Through the courtyard, I became a big villain
Chapter 13 Brainstorm 1 Move the mandarin duck
Under Jia Zhang's horrified eyes, Xu Damao really picked up her bitter tea seeds and took out 8 yuan!
"Did you see it, big guy?" Just as Jia Zhang was about to yell, she found that only Xu Damao and the three uncles were left in the courtyard.
"Three uncles, look at him, Xu Damao stripped the pants of an old lady like me, I'm already in my 60s, I'm ashamed to face anyone! Dongxu! Your mother's chastity is gone!"
Xu Damao took the money and just wanted to leave the place of right and wrong quickly: "Don't accuse the good people here! You let me take it yourself, and you sprayed all the people in the compound...sprayed shit all over the floor... .Ugh...you bet I dare not take it! Ugh..."
The old lady can call her whatever she likes, Xu Damao regrets being impulsive now, how much better it would be to find Qin Huiru for the 8 yuan in the future, and now he has it all over his hands.
"Several gentlemen, you can figure it out, and my business will be like this."
Xu Damao cursed and was frustrated and hurried home to wash his hands. His daughter-in-law is now disgusted and stays away from him.
Several elders looked at each other, but the elder spoke first: "Old sister-in-law, can you still get up?"
At this time, the shy Jiazhang disliked everyone: "You don't have eyes! I'm a fart, it's all pulling me away!"
"At this time, it's up to our elder brothers to show off our style, let's... let's carry the old lady back..." Yi Zhonghai's voice was trembling.
At this time, Jia Zhang did not dare to scream anymore, mainly because it was hot in the trouser pockets at the beginning, but now in the winter, the dry ones will be cold soon, and they are even stuck to the arms, legs and buttocks superior.
If there is no one to help, I must have something wrong with the ice.
The second uncle also said in order to reflect his status: "Let's do it, brothers."
Moreover, he was the first to rush to Jia Zhang's head, mainly because there was nothing good about Jia Zhang's body now, except for his head and shoulders.
The first and third masters were a step slower, and they had no choice but to take second place and grab Yone Tiangong's smaller arm.
It's still the third master who will calculate: "Silly Zhu! Silly Zhu! It's because of you that the old lady got out of the ice on the ground, come out for me!"
Silly Zhu who had slipped back into the house had no choice but to come out: "Here it is, I didn't say no, why don't you change into coarse clothes?"
"Hey, you three old guys, you're good enough."
Silly Zhu looked down, only the bottom of his trousers that was still dripping with golden juice was left for himself.
Shazhu didn't know how to reach out, but Jiazhang became fussy again.
"I won't let him move, my grandson is still in the hospital, and he hasn't given me an explanation yet!"
The third master opened his mouth to make a move: "What can I say, beat someone and lose money, and when I'm discharged from the hospital, let Shazhu take the medical expenses."
"Okay, I'll pay the medical expenses, I'll buy you once you stop, let's go back to the house as soon as it's cold."
"If there are any sequelae, you have to pay us for the rest of your life!"
"Okay, hurry back to you."
Silly Zhu still doesn't know how much he paid for these words.
Several people carried Mrs. Jia Zhang into the house like a fat pig, and threw them on the kang, no one cared.
Just now the smell in the compound was unbearable, but this time the air in the room is not circulated, it is so hot to the eyes after staying for a second.
Xu Yang was already rolling on the bed laughing, hahahaha...
"Ding, I have finished teaching Jia Zhang a lesson. Jia Zhang's mind has been greatly damaged, and she has been disgraced in the compound. She has exceeded the task and unlocked the hidden reward: Lucky Note."
Lucky Notes:
Explanation 1: The more reasonable the lucky time written above is, the more it will actually happen.
Explanation 2: The maximum items that can be obtained through written events are less than 100 yuan.
Explanation 3: Inflation will follow the historical process, and the upper limit of value will increase.
Explanation 4: Non-item lucky events cannot be completed directly, for example, you cannot go out to pick up a wife, but you can create a chance encounter and create a coincidence to stimulate love, which is also a lucky event.
The example given by the system is good!It immediately gave Xu Yang a new idea, and the system produced is actually very smart, so you don't have to worry about not being able to use it after decades, and it comes with inflation.
Xu Yang took out his bad luck note and wanted to continue to concoct Jia Zhang, so he wrote: Jia Zhang accidentally choked on the golden bath water while wiping her body.
"Ding, the bad luck note can only take effect on the same person once a day."
Well, that's normal too, if a person goes crazy all day long, it's not bad luck but disaster.
Xu Yang wrote down two lucks for himself:
1. Open the mattress and find a 2-inch photo of He Yushui.
2. Open under the bed and find 10 yuan.
The result is the same as the bad luck note, the second one didn't take effect.
But Xu Yang accepted the photo of He Yushui with braids.
