Hokage: It doesn't matter, I won't make a move

Lezi himself didn't expect that this group of people would be so easy to fool.

The little leader and the soldiers who had just escorted him knelt at Lezi's feet, "God of happiness, please forgive us for our disrespectful behavior."

Rakuko Otsutsuki enjoyed this feeling so much that he had forgotten that he was just an ordinary student who stayed at home and watched anime.

"Hahahaha, you ignorant person, just kneel down and ask for my forgiveness." Lezi laughed and folded his hands on his chest, as if he was pretending to be beaten.

Several people's heads were banged. Lezi watched for a while, and blood came out from their foreheads.

"Okay, okay, please stop kowtowing." Lezi said, and several people kowtowed several times before standing up, "Thank you, Lord God, for your forgiveness."

Lezi waved his hand, "No, I haven't forgiven you yet."

"Ah? Then how can the gods forgive us?" the little leader asked piously.

Lezi frowned and thought for a while, and then said: "Let's do this. You will get a big tank later, fill it with some excrement water, and then bring it here."

A few people obeyed the instructions obediently, and the people around them held their noses. The smell was really strong.

Lezi stood far away, pinching his nose, and said, "Okay, you guys will take turns to jump in and take a bath, one by one, don't worry."

"Ah, this?" Several people were confused, "Hurry up and stop grinding. This thing can wash away the dirt on your body and bring you happiness." Lezi said in a deceptive way.

But these people still hesitated. After a while, the little leader gritted his teeth, took off all his clothes, plopped and jumped into the manure tank.

He was washing and vomiting inside.

It made me want to spit out the fun, and the king couldn't stand it anymore.

"Lord God, is this really okay?" The king asked, "Of course, I am a god." Lezi said confidently.

"Shadow Clone Technique!" Lezi said while performing a ninjutsu.

The soldiers around him saw that the number of people suddenly increased to three, and no one could believe it anymore.

There was even a very strange phenomenon where they were vying to jump into the manure tank to take a bath first.

Lezi watched this strange scene from a distance and tried not to laugh out loud.

The king saw his soldiers rushing to jump in, and he couldn't help it. After all, he also saw Lezi releasing two different ninjutsu with his own eyes.

"You all get out of the way and let me wash up." The king ordered, and the soldiers stepped aside to make room.

The king suppressed his nausea and jumped into the dung vat. The whole courtyard was full of dung people, and only Lezi stood there watching from a distance.

Lezi smiled and said: "Okay, okay, the God of Happiness will bless you."

After hearing Lezi's words, the king crawled out of the manure tank. The courtyard was full of people. Who would not be shocked to see this scene.

Lezi controlled chakra to restrain his breath, he didn't want to smell this smell.

"Build an altar and put this cesspool on it. Remember to add new ones every month. It can wash away all uncleanness and all evil spirits." Lezi said seriously.

"Yes, yes, hurry up and build the altar now." The king ordered.

Lezi saw that the king was very wise and nodded happily.

"Just do this first. I'll leave first. If you have anything to do, go to the altar and kneel down. I might show up." Lezi said.

Then he jumped onto the roof, and soon his figure disappeared from everyone's sight.

Lezi, who had run far away, quickly put on his blue and white striped clothes. Although they were hospital clothes, who doesn't love blue and white stripes?

He finally couldn't hold it back and laughed loudly, "Hahahaha, these guys are so stupid. I didn't expect that I actually became a god." Lezi laughed so hard that he couldn't even raise his head. Woke up.

Just when he was happy, the system's prompt sounded:

"Ding dong! The host himself created a fun, rewarding the host Uchiha Itachi's chakra*2."

This can be said to be an unexpected surprise. When Lezi heard this, he became even happier.

Feeling more and more chakra in his body, "No, it's too much, I can't bear it anymore, I'm going to explode." Lezi said to himself.

Suddenly, a blue arc of electricity suddenly appeared on Lezi's body.

"Ahhhhhh, the system has stopped." Lezi was electrocuted.

The system sounds a bit disgusting.

"Ding dong! Please host not to generate electricity, otherwise."

Halfway through the system's words, Lezi understood and cursed in his mind: "Mader, this dog system, really doesn't do any good things."

"Ding dong! Please host, please don't scold me in your mind, I can hear it."

The system's voice is still a little angry.

"Ah hahahaha, system, you are the most naughty system in the world. How could I scold you? Your voice must sound like a beautiful girl." Lezi said to the system.

He has no way to deal with the system now. Lezi is imagining in his mind that if the system sounds so nice, it must be a certain beautiful girl behind it.

One day, he would catch this beautiful girl, then do cruel and inhuman things to her, tie her up, and then use feathers to tickle the soles of her feet.

While Lezi was imagining, he was laughing and drooling.

The system sounds very angry:

"Warning host! Please don't think anything wrong about the system, otherwise the system will make your little one explode!"

He doesn't care about having fun, "Okay, okay, I'll listen to you, okay?"

The system was now misfiring, and he stopped talking to Lezi.

Lezi said to himself: "Made, you are indeed a tsundere. You are soft-hearted but not hard-hearted."

Kaguya, on the other hand, has been sitting there blankly alone. Her maid Aino talks to her, but she doesn't respond to her.

Time passed quickly, and he had fun doing it by himself, setting up a tent casually in the wilderness, hunting some game, and during the period he went to the country owner to buy some seasonings and other things.

The result was only salt and nothing else, which made Le Le very angry.

You ask Lezi why he doesn't live in that country. Who wants to live with a group of strangers? The smell is simply unbearable.

The leader of the country of ancestors couldn't help but feel lonely. For several days, he watched Kaguya count the stars.

On a clear, starry night, Otsutsuki Kaguya was still looking at the stars, not knowing what she was thinking.

Her maid Aino stood aside and watched. The Emperor came over, took off a shawl from Aino, walked to Kaguya and put it on her.

"The night is a bit cold, be careful of catching a cold." The king said, but Kaguya didn't even look at him.

But in love and ambition, it's mmp, "Damn it, take off my shawl and go seduce other women."

Master Tianzi stood next to Kaguya for a while and asked, "Kaguya, do you feel lonely when you look up at the stars?"

Kaguya turned to look at him and ignored him, so Master Tianzi spoke again: "Kaguya, I will always stay by your side from now on and look at the stars with you."

Silly white sweet Kaguya was actually a little moved by his silky little combos to seduce girls.

Just like this, Tenko-sama, who knows how to flirt, easily captured this silly sweet Kaguya.