Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

But no matter what, the Holy Sisters are the signature and face of the Church of Light.

If outsiders touched them, it would be a slap in the face of the Light Church.

Any outsider who has thoughts about them should carefully consider it. After all, there is never a shortage of firewood for the church's torture rack.

Of course, there are still a small number of morally corrupt priests. Most of them are good people who are devoted to good deeds and devoutly believe in God.

Especially a bright example like Father Lance, who cares for the nuns in the church day and night.

So looking at the entire continent, the chastity rate of holy nuns is actually quite high.

It is precisely because in the church, people who do practical things account for the majority.

Therefore, the reputation of the Bright Church among the public is quite good.

Lance held Sophia's wrist, raised her left hand high, and announced to everyone that she had been chosen as a holy nun.

Sofia also received blessings from everyone present except Robert.

He hid sadly in the crowd, fearing to be noticed by Sheriff Sophia.

"Father Lance, thank you again!"

Sofia bowed deeply to Lance and said with some choking.

She never thought that the beloved Father Lance would actually entrust such an important position to herself.

She was just scared in the police station and couldn't sleep.

So I subconsciously wanted to come to church to find solace for my soul.

"You, you saved my life and gave me new life!"

"Father Lance, can I give you a hug?"

"So proactive!"

In fact, Lance has been coveting her body for a long time, but he just wants to maintain the demeanor of a priest.

And I haven't found a suitable reason yet, so I just suppressed it for the time being.

Seeing that Sophia actually offered to be intimate at this time, Lance readily agreed.

I saw him saying gently:

"Son, of course it's okay."

"Don't be afraid of darkness and evil. The church and I will always be your strongest backing."

"Father Lance! Thank you! Thank you!"

Sofia opened her arms, hugged Lance's neck tightly, buried her head on his chest and sobbed.

Only she herself understands how tormenting those days of being on tenterhooks and restless are.

Although Sophia is new to the industry, she also knows what a so-called hot baby is.

When I think about myself, I will become the kind of person who can neither survive nor die.

Sophia felt deeply fearful and unwilling, and even woke up from time to time at night.

But now, all the suffering is over, all thanks to the man in front of me.

"Father Lance, oooooooo!"

"Child, cry, cry, everything is over."

Lance naturally held Sophia in his arms and comforted him softly, but no one knew that what he was thinking in his heart was:

"Fragrant! Soft! Big! I knew I was right!"

"Control it! Control it! Don't slide your hand down! Don't slide it down!"

"There are so many believers around here watching! Control it!"

"What if I grabbed her butt in front of so many people!"

"Then my reputation will be completely ruined!"

Thinking of this, Lance took a deep breath, gently stroked her head and comforted her:

"Okay, kid, don't cry."

"The happy days ahead are still long."

Sophia raised her head from Lance's arms, with tears still shining in her eyes.

Seeing Father Lance's warm smile, Sophia suddenly took courage.

He quickly stood up on his tiptoes and kissed Lance lightly on the lips.

At the first touch, Sofia covered her hot face and ran away before Lance even stuck out his tongue.

Everyone around cheered, and even many young and beautiful girls were eager to give it a try after seeing this scene.

Robert was standing behind the two nuns. He wanted to go up and talk to them and ask for two pancakes.

But looking at their holy faces, I couldn't muster the courage in my heart.

At this moment, Robert saw one of the nuns, pulled the sleeve of the nun next to him and said:

"Father Lance, you don't seem very angry! How about we go and kiss him too?"

After hearing what she said, Robert felt shocked.

The other nun's reply completely shattered his outlook.

"Don't miss this opportunity! It won't come back! I'm first!"

"I go first!"

Lance had a gentle smile on his face.

He gently tugged on the collar that was soaked with Sophia's tears, and was about to turn around and go back.

A bold girl rushed forward with a fragrant wind.

"Father Lance, woo woo, thank you!"

Lance could only hold her body and gently pat her back to comfort her.

But I have some doubts in my heart: It seems like this is your first time here, what can you thank me for?

After feeling the warmth in Lance's arms for a while, the pretty girl stood up on her tiptoes and bravely kissed Lance.

Then he covered his face shyly and ran away!

As soon as Lance's arms were empty, another girl rushed up, which made Lance a little distressed.

"Hey, as long as my brother looks good, his three senses will follow his five senses. The ancients will not deceive me!"

"Forget it, let me bear this pain alone!"

Seeing all this absurdity, Robert felt indignant and wished he could take his own life.

But she still secretly warned herself that they were just ignorant girls.

In the future, he will be a man who wants to marry a noble lady!

At this moment, he saw an aristocratic lady who was about to try, but her father held her arm.

"Sure enough, the elites are different! They have to be too sensible!"

Before Robert could feel relieved for two seconds, he heard the aristocratic father saying with hatred:

"You're stupid! How long can you hold me up now?"

"Go back to the carriage and change into some nice clothes. We'll ambush him in the church!"

"I heard that Father Lance's saliva can bring good luck to the entire family!"

"Daughter, you must work hard! The success or failure of the family depends entirely on you!"

Robert didn't hear the next words.

Because he had already left the church and walked to the Red Lips Bar in despair.

When passing by the Rose Tavern, he subconsciously peeked inside.

Because there are always two rows of beautiful ladies with good figures and little clothes standing inside.

Although she is not as beautiful and elegant as a woman with fiery red lips, if she saves a few months' salary, she can still be taken home for a night of fun.

Unlike in the Fiery Red Lips, where thousands of gold coins are thrown in, you may not even be able to touch it with your hands.

Because the waiter of the Rose Tavern often saw him, he would sometimes deliberately wave and say with a smile:

"Handsome guy! Come and play! It's very comfortable!"

But he always had to walk away with a red face and embarrassment because he was short of money.

After seeing his boss Lance's extravagant and indulgent life.

An idea came to Robert's mind, that is, save some money and come here for a night of fun and indulgence.

Just one night!Then he would save money and practice martial arts.

One day, he will also open a bar as big as the Flaming Red Lips!

Live a life like Lance, surrounded by beautiful women!

But when he looked over, he saw that the older sisters, who were wearing very little, were squatting in a row on the ground dejectedly.

"Anti-pornography! Get ready!"

Sophia just came back from church and led a team to search the place.

At this time, she was heroic and majestic.

"The empire has repeatedly issued orders that customs and customs are not allowed to exist. How brave are you! How dare you ignore the laws of the empire!"

"Take it all away!"

Sofia strode out and saw Robert poking his head outside the door, thinking he was a customer here.

He immediately became angry and cursed coldly:

"roll!"

After taking a few steps, I remembered that he seemed to be just a teenager.

Looking back, Robert's fair face still had a childish look.

Sophia couldn't help but feel very sad. She was poisoned by these bad women at such a young age.

In order to save this young man who had gone astray, Sophia immediately waved her hand, pointed at Robert and said:

"Come here! Take him back too!"

"I will be detained for seven days first! Then my family members will come to pick me up!"