The Pokémon Goofing Around

The exit of Guagua Paofa made Xia Hunao's situation even more unfavorable.When it was two against two, Xia Hu Nao suffered various disadvantages. Now that it was one against two, the disadvantage was even greater.

Seeing that the Coconut Monkey had already attacked Rotom with its sharp claws, Xia Hunao suddenly realized the possible attack of the Coconut Monkey: "Rotom, be careful with your tongue, and stay back!"

Zheng Xiaoxiao glanced at Xia Hunao approvingly: "It's very good, you can actually guess this move."

"There's nothing you can do about it. After all, tongue licking is too much of a threat to Rotom. And you're looking down on me by using random grabbing skills to seduce me."

Zheng Xiaoxiao nodded: "You can't find Bei after a few compliments? Don't forget, this is a two-on-two match. Lily Root Doll, use parasitic seeds!"

Lily Root Doll's parasitic seeds were exactly in the direction of Rotom's retreat, completely hitting Rotom.

"Rotom, use strange light."

This order was Xia Hunao's last struggle, hoping to save some of the situation through the chaos, but it had no effect. In the end, Rotom fell first.

"The battle is over, Zheng Xiaoxiao wins the battle."

After putting Rotom back into the elf ball, Xia Hunan came to the middle of the field, only to find that Zheng Hongde, who was watching the game on the sidelines, had disappeared.

"Grandpa watches the news every night, and after the news there is an elf comedy at eight o'clock. You can't miss it every day. You just need to get used to it."

The woman who was serving as the referee came over and said: "It's not your fault that you will lose this battle. If Xiaoxiao hadn't chosen two elves specifically for you, this game might have continued to be a stalemate for a while."

Zheng Xiaoxiao pouted and shouted at the referee: "Go, go, Tong Ruo, you come and go wherever you go, your use value is gone, don't disturb me and Xiao Xiazi talking."

Tong Ruo grabbed Zheng Xiaoxiao's hand, quickly approached Zheng Xiaoxiao, and restrained Zheng Xiaoxiao with a small grab: "What did you just say?"

Zheng Xiaoxiao quickly begged for mercy: "If I was wrong, there are still people here."

Only then did Tong Ruo let go of Zheng Xiaoxiao's hand: "Let's get to know each other, Tong Ruo, she is Zheng Xiaoxiao's best friend."

Xia Hunao also introduced himself: "Xia Hunao, I just met Sister Xiaoxiao recently."

"Xiao Xiazi, did you know? If you become a teacher at our Liuling University, you will be colleagues with Tong Ruo."

"Colleague? She is also a teacher at Liuling University?"

"I didn't expect that Tong Ruo is a teacher in the combat department of our Liuling Elf University."

Tong Ruo digested the information for a while before confirming the information: "Xiaoxiao, you said he wants to become a teacher in the school? How old is he?"

Zheng Xiaoxiao carefully told Tong Ruo the ins and outs of the matter. Tong Ruo looked at Xia Hunan: "I didn't expect you to be quite capable. Not only can you pass such an assessment, but you can also get through Grandpa Zheng's relationship. It really makes me a little bit disappointed." I was impressed.”

"Sister Tong Ruo is certainly not an ordinary person to be able to become a lecturer in the combat department."

"Okay, you two, stop flattering each other and let's talk somewhere else."

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In the small lounge in Zheng Xiaoxiao's principal's office, Zheng Xiaoxiao said to Xia Hunan: "We agreed to cook noodles for you after the battle. Please wait for me for a while."

After that, Zheng Xiaoxiao took off his coat and hung it on a hanger nearby. Tong Ruo quickly came over and grabbed Zheng Xiaoxiao: "Xiaoxiao, what is the relationship between the two of you that allows you to cook in person? You agreed to cook it." Apart from Grandpa Zheng, I am the only one who can use chopsticks. Could it be that you don’t love me anymore..."

Before he finished speaking, Zheng Xiaoxiao blocked his mouth: "What are you thinking about? Xiao Xiazi didn't have enough for dinner today, so I pulled him out to fight, so I promised him to let him eat after the fight. Don't talk nonsense again. Do you believe that we will break up?"

Xia Hunao, who was standing aside, was trembling, trying to reduce his presence as much as possible: "System, do you think I know the secret of the two sisters? Will they kill me to silence me?"

The system thought for a while: "How bold a person is, how productive the land is. Don't be afraid, if you think, maybe I can create a surveillance camera out of thin air in this lounge."

After blocking Tong Ruo's mouth, Zheng Xiaoxiao made two bowls of noodle soup with ease, placing one bowl in front of Xia Hunao and one bowl in front of herself.Tong Ruo looked at the two people eating deliciously and asked, "Where's mine?"

"Angry, no."

Zheng Xiaoxiao said she was angry, but in the end she couldn't resist Tong Ruo and made him a bowl of noodle soup.

After eating this late-night snack, I don’t know if it’s a late-night snack. Zheng Xiaoxiao and Tong Ruo sat on one side of the table, Xia Hunao sat on the other side, and the three finally began to discuss business.

"Tell the truth, Xiaoxiazi. In my opinion, you are completely unqualified to be a lecturer in the combat department of Liuling Elf University."

