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Shao Yang: "It was all a joke just now."

Yu Qian: "It's all a joke."

Shao Yang: "Cross talk is different from other art forms. It is completely relying on one mouth to bring you into the story."

Guo Degang: "That's right."

Shaoyang: "It's not like dramas and sketches, where you always have characters on stage. If you really want to act in a sketch, it's easy."

Yu Qian: "How simple is it?"

Shao Yang let go of his airs: "For example, now that I put on makeup and a wig, I can act as Yu Qian's ancestor."

Yu Qian was anxious: "Why?"

Guo Degang: "What are you in a hurry for?"

Yu Qian: "Nonsense, he has become my ancestor, so I can't be in a hurry."

Shao Yang: "This guy is boring. Old Guo always said that he is your father on stage, but I didn't see you in a hurry."

Guo Degang: "That's because I'm telling the truth."

Yu Qian: "Go, any truth is a lie."

Shao Yang: "The stage of cross talk is that there is no big or small on the stage, and there are rules in the audience. It doesn't matter who is the ancestor and who is the father on the stage, but you can't say that when you are off the stage."

Yu Qian: "What did the audience say?"

Shao Yang: "You call me Dad in the audience, but I may not be able to talk to you."

There was another burst of laughter in the audience.

From the beginning to the present, it is impossible to count how many times the audience has laughed.

You must know that today's Dexing Society's [-]th anniversary celebration will be broadcast live on Tudou Video.

After Shaoyang took the stage, the number of people in the live broadcast room soared.

At this moment, barrages flashed across the screen at a rate of dozens per second.

"Hahahaha!"

"Brother Yang is too hurt."

"This is professional, right? Mainstream cross talk actors probably have no place to cry when they see this show."

"quite funny."

"If it hadn't been rehearsed in advance, I wouldn't believe it."

"..."

Shao Yang: "Everyone knows that I debuted as an artist. I have been a singer, an actor, and a director. These years, I mainly write and write scripts at home. I can be regarded as a screenwriter."

Guo Degang: "Almighty entertainer."

Shaoyang: "Don't dare to be, don't be."

Yu Qian: "Don't be modest."

Shao Yang: "Today is also the first time I officially stand on the cross talk stage and talk about cross talk."

Guo Degang and Yu Qian: "Yes."

Shao Yang: "Before going on stage, Mr. Guo asked me to be this joke, but how could I, it was all my nonsense just now."

Guo Degang: "Don't say that, the paragraphs you just said are much better than what the mainstream comedians in our circle said."

There were shouts from the audience.

Shao Yang: "We didn't rehearse in advance, and Lao Guo didn't tell me what to say today."

Guo Degang: "You can play whatever you want, everyone sitting here today is your own."

Shao Yang: "Then let me share with you some interesting things that I have encountered over the years in my career."

Yu Qian: "Okay."

Shao Yang: "I won't talk about domestic affairs, so as not to make people find fault, let's talk about foreign affairs."

Yu Qian: "What do you say abroad?"

Shao Yang: "In Asian countries, I have been to island countries and kimchi countries."

Guo Degang: "The island country is a place that Mr. Yu Qian dreams of going to."

Shao Yang: "Really?"

Guo Degang: "Well, I just have a chance today, and I will ask you a question for Teacher Yu."

Shao Yang: "What's the problem?"

Guo Degang: "Is Tokyo hot? Because I can always hear Brother Qian saying that Tokyo is hot and Tokyo is hot in the background."

To change to before.

Maybe some viewers don't understand this stalk.

But now that the Internet is so developed, the audience in the audience immediately laughed when they heard this.

Guo Degang: "You all understand."

Shao Yang smiled and said, "When I went to the island country, Tokyo was still not hot. If Teacher Yu wants to go, he can go in summer."

Yu Qian: "Go, go, you two don't talk nonsense here."

