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Shao Yang: "That's right, why don't people speak some dialects?"

Guo Degang scratched his head.

Yu Qian stood aside to watch the excitement. He and Guo Degang usually talked about old jokes. Hearing these new burdens from Shaoyang today made him feel very interesting.

Shao Yang imitated His Majesty's posture again: "Fight, fight, don't let fight, there is no one now, the man is dead, we have become a country of daughters, what should we do?"

Yu Qian: "Hi."

Shao Yang: "The Prime Minister was in a hurry at that time."

Yu Qian: "What did the prime minister say?"

Shaoyang said in another dialect: "Your Majesty, don't worry, I will tell you."

Guo Degang hastily grabbed Shaoyang: "Hey, why is it the northern Shaanxi dialect again?"

Shao Yang explained: "Five hundred boys and girls can't be obtained from one place, there are people everywhere."

Guo Degang: "That's it."

Shao Yang: "Your Majesty, don't worry, I have a good idea."

Yu Qian: "What way?"

Shao Yang: "We break the marriage system, as long as we can pass on the family line and continue our nation."

Guo Degang: "Oh, what should I do?"

Shaoyang: "Abolish the marriage system, men fight outside, and women stay at home, don't stay at home."

Yu Qian: "Then why go?"

Shaoyang: "Go for a walk in the street."

Yu Qian: "Hey, what are you doing strolling in the street?"

Shaoyang: "You all go out for a stroll, take your quilt and pillows, and tie them to your body."

Guo Degang interrupted: "No, if I'm not wrong, is this thing called a kimono later?"

Shaoyang: "That's right, the acacia suit."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Hahaha."

The audience in the audience laughed uncontrollably.

All the apprentices of Dexing Club in the background also gathered at the gate to listen. They never expected that today's match was completely dominated by Shaoyang.

Yu Qian: "Don't talk nonsense, it's recorded below."

Shaoyang: "Anyway, that's what it means. The family and the nation can continue."

Yu Qian: "Is this going to continue?"

Shao Yang: "Yes, but there is a small problem."

Guo Degang and Yu Qian said in unison: "What's the problem?"

Could it be that Shaoyang committed: "What is the child's birth name?"

"Forehead…"

Guo Degang and Yu Qian looked at me and I looked at you, and you were stunned.

Shaoyang: "I don't know each other, you can use WeChat to chat and you know who the other party is..."

Yu Qian hurriedly stopped Shaoyang: "All right, all right, stop talking nonsense."

Shao Yang: "I can't help it later, what happened where, so what's the last name."

Guo Degang: "How to say?"

Shao Yang looked up at the sky: "It's like what happened under the pine tree."

Guo Degang: "Oh."

Shaoyang: "Watanabe."

Guo Degang: "On the riverside."

Shaoyang: "Shankou."

Guo Degang: "Under the mountain."

Shao Yang: "I am most puzzled by Inoue."

Guo Degang pushed Shaoyang away.

Shao Yang came back and pushed Guo Degang, "Why push me?"

Guo Degang: "You don't speak human language."

Shaoyang: "Inoue, it's comparable to Pan Jinlian hanging upside down..."

The words are not over yet.

Guo Degang pushed Shaoyang away again.

The whole audience started booing.

The atmosphere reached its peak.

on the screen.

Countless viewers also buttoned up '666' in unison.

Guo Degang: "Shaoyang, don't hurt me. Today is the [-]th anniversary celebration of Dexing Society. What are you talking about?"

Shao Yang: "That's what it means."

Yu Qianyou said: "Let's discuss cultural issues instead of technology?"

Shaoyang: "And what's the name of the child once happened."

Yu Qian: "What's your name?"

Shaoyang: "Taro."

Yu Qian: "Oh."

Shaoyang: "I called Jiro twice, look at Yamamoto 56."

Yu Qian: "Hey! Good guy!"

"..."

From the time when Shaoyang talked about the island country, the audience laughed basically every minute.

After the whole game, three 10 minutes.

Laugh at least fifty or sixty times.

After Shaoyang threw out the last burden, after Yu Qian said the classic sentence: "Go to you", the three of them bowed to the audience at the same time.

Just when the three of them were about to step off the stage, some audience members started booing.

"another one."

"another one."

"another one!"

So enthusiastic.

Almost half of the audience was shouting for another one.

