The Pokémon Goofing Around

When Xia Hunuo woke up, he saw himself lying on a soft and comfortable bed with the Pokéball of the croaking frog beside him, and a happy smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Turn the button on the bedside and the curtains open.It's a pity that the weather is not very good, it is gloomy and it looks like something is going to float down.

Xia Hunao came to the window, opened it and leaned out, breathing in the air that belonged only to the present.

The place where Xia Hunao is located is a semi-detached two-story building by the lake. It has two households in total, with a yard in the front and a garden in the back. It is one of the high-end residences allocated to faculty and staff of Liuling University.

Regarding the accommodation for faculty and staff of Liuling University, generally speaking, they live in faculty dormitories.Even though it is a dormitory, it has a floor height of [-] meters and an area of ​​[-] square meters.You know, one bedroom, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom with a configuration of [-] square meters is considered very "luxury".

Faculty and staff of considerable rank can live in semi-detached houses like Xia Hunao.This equivalent level generally refers to the lowest special level position in the elf occupation category.

Of course, it’s not like people don’t live in single-family buildings. For example, people like Mr. Zheng Hongde, a Taishan Beidou-level person, have his own cabin in Liuling University.However, the old man prefers to live in the research institute.In his words, the closer he is to his job, the more at ease he feels.

As for why Xia Hunao lives in this kind of house, I can only say that the principal's power is incredible.

After a while, Xia Hunao came to the balcony to brush his teeth with a tooth cup. Zheng Xiaoxiao's voice came from the side: "Huh? Why did you wake up now? It's already 08:30?"

Xia Hunao brushed her teeth while turning her head to look over. Zheng Xiaoxiao was wearing a pink woolen sweater, holding on to the railing with both hands, looking towards this side with a smile.

Xia Hunao almost swallowed everything in her mouth. After spitting out the water, Xia Hunao said, "Sister Xiaoxiao, why are you here? Isn't this Sister Ruo's house?"

"Yes, this is indeed Ruoruo's house, but you already know the secret between us, so why is it so strange?"

Yes, he knew the relationship between Zheng Xiaoxiao and Tong Ruo. The two were not best friends, but had a relationship beyond that.Then it is not surprising that Zheng Xiaoxiao and Tong Ruo live together.

"Let me ask you, why did you wake up just now?"

"Don't mention it. You two don't care about your neighbors at all. This house must not have been cleaned for several years. I was busy cleaning until two o'clock last night. I feel so good that I can wake up now."

"Well, thank you for your hard work. After all, no one has lived next door for too long."

Xia Hunan went back to the house, changed her hands for milk and bread, and came out again: "Sister Xiaoxiao, where's sister Ruo, have you gone to work?"

As soon as he finished asking, he saw Tong Ruo standing up from beside Zheng Xiaoxiao: "You are looking for me."

"Ahem, sister Ruo, don't come out suddenly. You're so scary. And can't you restrain yourself and put down what you have in your hands?"

……

Xia's mischievous morning passed like this.After changing his clothes and walking on campus, Xia Hunao wanted to see what happened to the news he concocted last night after a night, but one problem he ignored was himself.

He is a new face in this university, and as we have said before, he is not very tall and has a very handsome appearance. Some people believe that he is a junior high school student.It's hard for such a "big shot" to not attract people when he walks on a university campus.

Before he could finish inquiring about the first hot search he created, he climbed up to the second hot search. The name of the hot search was: Mysterious little boy, there are pictures and the truth...

Just when all the girls in the school were asking where this junior came from, nine o'clock arrived, the official website of Liuling University was refreshed, and Xia Hunao's information appeared under the staff introduction.Although he is at the bottom of the queue, countless people have been waiting since last night for Liuling University to officially announce the news of the new mysterious assistant coach.

Xia Hunao’s page looks like this:

Xia Hunao, male, 16 years old, holds the title of teaching assistant.

It was really concise and clear, not a single word was added, not a word was mentioned about education level, resume, etc.This makes the students even more unpredictable.

Suddenly, suspicion arose.But soon, three camps were divided among the school's students.

The first camp is questioning Xia Hunao's ability. Such students are basically freshmen, because according to the inquiry, Xia Hunao is a teaching assistant under the name of Tong Ruo, and Tong Ruo's main teaching targets are freshmen. Although he occasionally serves as a training teacher for the school team.

The second camp is the melon-eaters. This camp is really everywhere. Their purpose is to watch the show and there is no bias. However, it cannot be ruled out that large-scale defections will occur due to changes in the situation.

