The Pokémon Goofing Around

Xia Hunao listened to Shen Yu's words and stretched out his hand to pinch Shen Yu's face: "Xiaoyu, what are you talking about? Who do you think is finished? If there is someone else here, you see how I will deal with you."

Shen Yu's little face was rounded and flattened by Xia Hunao wantonly: "I was wrong, please let me go."

The woman in white clothes on the side looked at Xia Hunao and Shen Yu: "You two have such a good relationship."

Xia Hunao nodded: "Really? That's great!"

The woman in white pulled Xia Hunao up: "Okay, if you want to flirt, you have to wait until you two go home to flirt on the bed. That's not possible here. Let's practice the basic skills, first open the crotch. "

Xia Hunao was aroused when he heard the word "crotch opening". Zhang Hong's screams still lingered in his ears. His first reaction was a saying he often heard in his previous life: if you take too big a step, your balls will be pulled.

This hip opening is not a problem that can be explained by a quick step. Xia Hunao racked his brains and finally came up with this question: "Master sister, what is your most familiar martial arts routine?"

The woman in white came to the weapon rack and picked a sword from it: "Don't call me master sister, my name is Gongsun Xue. Just call me sister Xue from now on. The most skilled weapon I use is the sword."

Xia Hunao listened to Gongsun Xue's words: "Senior? Which university is your senior from?"

Gongsun Xue angrily hit Xia Hunao with the hilt of his sword: "What are you thinking about? I'm not a student, I'm a teacher at the Elf University in Linglong City."

Xia Hunao and Shen Yu both widened their eyes: "Are you a teacher?"

Gongsun Xue nodded: "Of course, my sister and I are both teachers, and both are teachers of the combat department. What do you think? Do you two want to apply for Lingling University? I will definitely find a way to make you two my students. Educate you well."

Xia Hunao scratched his head. The abbreviation of the Elf University in Linglong City is Lingling University, which doesn't sound very good.However, when faced with Gongsun Xue's question, Xia Hunao still replied: "I'm really sorry. I don't have a student status now and I won't take the Elf College Entrance Examination, so I can't apply for Lingling University."

Gongsun Xue is still here to persuade: "It's okay, come here, our school has special enrollment."

Xia Hunao looked at Shen Yu: "I listen to our family Xiaoyu on this matter. I will accompany her wherever she applies."

Gongsun Xue looked over, and Shen Yu immediately answered: "I'm sorry, Sister Xue, I have decided to apply for Liuling University, which is closer to my future development goals."

Gongsun Xue sighed: "Well, since you have no idea of ​​applying to our Lingling University, I won't force you. But you have to come and play with me often."

Shen Yu nodded: "Okay, we will come to see Sister Xue often."

Xia Hunao looked at the three-foot green sword in Gongsun Xue's hand and stretched out his hand: "Sister Xue, do you have any swordsmanship suitable for two people to practice together, such as Lang Qing and Concubine Yi Sword, Dancing with the sword with joy, Mi How to adjust an oil sword or something like that? I want to learn it and practice it with our Xiaoyu!"

Listening to what Xia Hunao said, Shen Yu quietly stretched out his hand to pinch Xia Hunao. Gongsun Xue looked at the little movements of the two of them and said with a smile: "Of course there are these things you mentioned, but you have to practice these things first. We need to lay a good foundation, come on, let’s open the crotch.”

As he spoke, Gongsun Xue stretched out his legs and kicked Xia Hunao's feet left and right, put his hands on his shoulders and pressed down, and then heard Xia Hunao's mouth burst out even more harshly, and the "reverberating sound" of the tragic words was heard. howl.

The pain of Xia Hunan made Zhang Hong, who was learning to dance in the room, bewildered: "Huh? This voice must be Boss Xia. What did they encounter outside? Why are they screaming so miserably?"

Gongsun Shuang, who was in the room, whipped him down: "Practice well and think about anything. Although his voice is loud, there is no pain at all. It is completely different from your pig-killing voice."

Zhang Hong stretched out his hand and touched his butt: "Sister Shuang, how can it not hurt if you hit me hard..."

Outside the house, Xia Hunao froze on the ground motionless after letting out that scream.Shen Yu knelt down in distress and asked, "Are you okay? Where does it hurt?"

Xia Hunao grinned and said, "What do you think, I don't even dare to move..."

Shen Yu stretched out his hand and kneaded Xia Hunao's thigh: "How is it? Does this make it more comfortable?"

Xia Hunao nodded slowly: "Xiaoyu, you are so kind to me."

Gongsun Xue pulled Shen Yu aside: "Good sister, don't be deceived by him. Look at his virtues. He doesn't even look uncomfortable. He just wants you to feel sorry for him."

Xia Hu Nao smiled awkwardly and then stood up: "I was found out..."

This time, Shen Yu didn't do anything to Xia Hunan, he just stood there: "I just feel sorry for him, and I'm happy."

After eating a mouthful of dog food, Gongsun Xue sat back beside the stone table: "Forget it, I can't continue practicing. If I keep practicing like this, I'm afraid something will happen to me."