There is a rule of returning to the cross talk stage, but it is only the third program now. Guo Degang asked Shaoyang and Yu Qian to go down first, and ran to the front and said: "Don't worry, it's still early. Let me pull Shaoyang up again and say something."

"it is good!"

"it is good!"

Shao Yang wiped his sweat and said helplessly, "If Lao Guo doesn't pay me tonight, then it's unreasonable."

Yu Qian said with a smile: "This scene was forced to be told by you alone."

Shao Yang said: "I said what I thought, but the audience still listened to it."

Yu Qian: "You're right."

Shaoyang: "Where."

When the three of them left the stage, Zhang Helun and Lang Heyan, who were supposed to be on stage next, didn't know what to do.

The atmosphere was so hot that they didn't know if they could take it on.

Guo Degang saw their worries, and only said: "Just say what you usually say."

With Master's words, Zhang Helun and Lang Heyan went to the stage.

As soon as Shaoyang sat down, a group of Guo Degang's apprentices came to say hello, all of them were polite and polite.

"Shaoyang, it's a good thing you didn't do cross talk, otherwise there would be no such thing as Dexing Society." Guo Degang took a sip of tea and joked.

Shaoyang laughed: "The half hour just now has already killed me, so I won't be funny if I play again."

After all, today is the [-]th anniversary celebration of Dexing Society, and Shaoyang doesn't want to overwhelm the host.

Guo Degang borrowed the slope to get off the donkey and said: "Then I will invite you to go up later, and you can go up again."

"Okay."

"Sing two ditties to the audience."

"no problem."

One show after another on stage.

Shao Yang was also chatting with Guo Degang and Yu Qian backstage while knocking on melon seeds.

Until ten o'clock.

Only then did the host read out the names of Guo Degang and Yu Qian again: "Please enjoy the cross talk "Big Truth" below, performed by Guo Degang and Yu Qian."

Shaoyang leisurely listened in the background.

When the melon seeds were finished, Guo Degang's apprentice immediately added them.

When the tea was finished, Guo Degang's disciple immediately added it.

Just like that, another half hour passed.

On the stage.

"Brother Qian, how about we call Shaoyang and my disciples up and have a good time together?"

"Okay."

Guo Degang looked at the position at the entrance of the field and shouted: "Everyone come up."

Xiao Yueyue immediately walked up to Shaoyang: "Uncle Yang, please."

Shao Yang put the melon seeds back on the plate, got up and brought a group of disciples from Dexing Club to the stage.

At this time, their positions can often show their status in Dexing Club.

Yue Yunpeng and Luan Yunping stood in the middle, and the other apprentices could only stand aside.

However, the apprentices of Yunzike basically stood in the first row.

As soon as Shaoyang came to power, Guo Degang and Yu Qian dragged him down among them.

Guo Degang: "There is a priority in hearing the truth, and there is a specialization in the arts."

Yu Qian: "Yes."

Guo Degang: "Cross talk actors have four lessons, talk about learning to sing, although we also sing, but our singing is Taiping lyrics, not singing in the traditional sense."

Yu Qian: "That's right."

Guo Degang: "Shaoyang, Brother Qian, how about the three of us singing one last song for everyone today?"

Yu Qian quickly waved his hand and said, "With Shaoyang here, I won't make a fool of myself."

Guo Degang: "Shaoyang, what do you want to sing about?"

Shao Yang said with a smile: "That depends on what the audience wants to hear."

The audience below shouted: "Eighteen touches."

Shao Yang: "Don't make trouble, I want to sing this song, it will probably be on the trending list tomorrow."

"Send the lover."

"A flower stand."

"Exploring the Qingshui River."

There are many voices down there.

Shaoyang listened for a while, and said: "I'll sing a new one. I'll sing the first one, and I'll make up a short section. Everyone will just listen to it."

"it is good!"

Shao Yang adjusted the microphone, and when the audience quieted down, Shao Yang also sang.

"Regret to come to the gate to laugh

I regret burning incense with the thief

Guan Gong crime Liu Beibao

How can a hero be forgiven for committing a crime?

Small school back to camp to report

Just say that the master let go of his old friend

Seven Star Sword cuts off the head

blood-stained gown

The hero has failed

Once the hard work is thrown away

In front of the Jiangdong Bridge, kindness and justice are important

Leaving a good name floating in the ages

......"

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