The Pokémon Goofing Around
Chapter 1: Does a trainer start by hatching eggs?
The gate of No. 77 Middle School in Jinghai City, Spirit Demon Star Minglong Country.Xia Hunao, with messy hair, was rubbing his dead fish eyes, as if trying to wake himself up.
"Hey, you didn't sleep last night."
A hand patted Xia Hunao's shoulder, almost slapping him to the ground.Xia Hunao rubbed his shoulders and turned his head to look over, only to see a boy with an appearance of over [-]% looking at him with a smile on his face.
"Hey, you have a lot of dark circles under your eyes, but I can understand it. After all, today is the time to choose the starter Pokémon, but you are fine in this state."
Xia Hunao stared at the other person's face angrily: "Say Zhang Hong, you have quite a few dark circles on your face. I thought some rogue panda was starving and exhausted."
Zhang Hong laughed loudly: "It's okay, it won't affect the overall situation. Didn't you say that my appearance is only [-]% starting?"
Xia Hunao looked at this face that was better than his own: "Um, Zhang, we got a perfect score of [-] in the exam..."
……
In the classroom, Xia Hunao, whose hair was originally messy, even his clothes were a bit messy now. Coupled with the messy classroom, it really suited the situation.
Although he ran quite fast, this did not prevent Zhang Hong from chasing him into the classroom to clean him up.Next to Xia Hunao, his deskmate Shen Yu, who had both childhood sweetheart and heavenly attributes, was scribbling meaninglessly on the paper.
"What are you doing? Are you confused?"
Shen Yu put down the pen in his hand: "Aren't you excited? This is my first Pokémon. What have you decided on?"
Xia Hunao stretched out his hands from the table: "Think about it, how about you?"
Shen Yu picked up the pen again: "It's not that easy to choose one from more than 20 kinds."
Looking at Shen Yu who seemed to be still struggling, Xia couldn't help it. After all, this world was outrageous. The original Pokémon was actually chosen among the seven generations of Yu San's family.You know, for people with difficulty in choosing, the Yusan Family in one era is hard enough, let alone seven generations.
Just when Shen Yu was struggling with what to choose, the classroom door was pushed open, and the head teacher Bai Lan walked in: "Everyone, line up in the playground now."
The students in Class 2 have become accustomed to this style. Every time there is a big event, Teacher Bai always looks like he is facing a formidable enemy. Over time, the students in Class [-] have developed the habit of moving quickly, coming in from Bai Lan to the playground to gather together. It only took a little over [-] minutes.
Looking at the more than 40 students lined up neatly in front of him, Bai Lan nodded with satisfaction: "Everyone knows that we will get the first Pokémon in our lives today. There are not many requirements. Keep order. , don’t cause trouble. Get in the car now.”
After saying that, Bai Lan turned around and boarded a bus.The students in Class [-] also followed the teacher's footsteps and got on the bus in an orderly manner.
Sitting in the car, Zhang Hong asked in a low voice: "Sister Lan, something is not right today. Although she is usually stern sometimes, is she a little too strict today?"
Xia Hunao didn't know what pirated elixir the class teacher had prepared in his gourd, but not trying to get into trouble was the basic quality of an excellent class leader.Just sit here honestly and don't seek death.
Thinking of this, Xia Hunao closed his eyes, acting like I didn't sleep well last night and wanted to catch up on sleep. This left Zhang Hong at his wits' end.
On the other side, Bai Lan was sitting at the front of the bus. His face was not as serious as before. Instead, he looked relieved: "We should calm down these little guys, so that they won't cause trouble in the breeding base."
The young driver on the side turned his head: "Sister Lan, you are just thinking too much. Which newcomer would not be excited about this situation? Isn't that how we came here in the first place?"
Bai Lan glared at him angrily: "Drive your car well, can we be the same as them? Have you forgotten, their generation is..."
The bumpy drive made Xia Hunao, who was pretending to sleep, really fall asleep. It was not until he arrived at the breeding base that he woke up under the double wake-up call service from Shen Yu and Zhang Hong.
Subconsciously wiping the corners of his mouth: "Are you here?"
"Of course we're here, everyone is waiting for you."
Looking along Shen Yu's finger pointing out the window, Xia Hunao realized what he was doing and quickly got out of the car.
Everyone reorganized at the entrance of the training base, and then followed Bai Lan into the base.
There are four training bases in the entire Jinghai City. The one they are currently in is a base dedicated to nurturing initial Pokémon for new trainers. The entire base is basically owned by Yu Sanjia.
Everyone in Class 500 came to the square of the training base. There were already 77 people in the square at this time.On the podium on the north side of the square, the dean of No. [-] Middle School was arranging the few hairs he had left.
