Through the courtyard, I became a big villain

The second uncle: "Don't tell me, the stewed chicken is quite delicious." People from the courtyard swarmed into Sha Zhu's house and saw the chicken still stewed on the stove.

Only Mrs. Jia and Zhang remained in the yard and continued to scold Shazhu: "Good you silly Zhu, you beat my grandson, you still have the face to cook chicken at home, you die early and give birth to you! Dongxu..."

The people in the room had no time to pay attention to her at this time.

"Sizhu, you still say you didn't steal the chicken!"

"Okay, let's not jump to conclusions so early, everyone knows that Sha Zhu is the cook of our factory, maybe he brought it back from the cafeteria."

The second uncle seems to be smoothing things over, but actually he wants to escalate the problem so that he can sue silly Zhuyi for stealing public property in front of the leader.

"Hey, Second Uncle, our most important thing is to find chicken thieves." The uncle who was leaning towards Sha Zhu brought the question back with a single sentence.

"I bought this chicken at the Chaoyang Vegetable Market. First of all, I only have half a chicken on the stove, and if I stole the chicken feathers, chicken blood, etc., how would I clean it up?"

It makes sense for everyone to think about it, but they can't completely remove the suspicion.

Seeing that there was no result in the debate, Liu Guangfu, who had been whispered by Xu Yang, spoke.

Before Xu Yang used the system to check the favorability of Liu Guangfu and Yan Jiekuang.

When the system is on their heads, it is automatically replaced by loyalty.

Both of them are 95. It is estimated that their parents do not have such a high value, maybe even fifty or sixty.

Sure enough, the products produced by the system are high-quality products, and it is just right to use them as substitutes for such things.

"I know who stole it!"

"Hey, you brat, if you know who stole it, you don't say a word, look at us for a long time!" Silly Zhu stretched out his hand and was about to hit him.

The second uncle immediately stopped: "Silly Zhu! My son just said that you are going to beat someone, are you guilty?"

Silly Zhu took his hand back resentfully.

"Liu Guangfu, tell me who it is, I have to get rid of him!"

Liu Guangfu smiled obscenely: "I can tell you what, it's 3 yuan!"

"Hey you kid, you've lost money. If you don't help a thief in the compound, you still blackmail me."

Liu Guangfu didn't have much respect for Xu Damao: "Xu Damao, this money can save you a lot of effort, and the wool comes from the sheep. Whoever steals it at that time, can you find him?"

Xu Damao was right: "Okay, if you dare to lie to me..."

Liu Guangfu waved his hand and interrupted directly: "Don't worry, it's absolutely reliable."

Liu Guangfu opened his hand to Xu Damao.

Xu Damao shook his head impatiently: "Daughter-in-law, give me the money."

Lou Xiaoe took out 3 yuan from her purse and gave it to Liu Guangfu.

As soon as he got the money, Liu Guangfu went to work immediately: "When I was walking around with my group of younger brothers at night, I saw Banggen and his two younger sisters, Mao, behind the cement pipe, making beggar chickens there."

After speaking, he put the money into his pocket. At this time, Liu Guangfu had no job. Although he became the king of kids on the street, he really had no money at all.

"Well, you great grandma! You still have the guts to complain to a chicken thief."

Although Jia Zhang kept crying and shouting in the courtyard, she was also eavesdropping curiously on the progress of catching the chicken thief. She never expected that someone would suddenly come out to testify against BangJiao for stealing chicken.

Seeing the crowd swarming out from Sha Zhu's house, a trace of panic flashed in Jia Zhang's eyes.

"Impossible, my grandson is such a good kid, it's impossible for him to steal your chicken!"

"Bah, you old lady, you're a product of the Kefuke family, your grandson stole soy sauce from the cafeteria, and people caught him and said your grandson is a good boy!"

"I've figured it out now. The co-author stole the soy sauce just to dip my chicken! I didn't say that, we are old hens that keep their eggs. Let's count as 10 eggs in 7 days. I raised it for a year. Ben I plan to wait for my daughter-in-law to be confinement."