The last camp is the girls who are attracted by Xia Hunao's image of a young lady. How can such an attractive junior boy not be liked? After Xia Hunao was confirmed to be an assistant, this camp not only did not become smaller but became bigger. The reason is A considerable number of girls think that Assistant Teacher Shota is much more attractive than Junior Shota.

All of a sudden, the forum of Liuling University became very lively and lively.

At this time, the originator of this turmoil was hiding at home playing games...

"Ah, I have to say that Liulingda's network is very good, and there is no lag at all when playing games. Looking at our home network, if I download a 100m game before going to bed, I still have 80.00% of the time to go when I wake up. .”

The system looked helpless at Xia Hunan, who didn't want to make progress: "I told you, aren't you worried at all?"

"What are you worried about? This plan was discussed with my two sisters and revised with you. It should not be a big problem."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xia Hunao saw the phone screen light up. He took the phone screen and said, "If sister sent the information so quickly, then there is no problem. There are no variables that we expected. We will have fun watching it this afternoon. ”

……

Let’s simply skip the rest of the boring morning and noon and fast forward directly to the afternoon combat class.

Xia Hunao stood in front of the mirror and looked at his outfit: "Well, it's very good, but it's missing a hat. I must go see what activities the Elf Alliance has when I have time. I'll get a hat."

The system uploaded a picture of Xia Hunao wearing a hat into his mind: "Although it looks good, are you sure you want to play like this? The fool's strategy for girls is probably to replace all the hats with strategy elves. ability.”

"Maybe what you said makes sense, but don't you think Master Zhi is very handsome when he turns his hat and throws the Poké Ball?"

One person and one system got into an argument about the hat. It wasn't until the phone rang that Xia Hunao remembered that she had to go to class, so she quickly grabbed her backpack and ran away.

Running all the way, I was out of breath and rushed to the battle hall: "This, this is killing me. Why is the battle hall so far away from my dormitory?"

Tong Ruo looked at Xia Hu's panting De Zheng: "Let's go to class."

In the battle hall, when Xia Hunao walked in, the sound surged instantly. Tong Ruo brought Xia Hunao to the middle of the venue, looked at the students opposite, cleared his throat and started to speak.

The Liuling Arena uses special design and construction, which is also a process used by many large venues, allowing the sound to be heard clearly in every corner of the venue.

"Let me introduce to the students. The person standing next to me is Assistant Xia Hunao. Come on, Assistant Xia will introduce yourself to everyone."

Assistant Professor Xia stepped forward, looked at the camera next to the venue, walked over and asked, "This student, can you please stop broadcasting what I am going to say next?"

The boy next to the camera shook his head: "No, this is a live broadcast, there is no way to edit it..."

"whatever then."

Xia Hunao walked back to the students: "Hello everyone, I am Teacher Tong's teaching assistant Xia Hunao, Xia Xia, Hu Nao's Hu Nao. Please take care of me."

Seeing that there was no sound from the other side, Xia Hunao started to stimulate them in a bad way:

"You can see that there is nothing on my profile. That's right. I didn't graduate from high school and dropped out, so it's normal not to write anything."

This statement really stirred up waves. Are students who dropped out of high school in their second year of high school working as teaching assistants in universities?Everyone watching the live broadcast in Liuling University was also surprised.

Xia Hunao continued to provoke them: "Then why am I working as a teaching assistant here? Please answer this classmate."

Xia randomly clicked on a girl who looked very aggressive. The girl said angrily: "You must have gone through the back door."

Hearing what this girl said, there was a flurry of echoes in the battle hall.Xia Hunao also nodded approvingly: "Yeah, yeah, you're right, I came in through the back door. Not only that, I came in through the double back doors of Teacher Tong and Principal Zheng. You may not know that I call them sister." .”

Everyone present disagreed with Xia Hunao's statement. Tong Ruo and Zheng Xiaoxiao were very popular in Liuling University because they had no airs, and they were like siblings among the students.Of course, this can only be done in private, no one dares to call her sister in formal occasions.

But something unexpected happened: "Sister, how about you confirm that I came in through the back door?"

Tong Ruo nodded: "I confirm that he did come in through the back door."

The whole place was completely silent. After a while, I heard a boy in the corner say: "He really dared to call me sister, and Teacher Tong also agreed..."

Suddenly, Xia Hunao's "status in the world" skyrocketed. Regardless of her strength, being able to call her sister upright was a symbol of being extraordinary.

Xia Hunao continued: "I know some people are not convinced. Didn't the current chairman of the Elf Alliance say that? Battle is the fastest way to get to know a trainer. Let's fight. I will beat you all."

Xia Hunao turned around instantly and pointed his left index finger at the students who were in class in the battle hall.