Naruto: Tsunade's strong confession at the beginning

"His aunt!"

Jiang Yuan said tiredly after returning home.

"Son, is everything okay?"

Mother asked worriedly.

Jiang Yuan's hurried look when he returned home made Jiang's mother worried.

"It's okay, a little misunderstanding has been resolved."

Jiang Yuan said with a smile.

Jiang's father nodded towards Jiang Yuan and said, "As long as everything is fine, go home if anything happens. You have a dad!"

Jiang Yuan was greatly moved: "Dad, I smashed a hot spring hotel today. I estimate that I will have to pay [-] yuan in compensation. You..."

"roll!"

......

Nara's house.

"came back?"

Shikaku's mother helped Shikaku's father, Shikaku Nara, take off his coat.

"came back."

Lu Zhang let out a sigh of relief.

He has been working since the accident in the laboratory.

It wasn't until Kuromuchuan was brought to justice that he had time to go home.

"Just eat if you have nothing to do."

"Shikaku and I will be waiting for you."

Shikaku's mother said with a smile.

Every time her husband leaves home late at night, she is always worried.

Now that my husband is back, at least it means nothing will happen in a short time.

"Didn't Shikaku eat it too? Actually, you don't have to wait for me."

Lu Zhang said.

"The teacher often said that a family must be neat and tidy."

Shikaku walked out of the room and said.

"Jiang Yuan?"

Lu Zhang's expression changed.

"Ah."

"Apart from him, no one in the ninja school says weird things all day long."

Lu Jiu complained.

"Be more respectful to Mr. Jiang Yuan from now on."

Shikaku hit Shikaku on the head with his chopsticks angrily.

"pain!"

Shikaku covered his head and looked at his father in confusion, not understanding why his father said that.

"Today's matter can be solved thanks to Jiang Yuan."

"Otherwise, the village won't know how long the martial law will be enforced."

Lu Zhang said slowly.

Sandai did not issue a hush-hush order. Instead, his words even meant that they should go out to promote more.

So he didn't hide it.

"What can he do?"

"Perform three mouths and one pig?"

Shikaku said with a puzzled expression.

"When enemies appear in the village, Jiang Yuan takes care of them."

Lu Zhang himself was a little unbelievable.

When he first learned that Ehara was Shikaku's teacher, to be honest, he was very worried.

Later, I often heard Shikaku mention some of Jiang Yuan’s teaching methods, although they were somewhat unconventional.

But Shikazhang could also see Jiang Yuan’s intentions and felt a lot more at ease.

What's wrong with genin? As long as he can teach his students well, he is a good teacher.

But he never expected that Jiang Yuan would kill a jounin after defeating two chunin in succession today.

This made Shikaku a little unbelievable.

If it weren't for Kuromuchuan's body, right in front of him, he probably wouldn't believe it until he died.

Anyway, his son Shikaku would rather die now than believe that Jiang Yuan can defeat the enemy.

"How did Mr. Jiang Yuan defeat the enemy?"

"You're going to embarrass your enemy to death?"

"Or did you tell a joke and freeze the enemy to death?"

There was a big question mark on Shikaku's small head.

A strange look appeared on Lu Zhang's face: "Although it's not what you said, it's almost the same."

"The enemy was killed by a fart!"

......

Home in the mountains.

"Ehara-sensei, you killed a Jonin with a single fart??!"

Haiyi said dumbfounded.

His father Yamanaka Nozam smiled bitterly and said, "To be honest, I can't believe it either."

"But that's the way it is."

After a while, Haiyi accepted this fact.

"This is very Ehara-sensei!"

Haiyi's mother said: "It seems that Jiang Yuan is really capable."

"Haiyi, study hard and listen well, and try to come back with more skills."

......

"Son, what do you think of your teacher Jiang Yuan?"

Ding Zuo's father, Qiu Dao Ding Ding asked Ding Zao.

Ding Zuo thought about it for a while and said: "In addition to being a little narcissistic, a little shameless, a little shameless, a little perverted, a little obscene..."

"A little sinister, a little despicable, a little dirty, a little worse than a beast...and a little weak."

"No further questions."

Autumn Road Tintin: "????"

You said dozens of derogatory words with a straight face.

Is that okay?

"Son, your teacher is actually not weak."

Akimichi Dingding said seriously.

Ding Zuo was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized: "Yes, indeed, Mr. Jiang Yuan is very accurate in spitting."

"I competed with Mr. Shimura that day, and I could spit on his face accurately every time."

Akimichi Tintin: "..."

"Son, do you think there is a possibility that your teacher Jiangyuan is pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger?"

Ding Zuo said seriously: "This is absolutely impossible!"

......

Overnight, news spread throughout the village that Jiang Yuan had killed a Jonin with his fart.

In the morning, Jiang Yuan was walking from home to the ninja school.

A group of people kept staring at his ass.

There were many people avoiding him and not daring to walk behind him.

I was afraid that if I walked behind him, I would suddenly be crushed to death.

Others may feel embarrassed about this.

But Jiang Yuan didn't, and instead hummed happily.

"Super idol's smile is not as sweet as yours."

"The sunshine at noon in August is not as dazzling as you..."

He strode into the classroom, where the monkey was chatting.

After seeing Jiang Yuan come in, everyone stopped discussing in an instant.

Seeing this, Jiang Yuan smiled knowingly.

He put on a pose that he thought was handsome and said: "Yes, you are the one who saved the village from the fire..."

"I am a charming, talented, beautiful, gifted, elegant, refined, witty, unparalleled teacher..."

After Jiang Yuan finished speaking, the classroom fell into silence at first.

But the next second, a burst of laughter broke out.

"Did you see that? The first thing I said about Jiang Yuan-sensei must be this! I bet on whoever Jiang Yuan-sensei said the second sentence loses."

"I still underestimated how shameless Mr. Jiang Yuan is. I thought he would say good morning to classmates!"

"Tender, still too tender! Is Mr. Jiangyuan the kind of person who doesn't play the zither when he can?"

"Ehara-sensei never disappoints people."

"No one really thinks that Teacher Jiangyuan is not showing off, no, no..."

"Fortunately, I guessed that Jiang Yuan-sensei must say that he is suave, talented or something?"

"Do you even need to guess? When has he ever praised himself without saying that? My ears are almost getting calluses."

"Teacher Jiang Yuan, if you want to show some face, you won't lose all face like this."

Jiang Yuan listened on the podium and his head was full of black threads.

He originally thought that the monkeys were discussing whether it was true that he killed a Jonin with a fart.

Unexpectedly, they were actually discussing whether their first words after entering the classroom would be to show off themselves.

Jiang Yuan rolled his eyes as he looked at the children who were so proud of having guessed his first sentence.

"These guys are not learning well every day."

"I really don't know, where did you learn this?"

(Ask again quietly if there are any five-star reviews.)

(Also, brothers, don’t worry about the lack of books in the new book period. It seems to have an impact. We don’t know the specific impact.)

(Anyway, please leave it to my brothers.)