The silly Zhu who was eager to repair the relationship with Qin Huairu's family immediately responded: "Okay, you are still in confinement and laying eggs? Will your wife lay eggs?"

"How many years have I been married, and there is no movement at all. It's going to fall early."

"Silly Zhu!" Xu Damao was so angry that he said, "Did you hear that, silly Zhu? This is a personal attack!"

"Silly Zhu, don't say a word, your problem hasn't been solved yet." The old man persuaded me eccentrically.

The third uncle is the teacher's quick thinking: "Grandma Bang, according to Xu Damao's calculation, you will pay him 5 yuan, and forget about it. After all, it was your grandson who was wrong first."

As soon as Jia Zhang heard it, he immediately acted out: "What! 5 yuan? Dongxu...someone won't let your mother live..."

Xu Damao was even more unhappy: "No, 5 yuan is not enough. I gave Liu Guangfu 3 yuan, and it must be counted as the chicken thief! I have to pay 8 yuan in total!"

Jiazhang was so excited that she was about to get up from the ground, but she struggled several times before getting up: "Hey, you are bullying our orphans and widows, I will compensate you, I will compensate you."

As soon as the words fell, a series of loud farts rushed out from behind Jia Zhang's buttocks, carrying countless filth, and an unpleasant pungent smell instantly filled the entire front yard.

Xu Yang, who was already hiding in the house at this time, thought to himself that it was a good thing I wrote it myself and hid back in the house ahead of time.

At worst, you have to smell it all!

Jia Zhang, who sat on the ground screaming for a long time, felt a little cold before, but just now when she wanted to get up and exert herself, she lost control of herself. At this moment, the thin air flowed down the cotton trousers to the bottom of her trousers.

Looking at the people around them all covering their noses with disgust on their faces, Jia Zhang almost fainted.

"I'm an old lady, you don't want to lose money, did you come to this trick, let me tell you, even if you pull out the sky-splitting monkey today, you will still have to lose money."

At this time, the people in the compound saw a yellow mark under Jia Zhang's buttocks, which had already retreated silently from the ground. It was a layer of thick cotton trousers, how much it was stretched!

Many people can't take it anymore and go home holding their noses, so don't scold while walking.

There were only a few uncles who hadn't finished solving the matter. They smelled an unusually strong smell in the wind together, and forcibly turned their heads away from looking at Mrs. Jia and Zhang.

Jia Zhang has no place to put his old face at the moment, but seeing how everyone dared not look at him, he made a plan and realized that he could save the 8 yuan.

"Don't say I won't pay you, I'll give you this chance. My money is hidden in my pants. If you want it, you can get it yourself! If you don't want it, don't mention it in the future."

"Fuck me, you old lady, you're determined to renege on your debt, aren't you?"

Lou Xiaoe tugged Xu Damao beside him, saying that we should stop asking for it, because there is nothing we can do about such an unreasonable person defecating in a pocket.

"Hmph, I'll give you money, don't blame me if you don't want it."

Xu Damao is also a violent person, being so provoked by the old lady, he immediately went to pick up Jia Zhang's cotton trousers.

A trace of panic flashed across Jia Zhang's face, but the words had already been spoken, and he concluded that Xu Damao would stop because his underwear was already full of shit!

Xu Damao resisted the stench and took off half of Jia Zhang's pants, only to see that Jia Zhang's legs were already covered with yellow soup.

Gritting his teeth, he had already done it anyway, and simply took out a small cloth bag soaked in gold juice from Jia Zhang's underwear.

At this time, Jia Zhang was about to be stunned by the stink, and seeing that Xu Damao was about to take away 8 yuan of her money, the anger in her stomach instantly turned into a violent gasp that she thought was a fart but was full of stomach Squirted out.

It was so strong that it sprayed a lot from the edge of his underwear, and it was spraying on the face of Xu Damao who was taking money from the cloth bag.