The Pokémon Goofing Around
Chapter 2 Hatching eggs is almost the same as cooking eggs
Xia Hunao's home on Lingyao Star is much better than his previous life. After all, in his previous life, Xia Hunao's grandma didn't love his uncle. Even his parents were busy quarreling all day long and didn't care about him at all. It is the blessing of the gods.
But this life was different. Although the family was not very rich, the atmosphere was very good. Both his father Xia Jue and his mother Hu Jing cared about him very much.The only thing I want to complain about is that Xia Hunao will still be called Xia Hunao in this life.
According to the official explanation of his father Xia Jue, it was because his father's surname was Xia and his mother's surname was Hu, and Xia Hunao was too noisy when he was young, so he simply named him Xia Hunao.
In response to this, Xia Hunan was about to cry without tears. Can you blame Xia Hunan for this?He was a newborn after traveling through time. The system that he thought was supposed to be awakened made no sound no matter how loudly it screamed. This silly boy thought of various ways to activate the system, so it looked like a newborn baby making a fuss...
Back to business, Xia Hunao carefully placed the elf egg on the desk and started chatting with the system.
"I said, this egg is really that good, how do you judge it?"
The system projected a screen of light in front of Xia Hunao: "According to what we said in the previous life, the innate value of an elf is the individual value. This value is determined when the elf is born. Of course, it can also determine whether it is shiny, its personality and heredity. Skills. But the most worrying thing is probably the individual value.”
Xia Hunao felt the same way about this. He knew how much effort it took to hatch a 6v back then.
"What's the individual value like?"
"Thirteen o'clock."
After hearing this, Xia Hunao, who was sitting at the table, was stunned for a moment, and then spit out: "I suspect you are scolding me, but I have no proof. Is this the best toad egg in the entire breeding center? The highest individual value is ten Three o'clock?"
The system shook its head in a very humane manner: "Whoever told you that the highest value is thirteen points, in total, he has an individual value of thirteen points."
Xia Hunao's expression has collapsed. Everyone knows that the basic abilities of an elf are HP, attack, defense, special attack, special defense and speed.Individual values affect an elf's attributes to a considerable extent.For most elves, the higher the individual value, the better.
The maximum individual value can reach 31, which is v in base-32 conversion. A 6v elf has an individual value of 180 six points. Now if you tell me about an individual value of thirteen points, what can it be raised from?It doesn’t even matter if it’s all added to the special attack.
The system still had the heart to explain: "You can't blame me for this. I told you that due to the mistakes of the breeders, all the elf eggs in this batch were born with defects. You are already doing quite well, and there are still six zero elf eggs there. "
There's nothing you can do about it. As a man, you have to be responsible for your own eggs. You can't boil them.
"Can you take a look at the individual value distribution?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a bar chart popped up in the system, and after seeing the bar chart, the mental construction that Xia Hunao had finally completed collapsed again.
The individual values of the thirteen points are distinct, with seven physical defense and six special defense.You don’t have any of what you should have.When Xia Hunao was trying to increase the effort value of Gua Gua Bu Frog, he went for special attack speed. Now you are innately capable of doing such a thing...
The system also feels that this distribution is quite uncomfortable, but there is nothing we can do about it. If we pull out the bigger one from the dwarf, we can only get this.
"Don't be discouraged, it's not like you can't change. After all, this is not a Pokémon world where data can measure everything." The system was silent for a long time, and finally gave a solution.
"How?"
"Medicated bath!"
Xia Hunao didn't know what to say after hearing this. Medicinal bath, this thing is a skill from fantasy novels, you have crossed the line...
Although it sounded unreliable, Xia Hunao decided to continue to understand for the sake of Guaguapao Frog's future.
"This technique can only be used when hatching eggs. Various chemicals are added to the water, and then the water is heated to promote molecular movement, allowing the elves inside the eggs to absorb nutrients to make up for the inherent deficiencies."
This statement is theoretically feasible, but why do you think something is wrong?
