Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

After the service, the church will distribute some small white bread to the believers.

Devout believers can also receive a glass of wine mixed with water from the nuns, which is a gift from the God of Light to devout believers.

Doctrines say that many spiritual benefits can be gained from consuming them.

If this benefit is not obvious, it must be that your faith is not religious enough.

In order to attend the service that started at eight o'clock in the morning, Robert rushed over without even eating breakfast.

At this time, his stomach was already empty. After eating the bread and wine, he was still very hungry.

I wanted to get two more, but I was afraid of being despised by those holy nuns.

Just as he stood at the door of the church, hesitating in his heart.

I saw Sheriff Sophia and Father Lance walking out of the church side by side, talking and laughing.

This was the first time he saw Sheriff Sophia smile in Robert's memory.

Sheriff Sophia’s cold face always has a frosty look on it.

The majesty, solemnity, and heroic appearance made him flinch.

But at this moment, Sheriff Sophia's face had a faint blush, and her beautiful eyes kept flowing over Lance's body.

When Lance looked over occasionally, she would lower her head subconsciously.

That shy look like a little daughter made Robert's heart drop.

It's like I've lost something important, but it's also filled with helpless sadness and desolation.

"Why, why is this happening?"

"Give me 20 years, no! Ten years! I can also have the status and strength like Father Lance!"

"Why? Why aren't you willing to give me more time?"

Robert wanted to cry a little, but he didn't dare to show his cowardice in public.

"Wait for me! 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi. Don't bully young people into poverty!"

"Ten years! I will work hard in these ten years!"

"I want to marry the city defense officer's daughter and Sheriff Sophia together!"

"I want to hug you from left to right! Get to the top of your life!"

"Father Lance, I want to compete fairly with you!"

Robert's hands were clenched, his eyes were red, and he was staring at Sheriff Sophia's beautiful figure.

Sophia is the strongest among all the Sheriffs in Glory City, and also the most touching among all the female Sheriffs!

Whether it's the cold and charming face, the majestic and cold temperament or the hot and bulging figure.

All exude an unparalleled charm.

On his tall figure, his slim-fitting uniform was meticulously cared for.

It was originally a sheriff's uniform that reflected solemnity and majesty, but after wearing it on her body.

But because it showed off her figure too much, she had to wear a coat outside.

Even so, Robert's eyes were still wandering around Sheriff Sophia's chest.

From here, you can imagine how distressed Sheriff Sophia is.

After walking out of the church door, the two of them paused.

"Okay, I'll send you here."

"Don't worry, go back. In Glory City, no one dares to attack the holy nuns of the church."

Lance took Sophia's left hand in full view of everyone.

She gently put a ring with a silver holy symbol on her index finger.

"Father Lance, thank you so much."

"If it weren't for you, I really don't know what I would do!"

Sofia looked down at the ring on her hand, feeling very grateful and a little shy.

This ring represents that Sophia was chosen as a holy nun of the Church of Light and is protected by the Church of Light.

This is the amulet that Lance gave to Sophia.

Each region's Cathedral of Light has a quota for one holy nun.

Holy nuns are candidates for sainthood, usually selected from poor families by the most famous priests in each region.

They must be pure, beautiful, kind and young.

When the current saint becomes old, dies, or can no longer perform the duties of a saint due to other reasons.

The holy nuns can rush to the Theocracy of Light to participate in the audition for the saint.

A group of bishops conducted a rigorous selection based on appearance, figure, talent, age and other aspects.

The top ones who stand out in the end will be judged fairly by twelve cardinals, and ten will be selected to enter the finals.

Then our great, bright, wise, and merciful Pope will personally appoint the candidate for the saint.

This process will probably last from three months to half a year.

During the entire Saint Girl Selection, very pornographic and violent things are absolutely not allowed to happen.

Because during the finals, the God of Light may look down and look at these holy and chaste nuns with joy.

It would be bad if there was someone with a big belly in that situation.

In fact, this kind of thing did happen.

In the 427th year of the mainland's Guangming calendar, the strength of the Guangming Church reached its peak.

Three of the ten holy nuns who made it to the finals suffered from morning sickness in front of the Pope.

This was not a big deal in the first place. After all, we all knew the root cause and could resolve it privately.

But what a coincidence, the God of Light, who had not paid attention to this matter for hundreds of years, actually cast his sights on selecting the saint.

The Vatican bosses, who were used to bullying everyone, were so frightened that they ran away on the spot and peeed.

After all, these holy nuns are women who serve the God of Light in name only.

And the Saint of Light is his old man’s fiancée in the human world.

The behavior of these Vatican bosses is tantamount to putting cuckolds on his old man’s head one after another.

If only the God of Light knew about it, then this matter would most likely be suppressed.

But unfortunately, that day was the [-]th birthday of the God of Light.

All the gods in the sky have passed by to celebrate.

In full joy, the God of Light gave a live broadcast to the gods.

Let them see how pure and beautiful the holy sisters of their own church are.

Then there is no more then.

If all the bigwigs of the Holy See, including the Pope and the Cardinal, are dealt with.

The God of Light has become the polished commander.

Let the demigods among them roll into the Kingdom of God and be hosted by the old man himself.

A series of power changes began within the church.

Although in the end, the dregs that had mixed into the Holy See were thoroughly cleaned up.

But the Church of Light was also severely weakened by this, otherwise there would be no need to chase Liszt into the spotlight during the Demon Slayer War.

After this incident, the church bosses no longer dared to openly take the holy nun home when selecting saints.

But after the selection, it is still necessary to leave a few sensible people to serve tea and water, and to massage legs and shoulders.

After all, they work so hard to make money every day, so what’s wrong with enjoying themselves?

Absolute power breeds absolute corruption, which is something that even the true God cannot do anything about.

Besides, the big bosses of the Bright Theocracy are quite sensible and know how to leave a few unopened ones for him.

Outside the Theocracy of Light, some priests are more diligent than changing socks when changing into saint nuns.