Lou Xiaoe's Misfortune:
When Xu Damao came home, he thought about what Sha Zhu said about not being able to lay eggs, and the old lady was so angry that he wanted to beat Lou Xiao'e.
Xu Damao's bad luck:
Xu Damao wanted to hit his daughter-in-law, but he reached out to his waist, but failed.
I can't let Lou Xiao'e really get beaten, how can I, Cao Cao, have the heart, ah bah, I, Xu Yang, are so sympathetic.
Xu Damao's luck:
After Xu Damao returned home, he couldn't sleep for a long time because of the setting sun that he saw when he picked up Jia Zhang's bitter tea seeds.
Little did they know that Jia Zhang's mind was full of him at the moment!
Ah, this wonderful fate.
Jia Zhang's luck:
While scrubbing her body, Jia Zhang remembered Xu Damao's domineering appearance of pulling her bitter tea to get money, and her heart, which had been empty for a long time, was eager for Xu Damao's big hand.
At this time, Xu Damao's mind was full of her appearance.
The latter sentence is very important, love that goes both ways is luck, and I, Xu Yang, am really a kind person.
By the way, there are sticks.
The Bad Luck of the Stick:
In the hospital, the new intern nurses were always inaccurate in giving injections, sticky hands and buttocks were all pierced with needle holes!
In fact, Xu Yang wanted to write that Bang Geng took the wrong medicine and also came to a jet fighter, but he was afraid of getting it on Qin Huairu, so in the future...
Finally, I wrote two articles about Qin Huairu:
Qin Huairu's bad luck: being urged by the doctor to pay the hospitalization fee, and begging someone to come home to help get the money, the old lady only cared about herself and let her figure out a solution by herself.
Qin Huairu's good luck: Qin Huairu, who is physically and mentally exhausted, often flashes the image of Xu Yang's domineering in her mind. If there is such a husband, life will lack a lot of troubles, and she doesn't know that Xu Yang also has a crush on her.
The person you like happens to like you too, that's luck, although I, Xu Yang, also have good feelings for Lou Xiao'e, He Yushui, Yu Li, Yu Haitang, Teacher Ran... all of them.
I also tried Liu Guangfu's loyalty today, and Xu Yang found that the idea of not violating the bottom line is very mysterious.
You definitely can't let them die directly, the bottom line is to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages.
But if I let them hit their parents, maybe they will do it.
The third sons of these two families are also wolf-hearted. Although they are subordinates given by the system, it does not prevent Xu Yang from despising them.
I didn't expect them to become the king of kids on the street.
The loyalty of 95 can also be cultivated in the future. When the storm comes, these two people will be their fighting team.
"Did you see it, big guy?" Just as Jia Zhang was about to yell, she found that only Xu Damao and the three uncles were left in the courtyard.
"Three uncles, look at him, Xu Damao stripped the pants of an old lady like me, I'm already in my 60s, I'm ashamed to face anyone! Dongxu! Your mother's chastity is gone!"
Xu Damao took the money and just wanted to leave the place of right and wrong quickly: "Don't accuse the good people here! You let me take it yourself, and you sprayed all the people in the compound...sprayed shit all over the floor... .Ugh...you bet I dare not take it! Ugh..."
The old lady can call her whatever she likes, Xu Damao regrets being impulsive now, how much better it would be to find Qin Huiru for the 8 yuan in the future, and now he has it all over his hands.
"Several gentlemen, you can figure it out, and my business will be like this."
Xu Damao cursed and was frustrated and hurried home to wash his hands. His daughter-in-law is now disgusted and stays away from him.
Several elders looked at each other, but the elder spoke first: "Old sister-in-law, can you still get up?"
At this time, the shy Jiazhang disliked everyone: "You don't have eyes! I'm a fart, it's all pulling me away!"
"At this time, it's up to our elder brothers to show off our style, let's... let's carry the old lady back..." Yi Zhonghai's voice was trembling.
At this time, Jia Zhang did not dare to scream anymore, mainly because it was hot in the trouser pockets at the beginning, but now in the winter, the dry ones will be cold soon, and they are even stuck to the arms, legs and buttocks superior.
If there is no one to help, I must have something wrong with the ice.
The second uncle also said in order to reflect his status: "Let's do it, brothers."
Moreover, he was the first to rush to Jia Zhang's head, mainly because there was nothing good about Jia Zhang's body now, except for his head and shoulders.
The first and third masters were a step slower, and they had no choice but to take second place and grab Yone Tiangong's smaller arm.
It's still the third master who will calculate: "Silly Zhu! Silly Zhu! It's because of you that the old lady got out of the ice on the ground, come out for me!"
Silly Zhu who had slipped back into the house had no choice but to come out: "Here it is, I didn't say no, why don't you change into coarse clothes?"
"Hey, you three old guys, you're good enough."
Silly Zhu looked down, only the bottom of his trousers that was still dripping with golden juice was left for himself.
Shazhu didn't know how to reach out, but Jiazhang became fussy again.
