Through the courtyard, I became a big villain

Although the uncles drank a lot yesterday, they have never had the habit of sleeping in late.

The third master got up to water the flowers, but found that the door of Sha Zhu's house had not been opened.

I don't know what time Shazhu goes to work, it's almost 8 o'clock and I can't afford it.

Xu Yang listened to the sound of breathing and knew that the two of them should be waking up soon.

Got up and went to the front yard.

"Let's go now?"

Qin Jingru asked lazily.

"No, I'll call Sha Zhu to go to work."

"Oh."

Qin Jingru groaned and fell into a deep sleep.

"Master, how about sports?"

Xu Yang greeted the uncle.

She also quietly used some inside information to make her voice accurately reach the second uncle's backyard.

The second uncle woke up early in the morning with a hangover headache, and when he heard the voice, he came towards this side, ready to go out for a walk.

The third master happened to be in the front yard too.

Xu Yang walked towards Shazhu's door while talking to himself.

"You idiot, I still don't get up at this time, and the chef doesn't go to the restaurant to check and prepare the goods. Doesn't this prevent me from making money?"

There was even a bit of resentment in Xu Yang's tone.

The three elders followed behind Xu Yang when they heard that there seemed to be something exciting to watch.

"Stupid column!"

"Silly Zhu, wake up, it's time to go to work!"

While shouting, Xu Yang unconsciously pushed the door open with both hands.

The door "surprisingly" opened.

"This idiot forgot to lock the door after drinking."

The old man frowned and said.

"See if you missed anything."

The fat body of the second uncle also squeezed in.

"Rang, I'll come in and take a look."

The third master squeezed in one by one, complaining in his heart why several people blocked the doorway after entering the room, but as soon as he entered the room, he first saw three dumbfounded faces, and then followed the eyes of several people. It was the scene that left him stunned.

There are two people lying across Shazhu's bed at the moment.

That figure looked like Xu Damao.

But even if the two of them sleep on the same bed, it's okay, they're both old men, and it's okay to lie down together after drinking too much.

But now the two are more than just lying together.

Rather...

Hugged together.

and...

Clothes were left everywhere, and the coats, shirts, and underwear of two people were scattered on the ground...

panties? ? ?

The third master looked at the cabbage gang covering the two of them, and found that the cabbage gang had been beaten to pieces a long time ago...

And under the cover of the cabbage gang, the two actually fought hand to hand...

And it is a vigorous hand-to-hand combat.

Last night, the two of us had a bayonet fight after we left?

This idea popped up in the minds of the three uncles at the same time.

"The air smells so strong of alcohol."

The uncle fanned the wind and said embarrassingly.

Last night, the two of them just put the wine jar on the table and didn't cover it. It would have evaporated all over the room.

The two of them slept soundly in such an atmosphere. Not only did they hug each other frankly, they even had happy smiles on their faces.

Xu Yang heard Sha Zhu's shortness of breath and loud snoring, and then woke up with a jolt.

He leaned on the side of the bed and wanted to get up, but after exerting some strength, he found that it was a bit heavy, and his body seemed to be a little different?

Silly Zhu opened his eyes halfway and shook off the arms covering his body, then he pushed his body hard and finally stood up.

It's just how a touch came from the most sensitive part of me just now.

And it's not the touch feeling with the quilt.

That feeling, like meeting the same kind?

Silly Zhu opened his eyes with all his strength, and then he first widened his eyes and saw the white Xu Damao and Xu Xiaomao.

Then he saw four people with shocked faces at the door.

"what!"

"what!"

"what!"

Silly Zhu almost yelled the loudest voice he could yell in his life.

"Xu Damao, what are you doing!"

Sha Zhu's slaps rained down on Xu Damao.

Xu Damao, who was still sleeping a second ago, was forced to turn it on by Sha Zhu these few times.

"Stupid what are you doing!"

Xu Damao swayed up and down to fend off his stupid stick that wanted to continue hitting him.

"Ask me why!"

"Why are you in my bed!"

"Did you return him? Strip off and face me! You are still Shi Geng's!"

Silly Zhu rushed forward and wanted to continue beating Xu Damao violently.

Xu Damao didn't understand the situation for a while, but he found another problem.

"Silly Zhu, don't talk about me!"

"Look at yourself, why not!"

Silly Zhu followed Xu Damao's line of sight and found that he really was...

Silly Zhu pressed down several times vigorously, but it didn't work.

Although I am single, how can I usually have such a big anger...

Silly Zhu hurriedly went to the ground to find his white underwear and put it on.

It may be because of the increased volume that Shazhu feels a little tight.

Then he looked at Xu Damao.

"I... I'm fucking Huoliwang, you tell me how the fuck you got into my bed first!"

"mine..."

Sha Zhu gritted his teeth and wanted to say that my innocence was gone.

But he found that if he said it, he would be telling the truth that he was slept by Xu Damao?

"I don't know, didn't you drag me to drink last night?"

"I was unconscious by the end of the drink."

"Are you saying it's up to me?"

While talking, Xu Damao also found the underwear and put it on himself.

But the underwear was a little baggy and fell straight down.

Xu Damao looked at Shazhu.

"Look at what I'm doing, you pervert!"

Silly Zhu cursed while pulling up his pants.

Xu Damao waited for Shazhu to fasten his belt before he slowly said: "Sizhu, you are wearing my underwear..."

"I'm so stupid Xu Damao...Xing Xing, you are a big Xing Xing!"

"It's you who called me a pervert!"

"You are a pervert, you are a pervert."

"Grass, I didn't do anything to you, you're still on top of me."

"I sleep like I'm being held down by a mountain!"

"It turns out that you are pressing on me!"

"Short for male plus male."

Xu Yang added something aside.

Only then did the two realize that there were many people watching.

Silly Zhu took off the trousers he just put on with an angry face, took off his underwear and threw them towards Xu Damao.

"Take it off!"

"Didn't you just give me my underwear! I don't even have a change if you don't!"

"Isn't there now! You are a pervert."

"That's why I started taking it off."

After Xu Damao finished taking off, he picked up the underwear that had been stretched by the silly pillar, he was really disgusted, and finally gritted his teeth and put on the pants without wearing them, and escaped from Shazhu's house.

Silly Zhu found a pair of old underwear by rummaging through boxes and boxes, and then ran away in a panic.

"I'm going to be late for work, so I'll see you guys again."