"What potion do you want?"
The system's answer to him was this: "Iron supplements, zinc supplements, calcium supplements are all fine. You should understand what I mean."
Of course I understand that Xia Hunao not only knows the original game very well, he has also passed some of the more famous mods.He had encountered a potion with this name in the dark phantom. One potion of nine thousand and eighty can increase the effort value.But what we are talking about now is individual value. Can it be useful?
"Don't question the professionalism of the system. We have checked it and gone through a very rigorous theoretical analysis. The only problem with this plan is that you may not be able to get the potion."
This is indeed a problem. If you follow the gameplay of Dark Phantom, the six potions are iron, zinc, calcium, carbon, protein, and HP.These are not things that can be obtained casually, especially the last HP. What element should be added to this?
When they were in trouble, they approached the system. After Xia Hunan and the system brainstormed, the two of them always believed that the HP potion should be glucose.After all, sugar is an important substance that maintains human body movement.
So, what should we do with these medicines?There must be some in various research institutes, but I have to find another research institute and tell them what medicine I want, so I can only find another way.
Just as Xia was scratching his head, he accidentally caught a glimpse of the billboard outside the window. It was a promotional advertisement for Rainbow Star Group. The product was calcium tablets. The publicity gimmick was that taking calcium tablets from Rainbow Star Group can strengthen the body and adapt to the disease. An adventurous life with elves.
Of course, Rainbow Star Group has many products, most of which are health care products.Someone from the Scientific Research Department of Rainbow Star Group said this in an interview: We believe that the human body has no limits. As long as nutrients are supplemented in place, humans may also be able to confront elves head-on.
Xia Hunao was noncommittal about this statement, but this did not prevent him from using Rainbow Star Group's products to cultivate his own elves.
Thinking of this, Xia Hunao jumped out of bed and lifted up her sheets. She saw that under the bed were all products of Rainbow Star Group.These are Comrade Hu Jing's handiwork, saying that they are a good supplement to Xia Hunao's nutrition.But everyone knows that when taking nutritional supplements becomes a task, you will hate nutritional supplements.Otherwise, where do you think all the things under the bed come from?
Xia Hunao glanced at the various packaging boxes under the bed, and then picked up a box: "Protein powder can act as a protein potion."
The system thought for a while and said: "Okay, but your quantity is a little bit large."
Yes, the box in Xia Hunao's hand is a five kilogram super large protein powder gift box... Isn't this thing going to kill you after eating it?
Putting the protein powder aside, Xia Hunao picked up a few plates of zinc gluconate oral solution and confirmed that it could be used after the system determined it.
Alternatives to calcium and iron supplements were also found, but when Xia Hunao decided to look for carbon supplements, he was stumped. After all, no one’s product would advertise that our product could replenish carbon in the human body.This can't even be shot in an advertisement.
So if carbon cannot be replenished, what should be done with the corresponding individual values?Finally, the system gave the answer: "Theoretically, you should be able to use charcoal powder, after all, the main component is carbon."
"Okay, I'll buy it in a moment. But take a look at this and see if it's useful."
The system looked through Xia Hunao's eyes. A box from Rainbow Star Group was placed in the corner. It was no different from other boxes around it. The only difference might be the product name on the box: donkey-hide gelatin.
The system didn't expect that there was such a thing under Xia Hunao's bed. Who would feed donkey-hide gelatin to their children? Although this stuff was advertised as having a blood-replenishing effect, the actual system didn't know what kind of thing it was.
"Let me ask you, can this thing increase the individual HP value?"
Listening to the few words that Xia Hunao said while biting his back molars, the system also bit his back molars and responded: "Yes!"
……
Half an hour later, Xia Hu was in the room.
Xia Hunao turned on the induction cooker and started to boil water: "At what temperature should you put the eggs in?"
"You can put it in now. You don't have to wait for the water to boil. After all, if you put it in after the water boils, the elf will not be able to bear the sudden high temperature."