"I won't let him move, my grandson is still in the hospital, and he hasn't given me an explanation yet!"
The third master opened his mouth to make a move: "What can I say, beat someone and lose money, and when I'm discharged from the hospital, let Shazhu take the medical expenses."
"Okay, I'll pay the medical expenses, I'll buy you once you stop, let's go back to the house as soon as it's cold."
"If there are any sequelae, you have to pay us for the rest of your life!"
"Okay, hurry back to you."
Silly Zhu still doesn't know how much he paid for these words.
Several people carried Mrs. Jia Zhang into the house like a fat pig, and threw them on the kang, no one cared.
Just now the smell in the compound was unbearable, but this time the air in the room is not circulated, it is so hot to the eyes after staying for a second.
Xu Yang was already rolling on the bed laughing, hahahaha...
"Ding, I have finished teaching Jia Zhang a lesson. Jia Zhang's mind has been greatly damaged, and she has been disgraced in the compound. She has exceeded the task and unlocked the hidden reward: Lucky Note."
Lucky Notes:
Explanation 1: The more reasonable the lucky time written above is, the more it will actually happen.
Explanation 2: The maximum items that can be obtained through written events are less than 100 yuan.
Explanation 3: Inflation will follow the historical process, and the upper limit of value will increase.
Explanation 4: Non-item lucky events cannot be completed directly, for example, you cannot go out to pick up a wife, but you can create a chance encounter and create a coincidence to stimulate love, which is also a lucky event.
The example given by the system is good!It immediately gave Xu Yang a new idea, and the system produced is actually very smart, so you don't have to worry about not being able to use it after decades, and it comes with inflation.
Xu Yang took out his bad luck note and wanted to continue to concoct Jia Zhang, so he wrote: Jia Zhang accidentally choked on the golden bath water while wiping her body.
"Ding, the bad luck note can only take effect on the same person once a day."
Well, that's normal too, if a person goes crazy all day long, it's not bad luck but disaster.
Xu Yang wrote down two lucks for himself:
1. Open the mattress and find a 2-inch photo of He Yushui.
2. Open under the bed and find 10 yuan.
The result is the same as the bad luck note, the second one didn't take effect.
But Xu Yang accepted the photo of He Yushui with braids.
Lou Xiaoe's Misfortune:
When Xu Damao came home, he thought about what Sha Zhu said about not being able to lay eggs, and the old lady was so angry that he wanted to beat Lou Xiao'e.
Xu Damao's bad luck:
Xu Damao wanted to hit his daughter-in-law, but he reached out to his waist, but failed.
I can't let Lou Xiao'e really get beaten, how can I, Cao Cao, have the heart, ah bah, I, Xu Yang, are so sympathetic.
Xu Damao's luck:
After Xu Damao returned home, he couldn't sleep for a long time because of the setting sun that he saw when he picked up Jia Zhang's bitter tea seeds.
Little did they know that Jia Zhang's mind was full of him at the moment!
Ah, this wonderful fate.
Jia Zhang's luck:
While scrubbing her body, Jia Zhang remembered Xu Damao's domineering appearance of pulling her bitter tea to get money, and her heart, which had been empty for a long time, was eager for Xu Damao's big hand.
At this time, Xu Damao's mind was full of her appearance.
The latter sentence is very important, love that goes both ways is luck, and I, Xu Yang, am really a kind person.
By the way, there are sticks.
The Bad Luck of the Stick:
In the hospital, the new intern nurses were always inaccurate in giving injections, sticky hands and buttocks were all pierced with needle holes!
In fact, Xu Yang wanted to write that Bang Geng took the wrong medicine and also came to a jet fighter, but he was afraid of getting it on Qin Huairu, so in the future...
Finally, I wrote two articles about Qin Huairu:
Qin Huairu's bad luck: being urged by the doctor to pay the hospitalization fee, and begging someone to come home to help get the money, the old lady only cared about herself and let her figure out a solution by herself.
Qin Huairu's good luck: Qin Huairu, who is physically and mentally exhausted, often flashes the image of Xu Yang's domineering in her mind. If there is such a husband, life will lack a lot of troubles, and she doesn't know that Xu Yang also has a crush on her.
The person you like happens to like you too, that's luck, although I, Xu Yang, also have good feelings for Lou Xiao'e, He Yushui, Yu Li, Yu Haitang, Teacher Ran... all of them.
I also tried Liu Guangfu's loyalty today, and Xu Yang found that the idea of not violating the bottom line is very mysterious.
You definitely can't let them die directly, the bottom line is to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages.
But if I let them hit their parents, maybe they will do it.
The third sons of these two families are also wolf-hearted. Although they are subordinates given by the system, it does not prevent Xu Yang from despising them.
I didn't expect them to become the king of kids on the street.
The loyalty of 95 can also be cultivated in the future. When the storm comes, these two people will be their fighting team.
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