Through the courtyard, I became a big villain

"I didn't expect that the new daughter-in-law Shazhu is also a pungent master."

Several people who just teased her discussed among themselves.

"That's for sure, look at the blue-faced fangs on her face..."

Someone directly exaggerated Qu Aying's makeup.

"Hahaha, from now on, Shazhu will not be able to cast down demons and slay demons every day?"

"That's right, hahaha, you're right."

The people in the courtyard are not just those familiar people in TV dramas.

Most of the bastards who bullied Stickong with Yan Jiekuang had grown up.

And all of them have successfully grown into the appearance of gangsters.

Most of them came here today to watch the excitement, so naturally they couldn't help but sneer and sneer, and rely on their status as neighbors to eat and drink for nothing.

But they also know that Shazhu is not easy to mess with, and he was also a good fighter in the courtyard more than ten years ago.

So they're just pointing from afar.

In any case, Shazhu and the uncle finally connected with someone.

As for what was originally planned, such as eating concentric noodles, wearing a concentric belt, etc., were all omitted.

Because they didn't even finish the makeup on their faces, so they don't have to expect anything else.

However, these rituals are not necessary, and most people don't really care about having them.

No one even cared how Sha Zhu and the uncle would live in the future.

They just want to cuddle.

Eat the banquet that Sha Zhu ordered in the tea building.

If it weren't for this, there really wouldn't be so many people here today.

Under normal circumstances, the groom has to carry the bride into the car, and the bride's feet cannot touch the ground.

But the uncle and Sha Zhu looked at each other in blank dismay.

Each swallowed their saliva.

Resolutely took some red paper and spread it on the ground, and asked the two of them to walk to the gate, which meant that it was fine if they didn't land.

There are two bicycles with big red flowers hanging on the door. The one of Shazhu was bought by him in the first month's salary before he was paid.

The uncle is so old that he doesn't use it much in daily life, so he borrowed it from the street.

Although the second uncle has it, the second uncle has always claimed that he wants to ride and never lends it to him.

The two helped their respective brides onto the bicycles.

Both bikes are Green Postman-style Forever bikes with big underbone beams.

Uncle’s is a bit older, but it’s the same style.

Still good quality bikes from the past.

Xu Yang sighed from behind.

Shazhu and Qu Aying added together, it would be three hundred and sixty-seventy catties.

The uncle and Jia Zhang's weight are about the same.

Although the uncle was thinner than Sha Zhu, Jia Zhang could not hold back even though he equaled him.

After the bride got in the car, both of them also started to get up.

With such a heavy back, the two of them pedaled the ground for more than 40 meters before officially riding crookedly.

Such a strong permanent bicycle actually made a "creaking" sound.

As for the two riders, Da Ye and Sha Zhu, their faces were full of veins, and beads of sweat kept rolling down their faces.

Today, in order to look handsome, the two of them are still wearing white shirts and Chinese tunic suits.

In this season, they are already wearing a very hot suit, and at this moment, the two of them are exerting force all over their bodies.

Sweat soon drenched his back.

The evaporation of sweat and the hairstyles of Jia Zhang and Qu Aying were smoothed out by the two aunts with their saliva.

At this time, the two cars were leading the way, followed by the bicycles of the neighbors in the neighborhood, who rode slowly.

Everyone who was quite leisurely was riding and suddenly found something was wrong.

Why is the wind blowing from the front carrying a rancid smell?

And the closer you get, the more obvious it becomes.

Xu Yang felt nothing except driving the car behind and turning on the air conditioner.

Everyone else felt the baptism of rancid stench.

"Why is it so far away..."

The uncle said in despair when he saw that he had only pedaled less than 1/3 of the distance.

He is old and does not have the physical strength of Shazhu, and even Shazhu is already tired and out of breath at this moment, looking like a dead dog.

At this moment, God seemed to feel the call of the two of them, and gusts of cool wind blew over.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, the two of them quickly lowered their bodies and kicked hard.

The two people in the back also squinted their eyes to enjoy the rare coolness, but they seemed to have forgotten...

Their hair was smoothed out with great effort.

But after these few gusts of wind, everything was in chaos again.

Now not only are the two of them wearing makeup that can stop children from crying at night, but their hairstyles have also returned to the way they had just finished fighting in the beginning.

It is not far from the courtyard to the Chabalou Hotel, and it takes about 4 minutes by bicycle.

However, due to the heavy load, it took the two of them conservatively 25 minutes to reach the Chabalou.

As a result, a strange scene appeared in the slow-moving convoy.

The uncle and Sha Zhu were riding side by side, covered in sweat, the entire Chinese tunic suit was wet, and even white sweat stains had formed in some places.

This is not the most terrible.

The heads of the two women behind them were disheveled like chicken coops, and the most important thing was that countless flies kept hitting their heads as if they had seen their favorite food.

Next to the countless black-headed flies, several mung bean flies were buzzing and flying around.

It seems that human beings have found the Garden of Eden in their dreams...

There are other convoys far behind, in order to avoid the bad smell.

And the passers-by on the road also pointed at this amazing and exciting scene.

Fortunately, there is no such thing as performance art in this era.

So the four of them, Shazhu and Daye, were not regarded as married by passers-by.

Even if there are big red flowers hanging on the handlebars.

Instead, it was directly recognized as a neuropathy...

"Why don't you hurry up? Hurry up and catch them back to Qinglong Mountain! Our children are almost crying because of the two ghosts behind!"

Some irritable parents directly stopped the seemingly normal crowd behind and shouted.

"Qinglong Mountain? What Qinglong Mountain?"

"We're going to get married with the ceremony!"

"What's the matter?"

"Marry with this look?"

"Wearing a sack looks more like that than they do, but it's really embarrassing..."

Soon the answers from the people behind spread all over the nearby streets. People along the way basically knew that there were two couples with weird looks getting married. Not only were they old, but their looks were also exaggerated...

It was even exaggerated to the point of horror.

Compared with adults who point and point, children are more direct.

They cheered and screamed all the way and followed behind Shazhu and the others.

Individual children later wrote their experiences along the way in their compositions.

The title is "An Extraordinary Day"...

"Master, we are getting married today, which is quite eye-catching."

What happened later, Da Ye and Silly Zhu could only hear each other's heavy panting like pulling a bellows, and they didn't know what happened at all.

Sha Zhu took advantage of the time to catch his breath and followed the uncle with emotion.