The system's statement made sense, but Xia Hunao felt something was wrong: "If I put it in directly like this, wouldn't it turn into a hard-boiled egg?"
In the end, Xia Hunao listened to the system's instructions, put the elf eggs in directly, and then looked at the eggs in the pot.
The system continued to add knowledge to him: "Although the croaking frog is water-based, the temperature should not exceed [-] degrees. If it exceeds, add water."
"When will these seasonings be added?"
The system said: Do you really think this is boiled tea eggs?
"You can do it at any time. Anyway, it can't be absorbed until the water temperature reaches a certain temperature. It doesn't matter if you put it in now."
Xia Hunao was so obedient that he tossed in various potion substitutes at once, and then saw the color of the pot change instantly.
The color isn't the problem, the smell is.What are the things in this pot? Calcium tablets, zinc gluconate, protein powder, plus carbon powder and donkey hide gelatin. Put all the things in this pot together and add an elf egg. The water has not boiled yet. , the smell comes out, and it is extremely lethal.
Xia Hunao wanted to open a window, but he was afraid that some nosy neighbor would call the police and arrest him for being an anti-human organization, so he could only endure it.
While pinching his nose, Xia Hunan asked the system: "I said system, you didn't tell me that this stuff smells so strong."
The system is also reasonable: I am the system, a product of electronic technology and immortality technology. I have no sense of smell and taste at all. Let alone the taste. You just put two pounds of stinky tofu in the pot, half a block of blue cheese and two more. Canned herrings, he was equally at ease.
"Yes, it doesn't matter to you. I can't live with it..."
Fortunately, this process did not last too long. After "only" less than three hours, the system prompted him that the eggs had absorbed all the substances in the pot and he could turn off the heat.
After turning off the induction cooker and looking at the water in the pot, Xia Hunao couldn't help but have a question:
If everything is absorbed, will the croaking frog turn black from the charcoal powder?Then wouldn’t it be that if I enter the soul and hatch out, I will dodge?
In this regard, the system said that if you used jet flames for heating just now, then maybe you can try it. Moreover, only after evolving into a Koga Ninja, the flash will be black...
But this life was different. Although the family was not very rich, the atmosphere was very good. Both his father Xia Jue and his mother Hu Jing cared about him very much.The only thing I want to complain about is that Xia Hunao will still be called Xia Hunao in this life.
According to the official explanation of his father Xia Jue, it was because his father's surname was Xia and his mother's surname was Hu, and Xia Hunao was too noisy when he was young, so he simply named him Xia Hunao.
In response to this, Xia Hunan was about to cry without tears. Can you blame Xia Hunan for this?He was a newborn after traveling through time. The system that he thought was supposed to be awakened made no sound no matter how loudly it screamed. This silly boy thought of various ways to activate the system, so it looked like a newborn baby making a fuss...
Back to business, Xia Hunao carefully placed the elf egg on the desk and started chatting with the system.
"I said, this egg is really that good, how do you judge it?"
The system projected a screen of light in front of Xia Hunao: "According to what we said in the previous life, the innate value of an elf is the individual value. This value is determined when the elf is born. Of course, it can also determine whether it is shiny, its personality and heredity. Skills. But the most worrying thing is probably the individual value.”
Xia Hunao felt the same way about this. He knew how much effort it took to hatch a 6v back then.
"What's the individual value like?"
"Thirteen o'clock."
After hearing this, Xia Hunao, who was sitting at the table, was stunned for a moment, and then spit out: "I suspect you are scolding me, but I have no proof. Is this the best toad egg in the entire breeding center? The highest individual value is ten Three o'clock?"
The system shook its head in a very humane manner: "Whoever told you that the highest value is thirteen points, in total, he has an individual value of thirteen points."
Xia Hunao's expression has collapsed. Everyone knows that the basic abilities of an elf are HP, attack, defense, special attack, special defense and speed.Individual values affect an elf's attributes to a considerable extent.For most elves, the higher the individual value, the better.
