Through the courtyard, I became a big villain

"You all are in the midst of blessings and don't know the blessings."

"I'm only in my 40s, when I was young, what are you going to complain about to us who are half buried in the ground?"

"You're like me..."

"Ugh…"

"I'm really afraid that the day I can't walk, I will starve to death at home and no one will know."

The uncle sighed and said, but in fact, this passage was specially said for Shazhu.

Silly Zhu also hit the road as expected.

"Master!"

Silly Zhu was slightly drunk.

"Master, listen to me!"

"Our brothers and sisters are still thanks to you. Even when I was in the most difficult time, you were the one who helped me."

Silly Zhu's eyes turned red as he spoke.

"so..."

Silly Zhu patted his chest.

"You don't have to worry about it anytime, as long as I, silly Zhu, have a bite to eat, you can walk around, and we two drink together, if you can't walk anymore, I'll send you to the bedside!"

"Pillar!"

"The most right thing I did in my life was to help you at the beginning!"

Yi Zhonghai's mood became full all of a sudden, and the two of them were close to hugging each other and crying.

"Hey, hey, you two old men, don't feel ashamed to panic."

The second uncle frowned and looked at the two of them, he got goosebumps out of embarrassment.

"That's right, isn't retirement life pretty good now?"

"It's too early for you to worry."

The third master also said to Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai wiped the corners of his eyes pretendingly.

My heart is full of pride, what do you two know.

It's better to understand it yourself.

It has only been a few years since I retired, and the money in my hand is becoming less and less valuable. The three of us old men have no ability to work.

Shazhu's culinary skills will definitely become more and more valuable in the future.

Just wait, sooner or later your pension will not be able to support yourself, and by then it will be too late for you to curry favor with Sha Zhu.

But I can prepare with both hands, no matter how bad the stick is, at least it will be so much younger than Shazhu...

The uncle held Sha Zhu's hand tightly and pretended to be excited, but his thoughts never stopped for a moment.

To say that the third master in this yard is the most calculating person is actually not at all.

The third master can only be said to be calculating the immediate interests.

But I directly calculated all the days to come.

In order to consolidate the results, I still have to give my pension to Shazhu in private. With Shazhu's character, he won't ask me to add money if the money is worthless in the future, hehe.

Yi Zhonghai thought proudly in his heart.

"But what Lao Yi said is a problem."

"When it comes to retirement, I actually..."

The third master sighed and didn't finish his sentence.

He even has two sons, one will not be released until nearly four years ago, and the other has moved out long ago, never going home at all, and no one can count on him to provide for the elderly.

But how dare he say such a thing.

"Look where you are."

"Isn't it because the son is not filial?"

"I can't count on any of my three sons. Look at what I'm hiding!"

"Anyway, they are not filial, and no one will get a cent of my money in the future!"

Liu Haizhong said angrily.

Liu Haizhong has saved up some family money, and even has a few valuable antiques in his hands. Now there is a second aunt who is always taking care of him. There is nothing wrong with his own health. He is the only one among the three elders who is still alive I didn't pay much attention to pension issues.

In short, in this dinner tonight, everyone is drinking and having their own worries.

Xu Damao and Shazhu were worried about how to get divorced, and who they were going to marry.

The first and third elders are worried about their future retirement life.

There is only the second uncle, he just has a bad mouth, and he wants to swear at others when he drinks too much, whether it is scolding his three useless sons or hurting others.

In the end, the three elderly people and the two not-so-young people drank a total of six bottles of white wine, and drank all the goods stored in the uncle's house.

The three grandpas couldn't bear it at first, and they all returned home slowly.

"Silly...you...are you alright?"

"Hey...I'm stupid...When did I say no?"

The two said with their tongues out.

"No, no more wine..."

"No wine? I tell you, never... Don't say a cook... There is no wine in the house!"

Silly Zhu staggered and fell to the ground.

"Look at you, you can't stand still."

"Fart, I'm digging out... wine from under the bed."

"My father used to keep it, and I hated him, so I never took it out."

Silly Zhu drilled for a long time before carrying out a pottery altar.

"Your father left it?"

"That's old..."

Xu Damao was not in the mood to go home at all, and urged Shazhu to quickly open the wine jar and continue drinking.

Silly Zhu directly lifted the mud seal and put it aside, and replaced the two with big bowls.

"That's what Wu Song drank before fighting the tiger."

Silly Zhu said while pouring wine.

"Okay, let's drink later... After drinking, we two brothers will also go to fight tigers!"

"It's over!"

After pouring the wine, Sha Zhu suddenly muttered.

"What... what's wrong?"

Just as Xu Damao was about to pick up the bowl, he was frightened by the butcher and didn't dare to drink it.

"Tiger asked my father to beat him. Look at the tiger's body is still in the wine."

Silly Zhu has lost his mind.

"Where? There really are, there are little snakes inside, and red goji berries... Hehe."

Xu Damao smirked while holding the wine jar.

"Never mind that, finish drinking... let's go get a bigger one."

Xu Damao pursed his lips and said, he was so depressed that he would itch when he couldn't drink.

"That's right, do it!"

"Cheers, for your father."

"Don't mention him! Hate"

"Okay, cheers, for your hated dad."

Silly Zhu picked up a large bowl of wine boldly and poured it with his head raised.

At this moment, the two of them have completely entered into the heroic state of mind that Wu Song had before fighting the tiger.

Before drinking to get drunk, if the last thing you drink is urgent wine, you can drink several extra bowls before you are completely drunk.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao are in this state.

The two poured three or four bowls one after another.

"This wine is really powerful."

Xu Damao felt that his face was burning, and then he staggered two steps and fell on Shazhu's bed.

"Xu Damao, you are inferior."

While complaining about Xu Damao's failure, Shazhu found a piece of cabbage to cover himself.

Then fell asleep next to Xu Damao.

In his sleep, Shazhu's spirit of drinking also came up.

His face also turned red, and his body was a little hot.

Although Xu Yang didn't witness all this with his own eyes, he moved his nose slightly and smelled the smell of wine in the air, and immediately showed a meaningful smile.

This is not arranged by myself with notes.

Fate is so wonderful sometimes.

I said I can't leave tonight, and there must be a good show tomorrow morning.