"Quiet. Everyone, be quiet. Now let's talk about the new rules for selecting the starting Pokémon this time."
Everyone in the audience was stunned when they heard the words "new rules" coming from the mouth of the teaching director. Can you also come up with new tricks for the process of selecting initial Pokémon?Wouldn't it be enough to just tell the staff your name and the three families you need, and then go get the Poké Ball?
The dean on the stage cleared his throat: "In order to train your students' adaptability, we have decided that all Pokémon provided in this Pokémon selection will be in egg form. As for which egg it is, you need to decide by yourself. Breeding room selection..."
The dean's next tirade was full of commonplace talk, and no one paid any attention to it. Everyone was discussing the new rules this time.In Xia Hunao's mind, a rather gloating voice appeared.
"This, this is mainly because there was something wrong with the staff at the base, which caused the elves that were supposed to be hatched collectively last month not to be born on time."
"System? Are you awake? But then again, this voice sounds so familiar."
"Of course it sounds familiar. This is your voice. It's like you talking to yourself."
The system's answer caught Xia Hunao off guard. He had considered a lot of electronic synthesized sounds, but he never expected that it would turn out like this in the end.
The system kindly explained to him that in order to make the auxiliary system more friendly to the people, the voice of each auxiliary system will be the voice of the host. After all, nothing is more friendly than oneself.
"Then why are you activating it now? It's been 16 years. I've been waiting for you for 16 years."
"Well, actually, I activated it when you were in elementary school."
Hearing this answer, Xia was stunned for a moment, and then began to scold the system: "Then why are you pretending to be there?"
"To collect information, I am a system created by God, not a god. And even if you are a god, you still need to collect information when you come to a new world. I have only used it for ten years, and it is very good."
At this point, the system paused for a moment, and then said in a strange tone: "Besides, I awakened so early for a purpose, so you still don't have a spirit now?"
Xia Hunao was speechless, but he didn't want to be left speechless by the system casually.Fortunately, the dean's speech had ended, so Xia Hunao took a step back: "I'll talk to you after I choose the elf."
There are a lot of eggs in the training base. Tens of thousands of second-year high school students in Jinghai City can receive an elf egg today, which shows its background.After Xia Hunao told the staff about the elf he had chosen, he was also taken to a large breeding room.
Looking at the rows of elf eggs displayed in the breeding room, Xia Hunan was a little numb. How to choose? Although he knew they were all, there was always one with innate strength and weakness.
"System, here is a trick. After you have collected so much data and combined with the knowledge from past lives, you can always choose a relatively good elf egg."
The system was happy: "That's necessary, but it's the same as gambling on stones. I can't help you remotely. You have to get in touch and give me time to make a judgment."
Xia Hunao felt it made sense and put his hand on the elf egg.The system then made trouble: "It would be great if you could take two shots."
Hearing the system's words, Xia Hunao almost cursed immediately. Are you crazy? Two touches are enough, but two pats?Do you think you are picking watermelon?
Xia Hunao kept feeling around as he walked, which made the dean and teachers in the monitoring room unsure of his pulse.
"Xiao Bai, what's wrong with your class? You have to touch them one by one? Can you pick them out?" A well-built male teacher looked at the surveillance screen and asked.
Although Bai Lan didn't know it clearly, he still had to protect his own students, even if they were poor students, let alone Xia Hu Nao, who was ranked first in the grade in basic elf studies (this is good for time travellers...).
"When you chose the little flame monkey, didn't you have to fight with them one by one and finally choose the one?"
The two teachers were exposing each other's history there, and here Xia Hu Nao finally touched all the eggs...
"The sixth in the sixth row, this should be the best innate."
Xia Hu Nao didn't hesitate and just picked up the egg and handed it to the breeder to complete the final registration.
After everyone completed the registration, the loved one returned to the school in a grand manner.In the car, Xia Hunao approached Shen Yu: "What did you choose?"
Looking at the elf egg with faint red patterns on its surface, Xia asked wildly: "Which one is the fire element?"
"If I don't tell you, who told you not to help me choose."
"Who won't help you choose? I gave you suggestions back then, but you rejected them all..."
"Then I don't care. If you don't confirm the option for me, I won't let you know. At worst, you can just wait for the egg to hatch."
In the end, Xia Hunao couldn't get any useful information out of Shen Yu's mouth.
After returning to school, Teacher Bai Lan gave the latest instruction concisely and clearly: "After school, go home."
This is very reasonable. After all, previous classes have directly brought Poké Balls with them, but this time they directly chose eggs. You can’t let students hold a big egg in class here, so who would bother to teach? ah.