The maximum individual value can reach 31, which is v in base-32 conversion. A 6v elf has an individual value of 180 six points. Now if you tell me about an individual value of thirteen points, what can it be raised from?It doesn’t even matter if it’s all added to the special attack.
The system still had the heart to explain: "You can't blame me for this. I told you that due to the mistakes of the breeders, all the elf eggs in this batch were born with defects. You are already doing quite well, and there are still six zero elf eggs there. "
There's nothing you can do about it. As a man, you have to be responsible for your own eggs. You can't boil them.
"Can you take a look at the individual value distribution?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a bar chart popped up in the system, and after seeing the bar chart, the mental construction that Xia Hunao had finally completed collapsed again.
The individual values of the thirteen points are distinct, with seven physical defense and six special defense.You don’t have any of what you should have.When Xia Hunao was trying to increase the effort value of Gua Gua Bu Frog, he went for special attack speed. Now you are innately capable of doing such a thing...
The system also feels that this distribution is quite uncomfortable, but there is nothing we can do about it. If we pull out the bigger one from the dwarf, we can only get this.
"Don't be discouraged, it's not like you can't change. After all, this is not a Pokémon world where data can measure everything." The system was silent for a long time, and finally gave a solution.
"How?"
"Medicated bath!"
Xia Hunao didn't know what to say after hearing this. Medicinal bath, this thing is a skill from fantasy novels, you have crossed the line...
Although it sounded unreliable, Xia Hunao decided to continue to understand for the sake of Guaguapao Frog's future.
"This technique can only be used when hatching eggs. Various chemicals are added to the water, and then the water is heated to promote molecular movement, allowing the elves inside the eggs to absorb nutrients to make up for the inherent deficiencies."
This statement is theoretically feasible, but why do you think something is wrong?
"What potion do you want?"
The system's answer to him was this: "Iron supplements, zinc supplements, calcium supplements are all fine. You should understand what I mean."
Of course I understand that Xia Hunao not only knows the original game very well, he has also passed some of the more famous mods.He had encountered a potion with this name in the dark phantom. One potion of nine thousand and eighty can increase the effort value.But what we are talking about now is individual value. Can it be useful?
"Don't question the professionalism of the system. We have checked it and gone through a very rigorous theoretical analysis. The only problem with this plan is that you may not be able to get the potion."
This is indeed a problem. If you follow the gameplay of Dark Phantom, the six potions are iron, zinc, calcium, carbon, protein, and HP.These are not things that can be obtained casually, especially the last HP. What element should be added to this?
When they were in trouble, they approached the system. After Xia Hunan and the system brainstormed, the two of them always believed that the HP potion should be glucose.After all, sugar is an important substance that maintains human body movement.
So, what should we do with these medicines?There must be some in various research institutes, but I have to find another research institute and tell them what medicine I want, so I can only find another way.
Just as Xia was scratching his head, he accidentally caught a glimpse of the billboard outside the window. It was a promotional advertisement for Rainbow Star Group. The product was calcium tablets. The publicity gimmick was that taking calcium tablets from Rainbow Star Group can strengthen the body and adapt to the disease. An adventurous life with elves.
Of course, Rainbow Star Group has many products, most of which are health care products.Someone from the Scientific Research Department of Rainbow Star Group said this in an interview: We believe that the human body has no limits. As long as nutrients are supplemented in place, humans may also be able to confront elves head-on.
Xia Hunao was noncommittal about this statement, but this did not prevent him from using Rainbow Star Group's products to cultivate his own elves.
Thinking of this, Xia Hunao jumped out of bed and lifted up her sheets. She saw that under the bed were all products of Rainbow Star Group.These are Comrade Hu Jing's handiwork, saying that they are a good supplement to Xia Hunao's nutrition.But everyone knows that when taking nutritional supplements becomes a task, you will hate nutritional supplements.Otherwise, where do you think all the things under the bed come from?
