed out from behind a tree not far away.

Lord Tianzi stared blankly at Lezi and the two shadow clones.

"Didn't you just run away? Why do you look exactly the same and are you dressed so strangely?"

Before he could finish asking the question, Lezi rolled up his sleeves and punched him in the face.

That day, Master Ouch screamed in pain, "Stop hitting, stop hitting, I'll give you whatever you want."

Lezi did not stop, and the beating lasted for a long time. His nose and face were bruised and swollen from the beating, which made Lezi very tired and he was gasping for air.

The three shadow clones ran for some distance before being caught up by Kaguya.

Kaguya took a closer look and realized that these three people were a bit familiar. "Who are you?" Kaguya asked.

The three shadow clones didn't say anything. They looked at Kaguya, and Kaguya looked at them.

"I remembered, you are the one." Kaguya said, "You are the guys who were not afraid of death when they provoked Otsutsuki Iski."

The three shadow clones looked at each other and "ran away". One of the shadow clones seemed a little clever.

One of them ran too slowly and was directly hit by Kaguya's soft fist. "What is this? Why did it disappear?"

Kaguya stared blankly at the shadow clone that was exploded by him.

On the other side, Lezi had already rested, and the two shadow clones disappeared early from exhaustion.

Lezi raised his hand again, ready to fight, when Master Tianzi began to beg for mercy again:

"Stop fighting, stop fighting. I'll give you whatever you want. Don't hit me again."

Looking at his face that was more swollen than a pig's head, red and purple, Lezi wanted to laugh for some reason.

He stopped what he was doing and said, "Give me everything? Really?" Lezi asked.

On that day, Mr. Zi said with a sad face, "Really, really, I will give you whatever you want."

Lezi held his chin with his hand and thought for a while, "I want Kaguya, can you give it to me?"

When Lord Tianzi heard this, he froze on the spot and said, "Ah, this, this won't work."

Lezi heard him say no, so he raised his hand again, "No? Is it really not possible?"

Master Tianzi burst into tears immediately, "Okay, okay, please stop hitting me. Can't you do it if I give Kaguya to you?"

At this time, the system’s voice rang:

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for completing the mission and receiving Uchiha Itachi's chakra*1 as a reward."

Lezi breathed a sigh of relief, "I'm going to do it. It's done. The beating made my hands numb." He said to himself.

"Ah? What's done? If your hands are numb, don't fight." Lord Tianzi cried.

Lezi felt that all three of his shadow clones had been blown up, "Okay, I'll let you go today and say goodbye."

As he spoke, he disappeared and ran into the trees.

After Kaguya blew up the last shadow clone, she became even more angry. She was full of questions and confused.

But thinking that her emperor was still waiting for her there, she started to rush that way.

Soon Kaguya rushed back, and Lord Tenko was sitting paralyzed by the tree. All the bones in his body were broken loose and he couldn't even walk.

Kaguya looked at the man by the tree and said, "Go ahead, the pig-headed monster is too scary! Go to hell!"

Lord Tenko saw that Kaguya was about to raise her hand to hit him again, so he quickly shouted: "Kaguya, it's me, don't do it."

But at this time, it was too late for him to shout, and he was knocked unconscious by Kaguya's soft punch.

"Ahhhhh, Lord Tenko, how could you become like this?" Kaguya held up Lord Tenko's pig-headed face.

It's a pity that her emperor was knocked unconscious by her and could not answer his questions.

Lezi was very happy, "Don't tell me, system, the fun you are looking for is quite interesting, but can you remove the punishment next time?"

"Ding dong! Punishment brings motivation, host, please persevere!" The system's voice sounded serious.

Lezi shook his head helplessly, "Okay, okay, who made you the father of the system? Lead me to show off and lead me to fly."

Kaguya carried the pig-headed emperor all the way back. When he went back, he scared the soldiers and maids of the country of his ancestors.

Anyone would shout, "Master Kaguya, why did you bring back a pig demon?"