The Pokémon Goofing Around

Seeing that Zhang Hong was worried and wanted to retreat, Xia Hunao came to Zhang Hong's ear and whispered to him: "Zhang Hong, you have to think carefully. If you walk out of this door now, then... It’s getting further and further away.”

Zhang Hong thought about the girl he had not met for the first time and gave himself some mental training, but Xia Hunao and Shen Yu obviously had no intention of giving him this time.The two of them looked at each other, then kicked Zhang Hong on the butt at the same time, and kicked him into the door.

Xia Hunao also added: "Please go in." After saying that, Xia Hunao bowed to the royal sister: "This sister, he is entrusted to you."

Zhang Hong just got up and before he had time to say anything, he saw the royal sister walking in the door, then closed the door, and said to Zhang Hong with a smile: "Don't worry, I will teach you out soon."

Let’s not talk about the inhuman treatment that classmate Zhang Hong is about to receive in the room. Let’s just say that Xia Hunao turned around and came to Shen Yu and held Shen Yu’s hand: “Fortunately it’s February now, otherwise it would have been troublesome. "

Shen Yu took Xia Hunao's hand: "Why is winter so good?"

Xia Hunao pointed at Shen Yu's legs: "Because you wear pants in winter. If it's summer, you would definitely wear a short skirt. That flying kick just now looks very handsome, but it will expose your body."

Shen Yu shook off Xia's naughty hand: "I hate it, what are you talking about? If you wear a skirt, I will definitely pay attention to this matter and I will never expose myself."

Xia nodded wildly: "You're right, you must not expose yourself casually. Only I can see the bottom of Xiaoyu's skirt! I will defend the bottom of Xiaoyu's skirt to the death!"

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

Chen Yu blushed and raised his fist to hit Xia Huan.Xia Hunao quickly hid his head and said, "Xiaoyu, I was wrong, I was wrong, Xiaoyu..."

The two people playfully quarreled in the yard for two times. The door of the yard suddenly opened, and another woman wearing a white dress walked in.Seeing the two people in the yard: "Oh? Are there guests?"

Xia Hunao greeted the woman in white: "Hello, we are here to learn dance with our friend, and he has already entered the room."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Zhang Hong's scream from inside the room, which scared Xia Hunao to the point of getting goosebumps all over his body: "No, is this dance practice so dangerous? Why do I feel that dance practice is more torturous than martial arts practice?" .”

The woman in white smiled slightly: "He must be spreading his crotch. My sister's methods are indeed a little bit unacceptable to ordinary people, but don't worry, nothing will happen."

Just as he was talking, he saw the royal sister in black walking out. Xia Hunan asked: "Jie, is it over?"

The lady in black shook her head: "No, I just came out to find a new pair of pants for him."

Looking at the back of the imperial sister in black, Xia Hunao sighed and glanced at the ajar door: "Poor Zhang Hong."

The woman in white asked Xia Hu Nao: "Are you not interested in dancing?"

Xia Hunao pointed to the weapon rack aside: "If it's martial arts, I'm very interested."

The woman in white smiled slightly: "Really? Then let's have a martial arts battle."

Xia Hunan became interested: "Martial arts battle? What else is this?"

The woman in white explained: "This is a special battle between us practitioners. Both sides do not use any skills and rely on pure physical combat to determine the winner."

Xia Hunao nodded but asked the system in his heart: "System, in this case, how should the damage caused by both parties be calculated?"

The system answered him: "No, you haven't fought in so many years. Of course, the mechanism of elf fighting is similar. Depending on the parts used, moves, etc., they are naturally counted as physical skills with different powers. As for the specific power, Please don’t look for me, it’s hard to define.”

Seeing Xia Hunao being silent, the woman in white asked, "How are you doing? Do you want to have a show?"

Xia Hunao nodded: "Of course, this kind of battle is really interesting."

The woman in white sent out a wrist force: "This is your first time fighting like this. I don't need a particularly powerful elf, just use wrist force."

Looking at the wrist force exerted by the woman in white, Xia Hunao took out the elf ball: "Then I will use this to deal with it. Go guagua."

The woman in white looked at the frog: "Frog, for such a martial arts battle, it is more appropriate to use fighting-type elves. After all, the frog is not a Koga ninja frog."

Xia Hunao patted his chest proudly: "Don't worry, my Gua Gua naturally has his own unique martial arts routine. You will know after practicing."

Just when the two were thinking about how to give the order, the sound of whips suddenly came from the room, followed by Zhang Hong's screams like killing pigs and sheep.

Xia Hunao looked over subconsciously, and the woman in white seemed to have become accustomed to ordering wrist attacks.

"Wrist strength, attack with straight punches!"

Wanli ran two steps and punched out. Xia Hunao was caught off guard: "Guagua, jump back to avoid it, and then throw him away."

Gua Gua's figure flashed back, and then shook the foam from his neck, smearing his wrist strength.

