Through the courtyard, I became a big villain

Sha Zhu found a place to sit down without saying a word, and sniffled.

Soon he found a place to fight back against Xu Damao.

"Xu Damao, did you put shit in your pants pocket! Why is it so smelly?"

"Silly Zhu! Why did you slander my innocence out of thin air!"

"It was obviously pulled by the stick!"

Xu Damao was embarrassed to admit that he was one of the sources of the smell, so he had to push the stick out.

"The sticks are all pulled out of your trouser pockets, you don't care about being a grandfather, and you still carry us here?" The second uncle couldn't see it first, and their family had a holiday with Jia Zhang before, so naturally they wouldn't let it go take this opportunity.

"That's right, I said Da Mao, you smell so bad, how can we eat!"

The third master also accused Xu Damao.

"If it's not Da Mao, you can carry the stick back home. When the time comes, give him some of each dish and let him eat at home."

Even the sanctimonious old man asked Xu Damao to take the stick away.

Xu Yang discovered this interesting scene when he arrived at the door.

As soon as I came in, I saw Chang Wei texting, ah, no...

As soon as I came in, I saw the three uncles teaming up to repel sticks.

But soon he also joined the camp.

"I'm stupid! Xu Damao, you and Banggen put shit in your trouser pockets, get out of here, I haven't brought this dish into the house yet, and it will stink to you as soon as I enter the house!"

As soon as Xu Yang's words got worse, he was about to drive him away.

Before the key point, Xu Yang took the bad luck notes to arrange the sticks, but he didn't expect that there would be such a chain reaction, making the sticks come to the party wearing clothes that were still stained with shit and not cleaned.

I have to hurry up on my plan, isn't it like playing with it again and pooping on myself...

As soon as Xu Yang spoke, the elders also found the backbone, and the third master also said: "Yes, why don't you go back to Da Mao, and I'll bring you the dishes soon."

Second uncle: "I think what Xu Yang said is right, you've stinked our food, hurry up, go back and wait for us to deliver it to you, you're indispensable."

"Yeah, we all can't eat well when you are here. For the sake of everyone in our courtyard, you don't agree?"

Xu Yang watched this highly visual scene, and the moral kidnapping of the uncles was still so perfect.

"You...you..." Xu Damao was trembling with anger.

"I'm not going to participate in this dinner party!" Xu Damao picked up the cooked food that hadn't been plated yet, and bent down to signal the stick to come up and prepare to leave.

"I want to eat meat! I want to eat meat!" But Banggen didn't intend to listen to him at all. He had eaten the stick batter made by Xu Damao for two consecutive days. For the first time, he ate meat every day. It was a torment.

"Eat, eat, eat, the deli pork head meat I bought is yours, let's not go with them!"

Xu Damao forcibly picked up Banggen, and Banggeng struggled violently, kicking Xu Damao with his feet, as if he couldn't get up from the kang before.

Qin Huairu looked away with some heartache, her son was no longer a stranger, unlike someone who used to get along day and night.

His personality became withdrawn and irritable, his body was dirty and exuded an unpleasant stench, even Qin Huairu felt a little lucky. When such a child grows up, can he be counted on to provide for him?

Xu Damao tightly hugged the stick, and the stick was struggling violently in his arms. In addition, Xu Damao was holding cooked food in one hand, and when he didn't pay attention, the whole person "pia" fell to the ground, because the stick was in his arms. So this "pia" stick was crushed by Xu Damao and fell even harder.

Just looking at the pig's head spilled out of the paper bag on the ground, this stick is rubbing it over, howling and stuffing it into his mouth.

The people in the room listened to the cries of the sticks, but no one cared about it. Today, even Sha Zhu, the people in the courtyard, can see that the sticks are a white-eyed wolf.

The most "enthusiastic" uncle chose to remain silent at this time.

But soon he broke the silence.

"Two people just left. The table I borrowed is big. Let's all sit at the same table."

"Xu Yang."

The uncle called Xu Yang, and then pulled away the chair in the middle to signal him to take his seat.

Xu Yang understood that the old man was showing his favor.

Didn't give in either.

Not only did he take the seat, but also Xiaodang Huaihua and Qin Huairu, who came with him, sat near him.

The uncle didn't even get a second seat.

Qin Huairu and Qin Jingru also put the three dishes they brought on the table.

Stewed carp, braised pork, stewed beef brisket with tomatoes.

When Liu Haizhong saw these three dishes, his face changed slightly, as if every dish was much better than himself.

Liu Haizhong resentfully uncovered the dish that he had been bored for a long time, and originally wanted to make a big splash.

There is a serving of oily mapo tofu and stewed potatoes with chicken nuggets under the bottom of the untied basin.

Forget it, what kind of family is Xu Yang, and he even wants to compare with him, just be better than the uncle.

Liu Haizhong comforted himself in his heart.

"That's not right, Xu Yang, why do you have three dishes? Each family has two dishes and you still lack one?"

Silly Zhu looked at the three dishes brought by Xu Yang and said.

"Oh, these three dishes of the leader's family are all real meat dishes, not better than your potato shreds and potato chips?"

Yu Li immediately chimed in, and with one sentence, Sha Zhu was speechless.

Xu Yang smiled slightly: "Since you asked, silly Zhu, then you can go for a walk as a coolie."

"It's stewing on the stove, go get it."

"There is really another one, so I have to have a good drink today."

The third master rubbed his hands expectantly when he heard what Xu Yang said.

Originally, the purpose of the third master bringing his family to the dinner party was to take advantage of it. Although the dishes on the table were better than those at his own home, the third master was still a little bit less than expected.

As soon as Xu Yang's three dishes came to the table, the third master smiled and all the creases disappeared.

"Okay, I'll go!"

Silly Zhu got up angrily and prepared to serve food in Xu Yang's house.

"Hey, I went wrong, it turns out that you are in that house!"

Just after leaving the house, Xu Yang stabbed Sha Zhu's heart again.

"Xu Yang, what is this last dish? It must be a big dish to be served at the end. Everyone is thanks to you today."

The third master continues to carry forward the principle that as long as you let me take advantage of you, I will support you.

"My dish, there are similar ones on this table."

As soon as Xu Yang said this, everyone at the table began to guess in their hearts.

The third master first looked at the two cabbage dishes he brought over.

But then he denied it. The first three dishes of fish, pork, and mutton were all meat dishes, and the last dish could not be a vegetable dish like cabbage. Similarly, potatoes can also be ruled out.

Then the last dish is nothing more than green pepper fried meat and chicken nuggets stewed potatoes, and most likely...

The third uncle looked up and saw that the second uncle's face became ugly. He guessed that Xu Yang's cooking was heavier than him, and it seemed that he was about to be crushed...