After hearing Bai Lan's words, the students in Class [-] dispersed in a hurry, and Xia Hunao also returned to his home in this world.
"Hey, you didn't sleep last night."
A hand patted Xia Hunao's shoulder, almost slapping him to the ground.Xia Hunao rubbed his shoulders and turned his head to look over, only to see a boy with an appearance of over [-]% looking at him with a smile on his face.
"Hey, you have a lot of dark circles under your eyes, but I can understand it. After all, today is the time to choose the starter Pokémon, but you are fine in this state."
Xia Hunao stared at the other person's face angrily: "Say Zhang Hong, you have quite a few dark circles on your face. I thought some rogue panda was starving and exhausted."
Zhang Hong laughed loudly: "It's okay, it won't affect the overall situation. Didn't you say that my appearance is only [-]% starting?"
Xia Hunao looked at this face that was better than his own: "Um, Zhang, we got a perfect score of [-] in the exam..."
……
In the classroom, Xia Hunao, whose hair was originally messy, even his clothes were a bit messy now. Coupled with the messy classroom, it really suited the situation.
Although he ran quite fast, this did not prevent Zhang Hong from chasing him into the classroom to clean him up.Next to Xia Hunao, his deskmate Shen Yu, who had both childhood sweetheart and heavenly attributes, was scribbling meaninglessly on the paper.
"What are you doing? Are you confused?"
Shen Yu put down the pen in his hand: "Aren't you excited? This is my first Pokémon. What have you decided on?"
Xia Hunao stretched out his hands from the table: "Think about it, how about you?"
Shen Yu picked up the pen again: "It's not that easy to choose one from more than 20 kinds."
Looking at Shen Yu who seemed to be still struggling, Xia couldn't help it. After all, this world was outrageous. The original Pokémon was actually chosen among the seven generations of Yu San's family.You know, for people with difficulty in choosing, the Yusan Family in one era is hard enough, let alone seven generations.
Just when Shen Yu was struggling with what to choose, the classroom door was pushed open, and the head teacher Bai Lan walked in: "Everyone, line up in the playground now."
The students in Class 2 have become accustomed to this style. Every time there is a big event, Teacher Bai always looks like he is facing a formidable enemy. Over time, the students in Class [-] have developed the habit of moving quickly, coming in from Bai Lan to the playground to gather together. It only took a little over [-] minutes.
Looking at the more than 40 students lined up neatly in front of him, Bai Lan nodded with satisfaction: "Everyone knows that we will get the first Pokémon in our lives today. There are not many requirements. Keep order. , don’t cause trouble. Get in the car now.”
After saying that, Bai Lan turned around and boarded a bus.The students in Class [-] also followed the teacher's footsteps and got on the bus in an orderly manner.
Sitting in the car, Zhang Hong asked in a low voice: "Sister Lan, something is not right today. Although she is usually stern sometimes, is she a little too strict today?"
Xia Hunao didn't know what pirated elixir the class teacher had prepared in his gourd, but not trying to get into trouble was the basic quality of an excellent class leader.Just sit here honestly and don't seek death.
Thinking of this, Xia Hunao closed his eyes, acting like I didn't sleep well last night and wanted to catch up on sleep. This left Zhang Hong at his wits' end.
On the other side, Bai Lan was sitting at the front of the bus. His face was not as serious as before. Instead, he looked relieved: "We should calm down these little guys, so that they won't cause trouble in the breeding base."
The young driver on the side turned his head: "Sister Lan, you are just thinking too much. Which newcomer would not be excited about this situation? Isn't that how we came here in the first place?"
Bai Lan glared at him angrily: "Drive your car well, can we be the same as them? Have you forgotten, their generation is..."
The bumpy drive made Xia Hunao, who was pretending to sleep, really fall asleep. It was not until he arrived at the breeding base that he woke up under the double wake-up call service from Shen Yu and Zhang Hong.
Subconsciously wiping the corners of his mouth: "Are you here?"
"Of course we're here, everyone is waiting for you."
Looking along Shen Yu's finger pointing out the window, Xia Hunao realized what he was doing and quickly got out of the car.
Everyone reorganized at the entrance of the training base, and then followed Bai Lan into the base.
There are four training bases in the entire Jinghai City. The one they are currently in is a base dedicated to nurturing initial Pokémon for new trainers. The entire base is basically owned by Yu Sanjia.
Everyone in Class 500 came to the square of the training base. There were already 77 people in the square at this time.On the podium on the north side of the square, the dean of No. [-] Middle School was arranging the few hairs he had left.
"Quiet. Everyone, be quiet. Now let's talk about the new rules for selecting the starting Pokémon this time."