Guo Degang: "Mr. Yu is shy. Usually, Mr. Yu likes to watch some island country movies."

Shao Yang asked, "Is the movie you're talking about serious?"

Guo Degang shook his head: "I don't know if it's serious or not. Anyway, Teacher Yu likes to watch movies where two people can finish a movie."

Yu Qian: "Don't talk nonsense."

Shaoyang: "I have been to the island country twice."

Guo Degang: "Really?"

Shao Yang: "Teacher Guo must have been there too, right?"

Guo Degang: "I actually went there to perform."

Shaoyang: "The first time I went, I was invited by the organizer to participate in a music festival. Many fans picked me up, which shocked me a lot."

Guo Degang: "What's wrong?"

Shao Yang: "I just walked out of the airport, and saw a group of people standing outside, waving non-stop, and many of them were holding banners."

Yu Qian: "Really?"

Shaoyang: "There are six large characters on the banner, Welcome Brother Yang to Japan."

The audience was taken aback for a moment.

After reacting, everyone burst out laughing.

Xue Jiajia looked puzzled: "What's so funny?"

She turned her head to look at Yang Caiwei, who was also laughing endlessly. Seeing that Xue Jiajia didn't get the stalk in Shaoyang's dialect, Yang Caiwei leaned into her ear and said something. Xue Jiajia was stunned for two seconds, and her ears turned red.

on the screen.

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Welcome Brother Yang to Japan."

"I didn't realize it at first."

"Killing me."

"..."

Shao Yang: "The organizer over there sent someone to pick me up."

Guo Degang: "Oh."

Shao Yang: "Islanders are very polite. They bowed ninety degrees to me as soon as we met."

Yu Qian: "Hey."

Shao Yang imitated: "He walked up to me and said very politely, 'First of all, please allow me to introduce, I am called Che Wu Jin Er.'"

Yu Qian: "Hey, why did you choose this name?"

Shao Yang: "I was out of my mind at the time, and I also bowed to him."

Yu Qian: "What did you say?"

Shaoyang: "I said that it was my first time to come to an island country, and I also named myself an island country, called Paobapingliu."

Yu Qian: "Are you guys playing chess?"

Shaoyang: "I went there for the first time, and I made a lot of preparations."

Yu Qian: "Really?"

Shaoyang: "I study their history, study their etiquette, including folk customs, all of which are studied."

Yu Qian: "Oh, have you studied it?"

Shao Yang: "Just take the name as an example. I think it was in the Warring States period of the island country."

Guo Degang and Yu Qian: "Is there a warring state in the island country?"

Shaoyang: "It's about the Warring States period, but it's actually a dozen villages fighting."

"Hahaha."

"Ha ha ha ha."

The audience, both at the scene and in the live broadcast room, couldn't stop laughing at this moment.

Guo Degang felt that he was redundant.

Shao Yang: "Men all over the country are on the battlefield."

Yu Qian: "The war is over."

Shaoyang: "Adult males are basically dead."

Yu Qian: "Yo."

Shao Yang: "The emperor was in a hurry at that time."

Yu Qian: "Oh, I'm angry."

Shaoyang made a gesture: "Don't let the beating, don't let the beating, don't let the beating, beating, beating, no one. (dialect)"

Guo Degang pushed Shaoyang away: "Warring States period? The emperor of the island country? Where did this dialect come from?"

Shaoyang: "Don't you know history? I think Qin Shihuang sent a man named Xu Fu to the island country."

Guo Degang: "Alchemist Xu Fu?"

Shao Yang: "Is there such a person?"

Guo Degang: "Take five hundred boys and girls to the east."

Shao Yang: "That's right, Xu Fu took five hundred boys and girls to combine with the locals to form the island country."

Guo Degang: "According to what you say, it's true."

Shao Yang: "You have to make it clear that we Chinese are the ancestors of the island people."

The voice just fell.

The audience applauded loudly, directly bringing the atmosphere to a climax.

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