Zheng Xiaoxiao secretly held the corner of Tong Ruo's clothes with her hands, saying to her heart, "You should be more restrained in your words. How long has this child been a wizard? Can he bear the blow you have given him?"

Tong Ruo turned around and slapped Zheng Xiaoxiao's hand away: "Don't make trouble, I have to say it even if you pull me."

Zheng Xiaoxiao looked at Xia Hunao with helplessness and wishing you good luck, while Tong Ruo started to let himself go: "Your elf training is not enough, so even if you have arranged many tactics in your mind, you can't use them, right?" . There is no problem in using noise to relieve hypnotic powder and using bubbles to influence cauliflower monkeys. Your problem now is that you are completely unable to use your full tactics, and it is easy for your opponent to use force to overcome cleverness."

Xia Hunao believed Tong Ruo's statement. His training was indeed too slow, which caused him to often walk lamely with one leg long and the other short.

Tong Ruo continued to speak: "In my opinion, if you use an elf with a higher level today, it is entirely possible for you to replace one. If your attributes have an advantage today, then you may have a tie. If both It is not impossible to defeat Xiaoxiao. When the time comes, you can ravage her as much as you want, and you can take off your clothes if you want..."

In the middle of the conversation, Zheng Xiaoxiao interrupted him again. In Xia Hunao's words: The two sisters had a friendly but meaningless consultation, and finally got into a fight, and the scene was very chaotic for a time...

Fortunately, the two of them knew what they were doing and did not lose their composure in front of Xia Hunao, which made Xia Hunao very regretful.

After tidying up his appearance, Tong Ruo asked Xia Hu Nao: "Where did I just say?"

"You just said pa, pa, raise my level of elf cultivation a little higher."

Xia Hunao almost said that he had taken off his clothes, but when Zheng Xiaoxiao looked at him and looked at him as if he wanted to kill him, he swallowed the word "clothes" alive, and then changed his lines and said, This turned Zheng Shanshan from a cat with fried hair into a smooth-haired cat.

"Yes, raise your elf training level a little higher. Subject to the strength of the elf, your current strength can escape the bottom fifty at most among freshmen. When I have time, I will tell you about the levels of trainers. That’s it.”

Maybe he had a dry mouth, so Tong Ruo picked up the tea cup and drank it hard: "Let's go on, if you have to become a teacher, there will be no problem with the procedure, but what about you, a teacher who can't even suppress his students?" Going to teach?”

"But I believe in your ability, and even more so in Grandpa Zheng's vision, so I think you can start as a teaching assistant."

After hearing this, Xia Hunan was stunned: "Assistant teacher?"

"Yes, I think so too. I will arrange for you to be Ruoruo's teaching assistant. In this way, you can also use the resources of our Liuling University to grow quickly. As long as you reach the level of advanced trainer, you can transfer to become a formal teacher. "

Xia Hunao didn't think for long before he agreed. Although it was different from his original plan, entering Liuling Elf University was not a bad thing.

After quickly finalizing this matter, in Zheng Xiaoxiao's principal's office, a teaching assistant certificate belonging to Xia Hunao was born.Holding his teaching assistant certificate: "I'm half a teacher now?"

"Well, you are now half a teacher. According to the rules, you have to treat yourself to a party to celebrate. But it's too late now. Let's wait until tomorrow."

Zheng Xiaoxiao is very happy that there is another potential teacher in her school, although she is only a teaching assistant now.However, Tong Ruo seemed a little worried: "We'll talk about the celebration later. Xiao Xiazi, have you ever thought about how to deal with those students?"

"Students? What do students have to worry about? Will they still cause trouble for me?"

"Of course you will. After all, you came here with special needs. The teachers in our school are all excellent trainers with high moral standards, but it is not easy for the students to recognize you, especially the freshmen who have just graduated from the third year of high school. Come up, and in a blink of an eye, you are an assistant coach who should be in the second year of high school, so there will definitely be some thorns in the door, so you have to be prepared."

After hearing this, Xia Hunao felt a lot of pressure for a moment, but facing up to difficulties was his style.Xia Hunao, who racked his brains for thought, finally came up with a solution.I saw him making gestures to let Tong Ruo and Zheng Xiaoxiao come closer to him, and then discussing something with them in a low voice.

As Xia Hunao explained his thoughts, the expressions on Zheng Xiaoxiao and Tong Ruo's faces gradually became strange, and then quickly turned into evil smiles. Finally, they smiled wildly and extended their thumbs towards Xia Hunao: "You This idea is really brilliant, and it will surely make them docile. Come on, I will accompany you to borrow the elf now, there will be a good show tomorrow."

If someone is observing from the sidelines, his first thought must be: none of these three are good people...

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As a result, on this ordinary night, the elf breeder of Liuling Elf University became the first person to know that the new assistant teacher Xia Hu was hired, and with the deliberate promotion of Zheng Xiaoxiao and Tong Ruo, a post was posted on Liuling Elf University. The internal website of Ling Elf University was quietly circulated, and then instantly topped the list of hot searches.

The title of the post reads: Shocked, the new teaching assistant is walking side by side with two beauties in the school. …