Naruto: Tsunade's strong confession at the beginning

"Okay, shut up."

Jiang Yuan slapped the table angrily and said.

The whole classroom fell silent instantly.

"Teacher, I accomplished such a great feat yesterday."

"Aren't any of you curious as to how I did it?"

Jiang Yuan's eyes widened.

Eyes full of expectancy swept across the young faces in the class one after another.

"Teacher, I have a problem!"

Mikoto raised her little hand obediently.

Jiang Yuan was overjoyed: "Speak!"

"Teacher, when you farted yesterday..."

Hearing Mikoto's question, Jiang Yuan had already thought of how to brag to them about his outsmarting Kuroki River.

In the end, he was easily defeated with a fart.

But Mikoto changed the subject and said, "Teacher, when you farted yesterday, didn't you smell it?"

"o((⊙﹏⊙))o???"

I'm already ready to pretend.

Is that what you’re asking me?

The key is, the moment Mikoto finished asking.

The children in the audience all turned into curious babies, looking at Jiang Yuan with wide eyes, wanting to see Jiang Yuan's answer.

Even though he was as well-behaved as Minato, he looked like he was all ears.

Jiang Yuan had no choice but to bite the bullet and said: "The amount is very small, and it was all absorbed by Kuromugawa."

The skinned monkey nodded in realization.

"Looking at Jiang Yuan-sensei's regretful look, he may have been trying his best to suck it."

"How cool, Mr. Ehara is so cool. In the hands of two genius jounin, Orochimaru and Jiraiya, they can actually defeat the enemy in this way."

"That said, although they are jounin, but in competition, who can be more coquettish than Ehara-sensei!"

"Yes, yes, what did Jiang Yuan-sensei say when he boasted last time? I think it can be adapted."

"Who is the peak at the end of the road? When I see Jiang Yuan Road, it will be empty!"

"Teacher Jiang Yuan was not born in heaven, and his arrogance will last forever like a long night!"

Jiang Yuan's head was covered with black lines.

How come these guys get off track so easily?

"Uchiha Lumbar Disk Mikoto-san, please stop being so prominent."

"Give other students a chance."

Jiang Yuan waved his hand and motioned for Mikoto to sit down.

When Mikoto heard Jiang Yuan's words, a proud expression appeared on her face.

It was almost the same as when Jiang Yuan was proud.

But she still sat down calmly.

"The rest of you, do you have any serious questions to ask?"

Jiang Yuan gritted his teeth and said.

Especially the emphasis is added on the word "serious".

"Teacher, I have!"

Dingzuo raised his hands.

Jiang Yuan's eyes lit up when he saw Ding Zao raising his hand.

Ding Zao is an honest child, and he will definitely not ask questions like Mikoto.

"Teacher, just say it, Teacher, I will answer it well."

Jiang Yuan said quickly.

Ding Zao stood up and pointed at Jiang Yuan and said: "Teacher, your pants are unzipped... is it to make it easier to fart?"

The other 34 children all looked down at Jiang Yuan.

Just as Ding Zuo said, Jiangyuan City Gate was wide open and unzipped.

The next second, everyone in the classroom burst into laughter, almost tearing off the roof!

Jiang Yuan went completely crazy!

Zipper at front.

The zipper is gone, what does it have to do with farting?

I think you are just farting!

There are 36 people in a class, and no one is normal.

......

"Dai, how are you doing lately?"

When Jiang Yuan finished his morning class and left the ninja school, he met Matt Dai.

I saw Matt Dai's face rosy and full of spring.

At first glance, something good is happening.

"I'm just so-so lately...hehe..."

Dai scratched his head and said.

so so?What a piece of shit you are.

Jiang Yuan rolled his eyes.

"Ramen is on the way, I'm too lazy to go home for dinner today."

Jiang Yuan said to Matt.

"I'm sorry Jiang Yuan, I have a mission at noon today."

Dai chuckled.

"What mission? Catching cats or walking dogs?"

"Have a picnic with her."

"Fuck! Are you two really married?"

Dai smiled shyly and said, "How can I say whether it will work or not? She said she hopes her son's name will be Kai in the future!"

My son is named Kai, can it be done?

Jiang Yuan: "Thank you for being so busy and coming to hurt me personally."

Dai is as fast as a rocket.

Does that girl named Sato Shizu like people with thick eyebrows and big eyes?

Otherwise, why would the conversation come to the subject of his son's name so quickly?

"Jiang Yuan, don't get me wrong."

"Misunderstanding what?"

"I didn't mean to hurt you."

"Then you are..."

"I wanted to ask you if there was any joke that would make her laugh."

"You still said you didn't come here to hurt me on purpose? Get out!"

Jiang Yuan said angrily.

But in the end he couldn't resist Dai.

"By the way, why do you think of asking me for a joke?"

Matt Dai said honestly: "Because people in the village often say that you are a joke!"

Jiang Yuan: "..."

The word "get out" kept rising in his throat, but Jiang Yuan did not say it.

Because he has a better way.

Jiang Yuan clapped his fingers and asked Dai: "If the wolf, tiger, and lion play a game together, who will be eliminated in the end?"

Dai Geng shook his head and said, "I don't know."

"Wolf!"

"why?"

"Because Momotaro (eliminates the wolf)!"

Matt Dai frowned and said: "Why don't I feel that it's not funny at all!"

Jiang Yuan deceived Matt Dai in a serious manner: "That's your problem. I have told this joke to many girls, and they all burst into laughter!"

"Really?"

Dai didn't believe it.

"of course."

"You have little sense of humor, don't you know?"

Jiang Yuan blamed Dai Lai.

After hesitating for a long time, Dai finally chose to believe Jiang Yuan.

"Okay, I'll go try."

After speaking, he turned and left.

Soon after Dai turned around, Jiang Yuan followed him quietly.

"Let you come here specifically to hurt me."

"This cold joke won't freeze you to death for a while!"

"In love? Just dream about it."

Jiang Yuan said angrily.

I followed Dai all the way to the outside of the village.

The endless fields are refreshing.

After a while, I saw Sato Shizu.

Standing in the field, looking at Matt Dai with a smile.

It's not particularly beautiful, but it gives people a feeling of spring breeze.

"Dai's taste is really not bad."

"But if Sato Shizu is like this, how come Gai is like that after giving birth?"

Jiang Yuan shook his head.

Dai's genes are still too abnormal.

Sato Jing asked gently: "You are here, are you tired?"

Dai Hanhan said: "I'm not tired. I was much more tired than this when I was practicing. What's more, when I see you, I don't feel tired at all."

Not to mention Sato Shizu, Dai's sweet words also stunned Jiang Yuan.

"When did this guy become so good at talking?"

Sato Shizuya asked the same question as Ehara.

"My good brother Jiang Yuan. He often says this to girls, and those girls become very happy when he talks about it."

"I see, he must be very interesting."

"Well, he's smart. Just..."

"What is it?"

"He looks like a human, but he's not!"