The woman in white said angrily: "You actually use such insidious tricks in a martial arts battle!"

Xia Hu Nao took it as a matter of course: "Though it's not very authentic to bully people on the street. But who said this is not a martial arts routine? I also plan to use routines like stepping on my toes and flying bricks. Gua Gua, rush up and kick him. !”

Shen Yu on the other side rubbed his temples: "Are you being a little too dirty?"

Xia Nao stomped his feet: "How can you say that? What's wrong with Xiasanlan? It's called Xiasanlan only if you lose, and it's a tactic if you win."

The woman in white echoed: "You're right. I'm going to take it seriously, and I'll rely on my strength with an iron mountain!"

After listening to this, Xia Hunao said happily: "I've met a master, Gua Gua, step back continuously, then hold his shoulders and flip up to use the Tathagata Palm!"

The woman in white had never heard of such a move. She saw Guagua put her hands on Wanli's shoulders, and with a little effort, she stood on her head and feet on Wanli's shoulders.

Xia was having fun: "Sister, have you ever heard of the palm technique of falling from the sky!"

……

The battle between the two was very enjoyable. After a fierce and lively battle, the three of them sat on the chair together: "Your croaking frog has been trained very well, but this arm is not my main elf. I will definitely do it next time." Let’s have a martial arts battle with you using the main elves.”

Xia Hunan became interested: "Main elf? What main elf?"

The woman in white made a gesture: "It's a Kung Fu Weasel."

Shen Yu recalled the image of Kung Fu Weasel, and then said: "Kung Fu Weasel, he is very cute."

Xia Hunao also nodded: "The method of Kung Fu Weasel is different from the method of wrist strength. Especially after Kung Fu Weasel evolves, the water sleeves are really a treasure that can overcome strength with softness."

The woman in white was very excited after hearing this: "You think so too, right, but it will take a long time for my Kung Fu Weasel to evolve."

The three of them were sitting next to the stone table chatting. As Zhang Hong's screams came from inside the room, Xia Hunao sighed: "Why are we talking with just such a scream? Gua Gua, how about we fight against each other?" ?”

Guagua looked over: Do you want to fight with me?What kind of trick is this?

Xia Hunao didn't say anything. He just picked up a wooden gun from the weapon rack on the side and said, "Guagua, let's fight. You can use any moves, but you are not allowed to kill me."

Seeing Xia Hunan playing with Guaguapao Frog, Shen Yu sighed: "It's really like a child."

The woman in white smiled and said: "What's so strange about this? Haven't you heard of it? A man is a boy until he dies. And..."

Shen Yu asked: "And what?"

Xia Hunao on the side replied: "And no boy can refuse such a fun thing!"

Although Xia Hunao was acting very aggressively, in the eyes of the woman in white, it was really full of flaws. However, Xia Hunao took two steps back and stabbed out with his backhand, making the woman in white look bright: "Huh? This move is still good. good."

Xia Hunao and Gua Gua practiced more than a dozen moves and broke out in a sweat: "Ah, this is so comfortable to make you sweat."

Seeing Xia Hunao put the wooden gun back into the weapon rack, the woman in white stood up: "I can see that you don't have any basic skills, but you are very powerful. Do you want to come and learn martial arts with me? Martial arts and elf fighting are in a sense It’s also similar.”

At this moment, Zhang Hong's scream came from the room again: "Sister Shuang, you can't hit this place. What should you do if you miss the target?"

Xia Hunao suddenly felt a chill in his lower body, and took two shivering steps back: "Don't worry, although we are sisters, our teaching methods are different. Don't worry."

Xia Hunao listened to the wailing in the room, thinking that practicing martial arts also requires opening the hips, and his whole body shook like a rattle: "Forget it, forget it, I think I am pretty good like this."

The woman in white took Chen Yu's hand: "This is your girlfriend, right? How can you be so cowardly in front of girls?"

Xia Hunao looked at Shen Yu: "Xiao Yu..."

Shen Yu tilted his head: "Well, why don't you learn martial arts from your sister? Don't you like it?"

Xia thought wildly that if he learned martial arts...

"Perhaps you are right. When the day I learn martial arts, then the two of us will really be both talented and beautiful. We can work together as a man and a woman without getting tired. We can combine hardness and softness to harmonize yin and yang. A mandarin duck can be as harmonious as a winged luan or a phoenix. Ming..."

Hearing Xia Hunao continue to speak, Shen Yu quickly covered Xia Hunao's mouth: "There are people here, what are you talking about? I'm not afraid of others laughing."

Xia Hunao put his left hand on his hips and pointed to the sky with his right hand: "I have decided that I will learn martial arts well and be good at both civil and military skills, so that I can become a perfect person!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Hong's voice was heard from inside the room: "Boss Xia, you are a bastard!"

Chen Yu pursed his lips and smiled: "That's bad, now you are going from being perfect to being ruined."