Harry Potter: Man at Hogwarts but no wand
Chapter 59: Lesson 1: Playing with Lockhart
Andy at 5 o'clock the next morning!The main purpose of dragging Justin to have breakfast was to avoid Harry. God knows how awkward he would be, so he would rather endure Justin's scolding, and missed Ron being yelled at and scolded by Mrs. Weasley. famous scene.
Their first class was Defense Against the Dark Arts taught by the famous idiot king Gilderoy Lockhart. Andy estimated that this was the only teacher he could defeat in the school. After all, this guy saw Cornwall. With all the elves running away, Andy can be arrogant.
He walked into the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom and found that it was filled with photos of Lockhart, and there was a huge picture frame standing behind the desk.They occupied the last row of the classroom without hesitation. Justin leaned over and said to Andy, "Have you seen so many portraits? I think there is definitely something wrong with this teacher's brain."
"It's not that he has a brain problem, it's that he has a small brain." Andy added, and everyone around burst into laughter.
"Please allow me to introduce your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, I am Gilderoy Lockhart!" A blond man with blue eyes walked down the spiral staircase: "Third Class Medal of Sir Merlin, Anti-Black Arts An honorary member of the Magic Alliance, I have won the "Wizard Weekly" Most Charming Smile Award 5 times, but I never show off." After saying that, he walked to the huge picture frame and giggled, and only then did Andy see clearly that it was him who was drawing the picture. Own.
If Andy hadn't known the plot, he would have thought that Dumbledore felt that dark wizards like Quirrell were too dangerous to teach, so he hired a scumbag to teach.He was not a good guy anyway, so Andy started to act stupid again: "Girod points at Girod and draws Girod, matryoshka dolls are prohibited!"
Justin burst out laughing with a "puff", and the surrounding people thought of all kinds of hey again, and several girls cast dissatisfied looks at them.
"Quiet! Don't be arrogant, little wizards. Maybe you want to be famous, but quick success without strength will definitely go to your head. I don't get rid of Wan Lun female ghosts by smiling."
"Does it have to rely on imagination?" Andy has been unable to find a place to get angry these past two days. He finally found a weak persimmon and hurriedly killed someone.The effect was very good, the whole class burst into laughter. Except for the few girls who were obsessed with Lockhart, everyone in the class felt that the teacher was talking nonsense.
"Mr... Mr. Rolex? You want to be in the limelight, right? Of course, young man, you can't try to attract people's attention by challenging authority now. Calm down, okay? You'll have plenty of time when you grow up. Yes, yes Ah, I know what you are thinking!' He said it lightly, he is already an internationally famous wizard!' But when I was in the second grade, I was as ordinary as you are now. In fact, I should say more than you. ordinary."
"Professor Lockhart, first of all, my name is not Rolex, but Patek Philippe. Lawrence, Lawrence!" Andy stood up, grinning uncontrollably: "Secondly, I just think you are bragging. And this kind of The great thing about bragging is that it starts from the first word and ends with the last word.”
Andy looked around. Everyone was covering their mouths and laughing. A Ravenclaw student in the front row turned his hand behind his back and gave him a thumbs up.Justin on the side looked at him doubtfully, that's not right, this kid usually lives his life as long as he can, why did he become so arrogant today?
"Mr. Lawrence, you will pay the price for your arrogance sooner or later. As a great wizard, you will not argue with a second-year student, so you don't have to worry. You will leave the classroom intact at the end of class."
"No, professor. If you want to quarrel with me, you can agree to it immediately. I'll call you a group of Acromantulas immediately. Don't say that I bully you. Otherwise, you and the juvenile spider in my dormitory Want to have a game?"
"Pull it down." Justin fanned the fire next to him: "It has grown so big. You slept on its belly last night. Do you have the nerve to call me here to bully the new professor?"
The Hufflepuffs all started to cheer. Andy came back late last night, and Babu surprised everyone by sneaking into the common room.As a result, under Justin's organization, they changed from fighting against the invasion of evil spiders to teaming up to feed pets, so that the glutton Babu could have diarrhea in the morning.
Fortunately, Andy came back and explained that Babu was the only one who was so close to them. Otherwise, if they had not planned to form a team to steal the baby spider badgers, they would have become a snack for Tyrantula and the others.
"You actually and the Acromantula——" Lockhart's sense of justice came up again, and he was ready to start a verbal spat with Andy.
"Nonsense, everyone in Hogwarts knows that I am——"
"The dark wizard who colluded with the Acromantula. Mr. Potter will deduct five points from Hufflepuff for spreading horrible remarks in the school. Then come with me." Snape appeared at the door with a donkey face.
Andy was shocked: "Ah, you know the professor's words by heart, right?"
Lockhart hurriedly maintained his dignity: "Professor Snape, I know you-"
"Goodbye, Professor Lockhart, remember to inform me about the magic rack!" Andy waved his hand and walked away from him with dignity, leaving behind Justin who complained that he was not loyal enough.
"You're causing trouble again." Snape returned to the cellar and sat at the table, his eyebrows knitted together.
"I can guarantee that I can beat him." Andy shrugged. He felt most at ease in front of Snape every time - Dumbledore had to pretend to be innocent and decent, at home he had to hide it from his parents and siblings, and in Mal Fu Manor is even more difficult. Only here can you talk nonsense.
Snape was noncommittal, but he didn't blame him anymore. He knew that the little wizard was walking on the edge of a knife just like him.
"Don't say anything in front of Dumbledore in the future." He said suddenly.
Andy nodded, but was a little worried that his appearance would drive a wedge between the two.