Xia Hunao glanced at the various packaging boxes under the bed, and then picked up a box: "Protein powder can act as a protein potion."
The system thought for a while and said: "Okay, but your quantity is a little bit large."
Yes, the box in Xia Hunao's hand is a five kilogram super large protein powder gift box... Isn't this thing going to kill you after eating it?
Putting the protein powder aside, Xia Hunao picked up a few plates of zinc gluconate oral solution and confirmed that it could be used after the system determined it.
Alternatives to calcium and iron supplements were also found, but when Xia Hunao decided to look for carbon supplements, he was stumped. After all, no one’s product would advertise that our product could replenish carbon in the human body.This can't even be shot in an advertisement.
So if carbon cannot be replenished, what should be done with the corresponding individual values?Finally, the system gave the answer: "Theoretically, you should be able to use charcoal powder, after all, the main component is carbon."
"Okay, I'll buy it in a moment. But take a look at this and see if it's useful."
The system looked through Xia Hunao's eyes. A box from Rainbow Star Group was placed in the corner. It was no different from other boxes around it. The only difference might be the product name on the box: donkey-hide gelatin.
The system didn't expect that there was such a thing under Xia Hunao's bed. Who would feed donkey-hide gelatin to their children? Although this stuff was advertised as having a blood-replenishing effect, the actual system didn't know what kind of thing it was.
"Let me ask you, can this thing increase the individual HP value?"
Listening to the few words that Xia Hunao said while biting his back molars, the system also bit his back molars and responded: "Yes!"
……
Half an hour later, Xia Hu was in the room.
Xia Hunao turned on the induction cooker and started to boil water: "At what temperature should you put the eggs in?"
"You can put it in now. You don't have to wait for the water to boil. After all, if you put it in after the water boils, the elf will not be able to bear the sudden high temperature."
The system's statement made sense, but Xia Hunao felt something was wrong: "If I put it in directly like this, wouldn't it turn into a hard-boiled egg?"
In the end, Xia Hunao listened to the system's instructions, put the elf eggs in directly, and then looked at the eggs in the pot.
The system continued to add knowledge to him: "Although the croaking frog is water-based, the temperature should not exceed [-] degrees. If it exceeds, add water."
"When will these seasonings be added?"
The system said: Do you really think this is boiled tea eggs?
"You can do it at any time. Anyway, it can't be absorbed until the water temperature reaches a certain temperature. It doesn't matter if you put it in now."
Xia Hunao was so obedient that he tossed in various potion substitutes at once, and then saw the color of the pot change instantly.
The color isn't the problem, the smell is.What are the things in this pot? Calcium tablets, zinc gluconate, protein powder, plus carbon powder and donkey hide gelatin. Put all the things in this pot together and add an elf egg. The water has not boiled yet. , the smell comes out, and it is extremely lethal.
Xia Hunao wanted to open a window, but he was afraid that some nosy neighbor would call the police and arrest him for being an anti-human organization, so he could only endure it.
While pinching his nose, Xia Hunan asked the system: "I said system, you didn't tell me that this stuff smells so strong."
The system is also reasonable: I am the system, a product of electronic technology and immortality technology. I have no sense of smell and taste at all. Let alone the taste. You just put two pounds of stinky tofu in the pot, half a block of blue cheese and two more. Canned herrings, he was equally at ease.
"Yes, it doesn't matter to you. I can't live with it..."
Fortunately, this process did not last too long. After "only" less than three hours, the system prompted him that the eggs had absorbed all the substances in the pot and he could turn off the heat.
After turning off the induction cooker and looking at the water in the pot, Xia Hunao couldn't help but have a question:
If everything is absorbed, will the croaking frog turn black from the charcoal powder?Then wouldn’t it be that if I enter the soul and hatch out, I will dodge?
In this regard, the system said that if you used jet flames for heating just now, then maybe you can try it. Moreover, only after evolving into a Koga Ninja, the flash will be black...
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