Naruto: Tsunade's strong confession at the beginning

I saw Tsunade's red lips slightly opened: "My grandma told me to go home for dinner, let's wait another day!"

Tsunade's grandmother Uzumaki Mito is still built there.

He is one of the few people in the village who has survived from the Warring States Period to the present.

And it is also the village’s Dinghai Shenzhen.

After all, let's not talk about her respected status, just talk about the fact that she is the Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki.

Most people would not dare to make a mistake in front of her.

However, Mito is closer to Ewara.

After learning that Ehara and Tsunade once dug up Hashirama who had just been buried, they just laughed.

Ever since Jiang Yuan met Mito Uzumaki, she had never seen Mito angry.

Even so, Jiang Yuan did not dare to let Tsunade not go to eat with Mito.

If Sandai knew about this, he might be able to remove his legs.

"Then another day."

Jiang Yuan lost his way.

"Goodbye."

Tsunade smiled, she knew why Jiang Yuan was disappointed, and left with a smile.

"Ugh."

Jiang Yuan sighed and rushed to his home.

As soon as I got home, I saw my father sitting on the porch with a bruised nose and face, sighing.

No need to ask, he was definitely beaten by his mother.

Jiang Yuan felt much relieved instantly.

Let you blackmail me for money.

"Dad, what's wrong with you?"

Jiang Yuan gloated.

"I didn't look at the ground while I was walking, and I fell."

Father Jiang's eyes dodge.

"Let me see, it fell so evenly, there are injuries on both sides of the face."

"Ouch, especially the nose, why is it so red and swollen?"

Jiang Yuan said hypocritically.

"Forget it, I'll show my cards, your mother did it."

Father Jiang's dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

"Okay, let you extort my money this morning. Now you must be punished."

"Retribution is not my fault alone."

Father Jiang glanced sideways at Jiang Yuan and said.

Thinking that Jiang Yuan's losses were greater than his own, he felt instantly better.

Happiness comes from comparison.

An ominous premonition suddenly arose in Jiang Yuan's heart: "What do you mean by this?"

Without waiting for his father's answer, he ran to his room.

After a while, red eyes came out.

"Where's my money?"

All the money he robbed Ginma Ichiro yesterday disappeared.

Even the wallet is gone.

"Taken by your mother."

"How did he know I had money?"

"I didn't say that."

"Do you think I'll believe it?"

"Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway."

"...Dad, can you have some face?"

"How can I be your father if you want to lose face!"

"..."

Jiang Yuan looked helpless.

Brine some tofu, one thing down one thing.

Who told him to be born as a son?

"How did you find out?"

Jiang Yuan asked unwillingly.

"Hey, I asked you for money this morning and went to the flower shop to buy a few bouquets of flowers. I plan to pay homage to my deceased old comrades."

"While walking on the road, I met my first love."

"We just chatted for a few words, but we didn't expect that your mother saw us."

"Actually, your mother already believed me. When she saw the flowers in my hand, she completely exploded."

"Later, I became like this."

Father Jiang lamented endlessly.

"That's not it, isn't it just a few flowers?"

"Is mom so angry?"

Jiang Yuan said in confusion.

Jiang's father was filled with indignation and said: "That's right. I'm afraid even the reincarnation of the Immortal of Six Paths wouldn't be able to understand a woman's thoughts."

"Speaking of which, Dad, what kind of flowers are you selling?"

"Roses!"

"Pfft——, you bought roses to visit your deceased old comrade?"

"What's the matter? Didn't I tell you? My dead old comrade was a woman, and she was my first girlfriend."

Jiang Yuan was a little confused: "Wait a minute, Dad, didn't you just say that you met your first love first?"

"correct."

Father Jiang nodded heavily.

"Then you are going to worship your first girlfriend again?"

"Yes."

"This shit doesn't make sense at all!"

"Why doesn't it make sense? A first love is a first love, and a first girlfriend is a first girlfriend."

"Dad, I never thought you were still the King of the Sea."

"What is Aquaman?"

"I have many girlfriends, but none of them are responsible."

"Then your dad and I are not Neptune."

Father Jiang shook his head decisively.

"Oh, it's okay."

"I am the sea god!"

"..."

After being silent for a while, Jiang Yuan finally said: "Dad, are you really only a genin?"

"That's right, what's wrong?"

"Then why are you still alive today?"

Others always say that they are shameless and so on.

Jiang Yuan suddenly realized that compared with his father, he was too shameless.

"I can't help it. Why don't you let me, your father, look handsome?"

"Actually, before I married your mother, your father and I had a nickname that everyone knew - the dream of a ninja girl!"

Jiang's father had a look of reminiscence on his face, as if he was nostalgic for those days of youth that would never come back.

"Dad, I want to hit you now that you're like this."

"Tch, don't come here. Otherwise, where do you think your appearance comes from? Shouldn't you inherit it from me?"

"I always thought he was from Edogawa next door."

"Oh, just him? His wife was so obsessed with me back then. If it weren't for your father and my moral integrity, you would have had an extra brother."

"Dad, can you stop bragging?"

"What? Don't believe it?"

"Mom is back!"

Father Jiang immediately shut up and remained silent.

After a while, the courtyard door was pushed open and Jiang's mother walked in from the outside.

There is a vegetable basket hanging on the arm, which contains oysters, rehmannia glutinosa, sea cucumbers, and oysters, all of which are good for the kidneys.

After seeing what was inside clearly, Jiang's father's face suddenly turned bitter.

"Mom, you're back, sit down quickly."

Jiang Yuan said dogleg.

"Still sitting down, I'm almost mad to death from both your father and son."

Jiang's mother rolled her eyes at Jiang Yuan angrily, but still sat on the porch.

"Dad made you angry, but I didn't make you angry."

Jiang Yuan said clearly.

"Why not? Why did you engrave the name of a guy named Ichiro Ginma on my wallet?"

Jiang Yuan: "...Mom, that's my wallet."

Jiang's mother spread her hands and said, "It's your wallet, who knows?"

Father Jiang: "No one knows."

Jiang Mu "Who can prove it?"

Father Jiang: "No one can prove it."

Jiang’s mother: “Please ask it, are you its owner?”

Father Jiang: "Then it will definitely not speak."

Jiang Yuan looked at his parents singing together, feeling filled with grief and anger.

Are you two talking about cross talk here? ! !

The cross talk emperor and cross talk queen are talking about you two.

It’s so deceptive!

Seeing Jiang Yuan's disappointment, Jiang's mother patted Jiang Yuan's shoulder and comforted him: "Son, actually, Mom doesn't want to spend your money."

"I just want to save it for you temporarily and give it to you when you grow up."

"Mom, you are my only son. I can't take this money with me when I die. Who can I give it to? Shouldn't I still leave it to you?"

Jiang Yuan stretched out a hand and said, "Then give it to me now. I'm already 20 years old, am I not old enough?"

Jiang's mother smiled and touched Jiang Yuan's head and said, "In my heart, you will never grow up. Not to mention 20 years old, even if you are 80 years old, you are still a child!"

"puff----!"

Jiang Yuan's whole body felt bad.