Xia Hunao pulled Shen Yu to the table: "Thank you, Sister Xue, for caring about me. By the way, Sister Xue, since you can dance with a sword, why don't you tame a ghost sword?"

Shen Yu asked: "What is the ghost sword?"

"It's a single scabbard. Because it's an elf of the ghost and steel types, I call him Ghost Sword. This elf is very handsome, especially after it evolves into a shield sword monster. It can advance, attack, retreat, and defend. It's still very cool. awesome."

Shen Yu nodded: "Then do you want to conquer such an elf?"

Xia Hunao shook his head: "I have no plans to conquer this elf just yet, but don't you, Sister Xue? Don't you think using swordsmanship with the Shield Sword Monster is a good tactic in martial arts battles? Just treat it as your left hand. Just hold the sword in your right hand and fight with others."

Having said this, Xia Hunan paused. He seemed to have heard this statement somewhere. Where did it come from?

Gongsun Xue also knew what kind of elf the Shield Sword Monster was. She was also familiar with the skills of switching offense and defense in martial arts. After Xia Hunan said this, Gongsun Xue really had the ability to subdue a single scabbard. idea.

Xia Hunao took another sword from the weapon rack: "Sister Xue, can you dance with a sword? The kind of sword dance with two swords?"

Gongsun Xue smiled, took the second sword from Xia Hunao and walked to the middle of the yard. He held the two swords and danced gracefully, like a butterfly flying among the flowers.After Gongsun Xue's sword dance ended, Xia Hunan applauded vigorously: "Sister Xue is amazing. This sword dance is really extraordinary. I think if you have double scabbards, you two will definitely come out on top in the gorgeous competition." .”

Gongsun Xue put the two swords in the same hand and carried them behind his back: "Really?"

Xia Hunao changed a line from Du Fu's poem: "Today there is a beautiful lady named Gongsun, who moves all directions with her sword dance. Sister Xue is powerful."

Gongsun Xue listened to Xia Hunao's two sentences and thought for a while: "Huh? These two sentences are good, Xiao Xia, please write them down for me quickly. I will make a pendant to hang on my body."

Xia Hunao took out his mobile phone and typed these two poems on the screen for Gongsun Xue to read. After reading it, Gongsun Xue nodded and took out a knife and started carving wood.

Gongsun Xue didn't use much effort to carve a wooden sign and hung it on his waist: "Xiao Xia, with your advice just now, I really thought of a lot of new tricks. Martial arts includes not only fists and feet, but also equipment. Come, let’s have a good chat, let’s study it.”

Xia Hunao used his brain to think about the contents of the Elf Illustrated Book: "Sister Xue, what do you think of the Giant Needle Bee?"

Gongsun Xue was stunned: "Big Needle Bee? What is this? You can't mistake the thing in his hand as a flying needle, right?"

Xia Hunao stretched out a finger on each hand: "Why do you want to use it as a flying needle? Wouldn't it be better to use these things as double guns?"

……

In the next period of time, Xia Hucao and Shen Yu, and Gongsun Xue acted freely.They developed the flying swordsman green onion duck, the green double sword flying mantis, and the short stick strike caracara.

To put it bluntly, any elf holding something in his hand can be studied into a warrior with a weapon in his hand.Even the old builder holding two stone pillars in his hands turned into a general charging into battle wielding two stone hammers.

This is really thanks to the fact that Xia Hunao has seen eighteen kinds of weapons in his previous life, and has dabbled in various games.In his imagination, Arceus and the four-legged Camille can be directly equated. Who made you both have sharp long legs, right...

After a brainstorming session with Xia, many extraordinary ideas appeared in Gongsun Xue's mind. She stood up and slapped the table: "Okay, I am going to review the various topics I have learned before tonight, no, tonight." All kinds of equipment..."

Xia Hunao looked at Gongsun Xue, whose fighting spirit was blazing: "It's broken now. Sister Xue is going to practice fighting with weapons. It's a sin."

But the fire of Gongsun Xue's fighting spirit was extinguished not long after it burned. He walked to Xia Hunao and gently hugged Xia Hunao into his arms: "Sister, I want to thank you. This way we will have hope."

Xia Hunan was startled: "What's the hope?"

"Do you know about the College Elf Competition? It's the one held every year. With your help this time, our Lingling University will definitely be able to secure the championship. Regardless of Jinghai University or Liuling University, they are not one of ours. Together they will!"

Xia Hunao opened his mouth: "Ah, okay, that's good, but Sister Xue, I have a good relationship with Principal Zheng of Liuling University. It will be very difficult for me to deal with you like this."

Hearing what Xia Hunao said, Gongsun Xue patted Xia Hunao on the shoulder: "Don't worry, I won't tell them. As long as you don't tell me and I don't tell, no one will know."

Xia Hu wanted to die: Sister, you still don’t understand the relationship between the three of us. With your strange and even evil tactics, it would be strange for the two of them not to guess at me...

Just when Gongsun Xue was excited and Xia was acting awkwardly, Shen Yu asked a question: "Huh? Strange, why can't I hear Zhang Hong's cry?"