Seeing that he agreed, Snape opened a secret compartment on the shelf with bottles and cans at the back. He gently took out a bottle of potion. The brown glass seemed to be very unstable.
"Drink it." Snape opened the bottle carefully.
Their first class was Defense Against the Dark Arts taught by the famous idiot king Gilderoy Lockhart. Andy estimated that this was the only teacher he could defeat in the school. After all, this guy saw Cornwall. With all the elves running away, Andy can be arrogant.
He walked into the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom and found that it was filled with photos of Lockhart, and there was a huge picture frame standing behind the desk.They occupied the last row of the classroom without hesitation. Justin leaned over and said to Andy, "Have you seen so many portraits? I think there is definitely something wrong with this teacher's brain."
"It's not that he has a brain problem, it's that he has a small brain." Andy added, and everyone around burst into laughter.
"Please allow me to introduce your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, I am Gilderoy Lockhart!" A blond man with blue eyes walked down the spiral staircase: "Third Class Medal of Sir Merlin, Anti-Black Arts An honorary member of the Magic Alliance, I have won the "Wizard Weekly" Most Charming Smile Award 5 times, but I never show off." After saying that, he walked to the huge picture frame and giggled, and only then did Andy see clearly that it was him who was drawing the picture. Own.
If Andy hadn't known the plot, he would have thought that Dumbledore felt that dark wizards like Quirrell were too dangerous to teach, so he hired a scumbag to teach.He was not a good guy anyway, so Andy started to act stupid again: "Girod points at Girod and draws Girod, matryoshka dolls are prohibited!"
Justin burst out laughing with a "puff", and the surrounding people thought of all kinds of hey again, and several girls cast dissatisfied looks at them.
"Quiet! Don't be arrogant, little wizards. Maybe you want to be famous, but quick success without strength will definitely go to your head. I don't get rid of Wan Lun female ghosts by smiling."
"Does it have to rely on imagination?" Andy has been unable to find a place to get angry these past two days. He finally found a weak persimmon and hurriedly killed someone.The effect was very good, the whole class burst into laughter. Except for the few girls who were obsessed with Lockhart, everyone in the class felt that the teacher was talking nonsense.
"Mr... Mr. Rolex? You want to be in the limelight, right? Of course, young man, you can't try to attract people's attention by challenging authority now. Calm down, okay? You'll have plenty of time when you grow up. Yes, yes Ah, I know what you are thinking!' He said it lightly, he is already an internationally famous wizard!' But when I was in the second grade, I was as ordinary as you are now. In fact, I should say more than you. ordinary."
"Professor Lockhart, first of all, my name is not Rolex, but Patek Philippe. Lawrence, Lawrence!" Andy stood up, grinning uncontrollably: "Secondly, I just think you are bragging. And this kind of The great thing about bragging is that it starts from the first word and ends with the last word.”
Andy looked around. Everyone was covering their mouths and laughing. A Ravenclaw student in the front row turned his hand behind his back and gave him a thumbs up.Justin on the side looked at him doubtfully, that's not right, this kid usually lives his life as long as he can, why did he become so arrogant today?
"Mr. Lawrence, you will pay the price for your arrogance sooner or later. As a great wizard, you will not argue with a second-year student, so you don't have to worry. You will leave the classroom intact at the end of class."
"No, professor. If you want to quarrel with me, you can agree to it immediately. I'll call you a group of Acromantulas immediately. Don't say that I bully you. Otherwise, you and the juvenile spider in my dormitory Want to have a game?"
"Pull it down." Justin fanned the fire next to him: "It has grown so big. You slept on its belly last night. Do you have the nerve to call me here to bully the new professor?"
The Hufflepuffs all started to cheer. Andy came back late last night, and Babu surprised everyone by sneaking into the common room.As a result, under Justin's organization, they changed from fighting against the invasion of evil spiders to teaming up to feed pets, so that the glutton Babu could have diarrhea in the morning.
Fortunately, Andy came back and explained that Babu was the only one who was so close to them. Otherwise, if they had not planned to form a team to steal the baby spider badgers, they would have become a snack for Tyrantula and the others.
"You actually and the Acromantula——" Lockhart's sense of justice came up again, and he was ready to start a verbal spat with Andy.
"Nonsense, everyone in Hogwarts knows that I am——"
"The dark wizard who colluded with the Acromantula. Mr. Potter will deduct five points from Hufflepuff for spreading horrible remarks in the school. Then come with me." Snape appeared at the door with a donkey face.
Andy was shocked: "Ah, you know the professor's words by heart, right?"
Lockhart hurriedly maintained his dignity: "Professor Snape, I know you-"
"Goodbye, Professor Lockhart, remember to inform me about the magic rack!" Andy waved his hand and walked away from him with dignity, leaving behind Justin who complained that he was not loyal enough.
"You're causing trouble again." Snape returned to the cellar and sat at the table, his eyebrows knitted together.
"I can guarantee that I can beat him." Andy shrugged. He felt most at ease in front of Snape every time - Dumbledore had to pretend to be innocent and decent, at home he had to hide it from his parents and siblings, and in Mal Fu Manor is even more difficult. Only here can you talk nonsense.
Snape was noncommittal, but he didn't blame him anymore. He knew that the little wizard was walking on the edge of a knife just like him.
"Don't say anything in front of Dumbledore in the future." He said suddenly.
Andy nodded, but was a little worried that his appearance would drive a wedge between the two.
Seeing that he agreed, Snape opened a secret compartment on the shelf with bottles and cans at the back. He gently took out a bottle of potion. The brown glass seemed to be very unstable.
"Drink it." Snape opened the bottle carefully.
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