Through the courtyard, I became a big villain

Under the attention of many people in Dongcheng District, Daye and Shazhu finally arrived at Chabalou.

As early as yesterday, the tea building had posted a notice to suspend business for the whole morning.

Occasionally, a few Lengtouqing wanted to eat inside, but they were stopped.

At this moment, Liu Lan was waiting outside the door with almost everyone in the front hall and back kitchen.

There are still many firecrackers and fireworks on the ground.

The back kitchen staff who had a good relationship with Shazhu were waiting to light a cigarette.

"Master He is here!"

"Master He is here!"

Someone shouted from afar.

"Quick, step aside, let me see what the bride looks like!"

"I'm stupid, don't squeeze me."

Such a lively scene also attracted many passers-by to stop, and it looked very lively.

A person with such a good face like Shazhu suddenly flushed with excitement, feeling awe-inspiring.

He drove the bicycle all the way to the steps of the hotel before he was willing to stop.

And that foul smell rushed into everyone's noses.

The people in the front row frowned.

What's the situation?

Chef He, who is usually smoky in the back kitchen, doesn't have such a strong smell. It's nothing more than the smell of athlete's foot after taking off his shoes.

But today's taste is a bit spicy...

Is it?

An answer emerged in everyone's minds.

After all, all the impossibilities have been ruled out, and the remaining answer, no matter how unbelievable, is the truth.

Everyone looked behind the two of them in unison.

Sha Zhu and the uncle also set up the car, and they both looked at their sweetheart in unison.

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

...

There were more than a dozen bangs in a row.

Even Da Ye and Sha Zhu were included.

The exaggerated makeup of the two of them, Da Ye and Sha Zhu, both accepted it.

But the wind blowing along the way brought the hairstyles of the two of them back to their original shape, and on top of that, there were a few flies on their heads rubbing their hands...

Obviously a big meal.

There are even two flies hugging each other on Jia Zhang's head, doing what all creatures love to do...

The scene was awkward for a moment.

Sha Zhu waved his hand calmly, trying to drive away the flies on Qu Aying's head.

But he forgot that today was his big day.

No matter how calm he is, he is also the focus of attention.

So following Silly Zhu's movements, everyone watched the blown flies dance on Qu Aying's head in unison.

Those who are familiar with flies know that flies cannot be blown away. Generally, they find a place they like, and if you coax them, they will only fly up for a while, then wander around and continue to fall back.

Normally, Sha Zhu and the uncle should follow the red carpet at the door and help their respective daughters-in-law to enter the door to hold the ceremony, but facing the crowd at the door, Sha Zhu panicked a little.

In addition, he thought of the pointing of people along the way because...

Now he can't wait to find a crack in the ground and get in.

In order to ease the embarrassment, he quickly thought of a note.

"Xiao Liu! Light the fire! Everyone is here, why haven't the firecrackers been lit yet!"

"point!"

"Come on! Brothers."

Xiao Liu said hello, and the male employees in the back kitchen lit firecrackers and Er Tijiao with the cigarettes in their hands.

Several hanging firecrackers immediately created a lot of momentum.

What's more important is that the white smoke from so many firecrackers and the blaze only smoked the crowd watching the excitement at the door kept retreating.

Sha Zhu tugged the old man, and the old man suddenly came to his senses.

The two of them dragged their 200-jin fat daughter-in-law and rushed towards the hotel frantically.

It's not just because no one is paying attention to them at the moment.

It was also because Sha Zhu was in a hurry to order Xiao Liu to light firecrackers just now, and forgot to drive his bicycle all the way to the bottom of the steps.

And there happened to be two big firecrackers hanging on both sides of his feet...

Xiao Liu thought that Shazhu deliberately wanted this effect, so he walked into the store by the firelight, thinking it was quite cool.

So Xiao Liu didn't mention it.

But it doesn't seem cool at all.

Silly Zhu and the uncle in front reacted only two seconds later, and there were many holes in their Chinese tunic suits and stiff suit trousers.

The collar of the white shirt was also blackened and dusty, and the true color could not be seen.

In the past, firecrackers used enough materials, and the gunpowder inside was full of sincerity.

This also led to the fact that after Shazhu and the uncle entered the door, what the people inside saw were their beggar costumes...

What's more frightening is that Jia Zhang and Qu Aying, who reacted more slowly behind, are even more frightening.

It's not surprising that there are some holes in the big red clothes, with silly pillars and uncles in front of them.

The legs and feet of the two were slow, and they were crushed for more than two seconds.

The faces of Sha Zhu and Da Ye can only be regarded as a little bit of cannon dust, but the makeup of the two who have stayed in the smoke and dust for a longer time can be called black-faced Bao Gong at this moment.

It's the same from top to bottom, unlike the makeup of the two before, with one piece on the left and one piece on the right.

The Pao Zhan Hei was actually glued quite firmly, and the two of them shook and stamped their feet when they entered the door, just shaking off some debris.

On the stage, the eloquent host invited by Shazhu suddenly got stuck in his throat in the second half of the warm-up speech they started talking as soon as they entered the door.

As an excellent host, Shazhu's itinerary was late for more than ten minutes because he was riding a bicycle too slowly.

I wasted a lot of time at the door.

The host just bit the bullet and said the opening speech for a long time on the stage.

After all, besides the uncles in the courtyard, Shazhu and the uncle also have many colleagues in the rolling mill, and some people want to go to the neighbors of the hotel first.

Back then, the host hired by the silly Zhutuo from the radio station was also because of his whim, allowing himself to appear on the stage after some foreshadowing by the host, and this scene happened now.

When he heard the sound of firecrackers, the host also breathed a sigh of relief, feeling proud.

"Isn't it just talking about scenes for more than ten minutes? Even if people are half an hour late, I can still talk. Brother Kai, I haven't seen any scenes!"

"Alright friends and relatives, let us all turn our attention to the revolving door, and let us welcome two beautiful couples into the arena!"

With the signal of firecrackers, he spoke the introductory words.

Then he continued: "I believe everyone is familiar with the two protagonists today..."

"They are the young and promising He Yuzhu and Chef He! Damn it!"

"Yi Zhonghai, the old steel knife from the rolling mill! Damn it!"

After expressing his emotions with two shit, Kai finally suppressed the shock in his heart by virtue of his professional training.

I thought to myself again, what scene have I never seen?

He bit the tip of his tongue and continued.

"And the two newcomers are about to appear in front of everyone."

"Good things come in pairs. I am honored to be able to witness the weddings of two teams of couples at the same time today!"

"Look! Our two beautiful brides have come in!"

The host saw someone yell through the dim turnstile.

Then there is...

"Boom... should be..."

The noise of the microphone landing.