Everyone in the audience was stunned when they heard the words "new rules" coming from the mouth of the teaching director. Can you also come up with new tricks for the process of selecting initial Pokémon?Wouldn't it be enough to just tell the staff your name and the three families you need, and then go get the Poké Ball?
The dean on the stage cleared his throat: "In order to train your students' adaptability, we have decided that all Pokémon provided in this Pokémon selection will be in egg form. As for which egg it is, you need to decide by yourself. Breeding room selection..."
The dean's next tirade was full of commonplace talk, and no one paid any attention to it. Everyone was discussing the new rules this time.In Xia Hunao's mind, a rather gloating voice appeared.
"This, this is mainly because there was something wrong with the staff at the base, which caused the elves that were supposed to be hatched collectively last month not to be born on time."
"System? Are you awake? But then again, this voice sounds so familiar."
"Of course it sounds familiar. This is your voice. It's like you talking to yourself."
The system's answer caught Xia Hunao off guard. He had considered a lot of electronic synthesized sounds, but he never expected that it would turn out like this in the end.
The system kindly explained to him that in order to make the auxiliary system more friendly to the people, the voice of each auxiliary system will be the voice of the host. After all, nothing is more friendly than oneself.
"Then why are you activating it now? It's been 16 years. I've been waiting for you for 16 years."
"Well, actually, I activated it when you were in elementary school."
Hearing this answer, Xia was stunned for a moment, and then began to scold the system: "Then why are you pretending to be there?"
"To collect information, I am a system created by God, not a god. And even if you are a god, you still need to collect information when you come to a new world. I have only used it for ten years, and it is very good."
At this point, the system paused for a moment, and then said in a strange tone: "Besides, I awakened so early for a purpose, so you still don't have a spirit now?"
Xia Hunao was speechless, but he didn't want to be left speechless by the system casually.Fortunately, the dean's speech had ended, so Xia Hunao took a step back: "I'll talk to you after I choose the elf."
There are a lot of eggs in the training base. Tens of thousands of second-year high school students in Jinghai City can receive an elf egg today, which shows its background.After Xia Hunao told the staff about the elf he had chosen, he was also taken to a large breeding room.
Looking at the rows of elf eggs displayed in the breeding room, Xia Hunan was a little numb. How to choose? Although he knew they were all, there was always one with innate strength and weakness.
"System, here is a trick. After you have collected so much data and combined with the knowledge from past lives, you can always choose a relatively good elf egg."
The system was happy: "That's necessary, but it's the same as gambling on stones. I can't help you remotely. You have to get in touch and give me time to make a judgment."
Xia Hunao felt it made sense and put his hand on the elf egg.The system then made trouble: "It would be great if you could take two shots."
Hearing the system's words, Xia Hunao almost cursed immediately. Are you crazy? Two touches are enough, but two pats?Do you think you are picking watermelon?
Xia Hunao kept feeling around as he walked, which made the dean and teachers in the monitoring room unsure of his pulse.
"Xiao Bai, what's wrong with your class? You have to touch them one by one? Can you pick them out?" A well-built male teacher looked at the surveillance screen and asked.
Although Bai Lan didn't know it clearly, he still had to protect his own students, even if they were poor students, let alone Xia Hu Nao, who was ranked first in the grade in basic elf studies (this is good for time travellers...).
"When you chose the little flame monkey, didn't you have to fight with them one by one and finally choose the one?"
The two teachers were exposing each other's history there, and here Xia Hu Nao finally touched all the eggs...
"The sixth in the sixth row, this should be the best innate."
Xia Hu Nao didn't hesitate and just picked up the egg and handed it to the breeder to complete the final registration.
After everyone completed the registration, the loved one returned to the school in a grand manner.In the car, Xia Hunao approached Shen Yu: "What did you choose?"
Looking at the elf egg with faint red patterns on its surface, Xia asked wildly: "Which one is the fire element?"
"If I don't tell you, who told you not to help me choose."
"Who won't help you choose? I gave you suggestions back then, but you rejected them all..."
"Then I don't care. If you don't confirm the option for me, I won't let you know. At worst, you can just wait for the egg to hatch."
In the end, Xia Hunao couldn't get any useful information out of Shen Yu's mouth.
After returning to school, Teacher Bai Lan gave the latest instruction concisely and clearly: "After school, go home."
This is very reasonable. After all, previous classes have directly brought Poké Balls with them, but this time they directly chose eggs. You can’t let students hold a big egg in class here, so who would bother to teach? ah.
After hearing Bai Lan's words, the students in Class [-] dispersed in a hurry, and Xia Hunao also returned to his home in this world.
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