Naruto: Tsunade's strong confession at the beginning

Jiang's mother went back to cook.

Jiang Yuan and his father continued to sit on the porch.

Jiang Yuan's whole body felt bad.

The little chicken boy met the weasel and was really taken advantage of.

The money I finally got.

Just like that it was all gone.

Jiang's father looked at Jiang Yuan with a sad face, and his mood felt much better.

"Son, be happy."

"Then give me 7000 yuan."

"Well, the sun is really round today."

"Dad, it's night now."

"You don't understand, dad, this is another eye technique that surpasses the three major eye techniques in the ninja world."

"What pupil technique?"

"lsp eye!"

"You damn lsp eyes, I'm the one telling you these three words."

"You're still young, it won't be long before you reach my level."

"What kind of situation? Strict wife control?"

"There is no ball in my eyes, but there is a ball in my heart. No obstacle in the world can stop me from pursuing the true nature of my body."

"Tch, what do I think I am? I have already mastered this thing. Having a horse in your eyes but not a horse in your heart is our basic cultivation."

"What horse?"

"Mosaic, together with the big and small horses, are known as the three major cancers."

"How to say?"

"Big horses cheat women out of their money, little horses cheat men out of their money, and the mosaic blocks the beautiful things in the world."

"So that's the case, then they really deserve to die."

"Hearing what you say makes me feel better."

After talking nonsense with his father for a while, Jiang Yuan's unhappiness was relieved a lot.

After all, he had extorted 3000 yuan from Aburame Shiso that morning, so it wasn't all left.

Think of Shiwei, Shikano, Haiichi, Fugaku, etc., people who were born with a silver spoon in their mouths.

Jiang Yuan was envious.

Not to mention money, just the family's secret ninjutsu, ordinary people have no chance to come into contact with it.

A popular saying among Naruto fans: The Hokage's apprentice is the Hokage, the son of a strategist is a strategist, and the son who dies for others...

forget it. I'm done here.

Only when you are truly born in the world of Naruto can you understand how difficult it is to cross classes.

For people with ordinary backgrounds and no talents, becoming a special jounin is already the upper limit.

Fortunately, I have a system, so I don’t have to worry too much.

If there is no system, I'm afraid I will have to teach in a ninja school and hang around for the rest of my life.

Suddenly, an idea came to Jiang Yuan's mind.

Staring at his father, he said, "Dad, do you think there is a possibility?"

"One day you suddenly said to me: In fact, I am a rich second generation, and my family has powerful secret family ninjutsu, blood inheritance limits and so on."

"Everything now is testing me!"

Jiang Yuan's eyes were piercing.

Father Jiang sighed sadly, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and said sadly: "Actually, I have been waiting for your grandfather to say this to me since I was three years old."

Jiang Yuan: "..."

"Isn't grandpa dead?"

Father Jiang nodded: "So this can only be done in this life, let's wait for the next life. Then I will still be your father, and you will still be my son. Maybe there will be a chance..."

Jiang Yuan: "(￢_￢) is already in the next life, why should I still be your son?"

Father Jiang: "Anyway, you were born to be someone else's son. Whose son would you not be?"

Jiang Yuan: "..."

It makes perfect sense and can't be refuted at all.

"Son, there's no need to think about blood inheritance limits or anything like that."

"But it's still very simple to become a rich second generation."

Father Jiang suddenly had an idea and said.

"any solution?"

"You work hard to make money and become a millionaire, and then give me the money you earned, and I will give it to you when the time comes. Then won't you become the second generation of rich people?"

Ehara: "￣へ￣, Dad, do I look like a fool?"

"It looks like, bah, it doesn't look like it."

"Then why did you lie to me? Can't I spend the money I earn well?"

"Don't you want to be a rich second generation? I'm not fulfilling your dream."

"Dad, can I tell you what's on my mind?"

"Go ahead."

"If you were not my biological father, I would really like..."

"What do you really want to do, beat the crap out of me? Sorry, there are so many people who want to beat me to death. Who are you? Get in line behind me!"

"..."

"time to eat."

Jiang Mu greeted.

A table full of delicious kidney-tonifying products made Father Jiang’s brows jump, and Jiang Yuan also shouted in his heart that he couldn’t bear it.

"eat!"

Jiang Mu said with a hidden knife in her smile.

Obviously, the anger from the day has not subsided.

Jiang's father's face turned dark. He was afraid that eating these would kill him.

"Son, you allocate it, allocate it."

Jiang's father remembered Jiang Yuan's distribution method that day and winked at Jiang Yuan repeatedly.

Jiang Yuan heard this and stood up calmly: "That's easy to say."

He picked up a plate of oysters and poured them all into his father's bowl. "

"One for dad, one for mom..."

"Yeah, it's gone. Then we won't eat it. Dad, you are delicious."

Father Jiang: "!!!"

You want me to die!

Jiang Yuan ignored him and ate happily.

Let you betray me, let you rely on your old age to betray me, let you be shameless.

I can't cure you, but someone can!

......

"Jiangyuan, do you still have any treasures there?"

Early the next morning, Jiang Yuan came out of his home just now.

I saw a ghost-like thing suddenly appear in front of me.

His face was pale, his eyes were dull and bloodshot, and the dark circles under his eyes almost reached his chin.

His body was hunched, looking like he was low on energy.

"who are you?"

Jiang Yuan said in horror.

"Spontaneously."

The ghost-like thing introduced itself.

"Come on, how can you be Jiraiya?"

Jiang Yuan didn't believe it at all.

"Oh, I'm not Jiraiya, I'm Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng."

"As expected, it's you, Jiraiya."

Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng was the pen name used by Jiang Yuan and Jiraiya to write "The Beauty in the Golden House" when they planned to sleep with Koharu.

Jiang Yuan looked Jiraiya up and down and said in disbelief: "How did you become such a ghost?"

Jiraiya explained, "I stayed up all night reading the books you lent me."

"Take it easy, although we are still young."

"But you can't do this to your body."

Jiang Yuan patted Jiraiya on the shoulder and said.

"Stop talking about useless things. Just tell me whether you have any more to treasure."

Jiraiya was waiting for Ewondo.

The ghost-like appearance made Jiang Yuan's heart tremble.

"No more, it's all for you."

"What is our relationship? We are brothers who went to the red light district together..."

"How could I lie to you?"

Jiang Yuan patted Jiraiya on the shoulder and said.

"When you talk to your brothers and family, it usually means I'm going to lie to you."

"You don't come."

Jiraiya said contemptuously.

The two have been together for a long time, and they know each other's personalities very well.

"I swear to God, there really aren't any more."

Jiang Yuan said confidently.

He really didn't lie to Jiraiya this time.

Jiraiya could also see that the possibility of Ehara lying was low.

He nodded in disappointment and said, "Okay then."

"Those books aren't enough for you?"

"not enough."

"You are so brave?"

"Actually, I read it for a while yesterday and felt that reading other people's books was not interesting at all."

"Are you so fast?"

"Go away! After learning from this experience, I decided to write a book myself. I've already thought of the name and it's called "Intimate Paradise"!"

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