Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Father, I am guilty!"

In the confessional of the Cathedral of Light, Robert knelt under Lance and confessed devoutly.

"What I like is obviously the city defense officer's daughter, but I can't forget those female police officers with great figures."

"Especially Sheriff Sofia, her chest is so attractive."

"Every night Sheriff Sophia is in my mind."

"It makes me haunted by dreams and unable to sleep."

"I'm sorry! I know it's wrong, but she has such a great figure!"

"Such a good figure, coupled with that cool face."

"Especially the majestic temperament of Sophia and the upright and awe-inspiring way she speaks!"

Having said this, Robert closed his eyes in regret and curled up in pain.

"Oh my God! Father, I am guilty!"

"But she was so tempting, I couldn't control myself at all!"

"In addition, where I work, there are many beautiful sisters who are elegant and wear very little."

"Ah! The smell of perfume on their bodies is simply torment! It is torment!"

"But they are too mature! There is no way they would fall in love with a poor guy like me!"

"Father! To be honest, I have actually thought about committing crimes countless times!"

"I often even fantasize about it, after Sheriff Sophia catches me."

"You stepped on my soles hard, with that stern scolding look!"

"The look of disdain in her eyes! And the painful feeling of the high-heeled boots stepping on my body!"

"Ah! Ah!"

Robert clenched his fists and huddled on the ground in pain.

His body was trembling slightly, and there was an inexplicable blush on his face.

Lance looked at Robert who was curled up at his feet in agony.

A strange smile appeared on his face, and he put away the photo crystal that recorded all of this.

Lance stretched out his hand and gently stroked Robert's head.

The next time you play with Julia in your arms, show her this video.

He also told her that this was a top-quality product obtained on the black market. It was very popular and was very popular in the empire.

Lance also knew that putting a hot-blooded young man among women would cause trouble sooner or later.

Even if nothing happens, something will happen if you hold it in for a long time.

But Lance didn't expect that Robert's willpower would be so fragile.

It's only been a few days, but I'm already showing signs of masochism.

"Do you want to take him to release him tomorrow?"

In this melodious hymn, even Lance's soul seemed to be purified.

Lance showed a rare act of kindness and began to carefully recall the romantic scene in Glory City.

"Baihualou? No, it's too plain!"

"Peony Alley? No way. During this period, Sophia takes people there every day to crack down on pornography."

"Rose Tavern? The people are nice, but it's expensive. This guy definitely doesn't have the money to go there."

Just then, the weekly high service ended and the hymns stopped.

"hiss!"

The feeling of having wings on my back and being bathed in the holy light just disappeared.

Lance's eyes suddenly regained clarity, and he took a breath of fear.

This kind of secret poking and hypnotic experience is very bad, and I accidentally got myself involved.

"Ah! Child."

Lance stroked Robert's head and said gently:

"As long as you sincerely repent, change your past, and promise not to commit the same crime again in the future."

"God, will forgive your sins."

"Thank you, Father!"

Robert was relieved and cried tears of joy.

"But Father, what should I do if I really can't control myself?"

"I'm really scared. I'm afraid that one day I will do something unforgivable!"

"Take it easy, kid."

"God has already arranged all this, you just need to let nature take its course."

Lance gently helped Robert up, looked at his leaving back, and secretly made a decision in his heart.

"Tomorrow, no! Let him go to Torun to raise pigs tonight!"

"More than 100 pigs! Just mixing feed every day makes him exhausted. I don't believe he still has the energy to think about other things!"

"Heaven will send a great task to the people of Sri Lanka, and they must first work hard on their hearts and minds."

"I believe that after he has raised pigs for ten years, he will understand the painstaking efforts I have put into him."

"Don't blame me, I'm doing this for your own good!"

Lance closed the Holy Book of Light in his hand, raised his head and murmured.

"However, as the saying goes, after three years in the army, a sow will compete with Diao Chan."

"If he chokes it up, he won't treat those lovely sows."

"Do something unscrupulous!"

"Yes, no?"

When female Sheriff Sophia walked into the confession room, she saw such a heart-warming scene.

The most respected Father Lance in the Glory City is holding a white-covered Bible of Light.

He raised his head slightly and stared at the sky outside the window.

Although there is still a warm and harmonious smile on his handsome face.

But there was a touch of melancholy and sadness in his eyes.

"Father Lance must have heard too many repentances from sinners, so he must be worried and troubled by the filth in this world."

"While in the dark confessional, my soul yearns for the light outside the window."

"Isn't this the best portrayal of being in darkness and looking towards the light?"

Sofia's heart was filled with emotion. She walked forward quietly and knelt down at Lance's feet.

Crossing her hands in front of her chest, Sophia said piously:

"Father, I am guilty!"

"Oh, hmm~?"

Lance lowered his head, a puzzled look in his eyes.

I don’t understand what this model of justice in Glory City is doing here?

Are you kidding, will she be guilty?

Since taking office in Glory City, Sophia has been enforcing the law, working conscientiously, and severely cracking down on all kinds of illegal activities.

Especially for those side-line romantic places, Adele used to turn a blind eye, so business was booming.

But once she came, life became difficult for everyone.

Within three days of taking office, eight companies were closed down, and surprise inspections were conducted from time to time.

Many places with good reputations have been shut down by her.

It is difficult to maintain the rest and live a miserable life.

Originally, after Glory City was merged into the Empire, everyone was waiting to take advantage of this momentum to take off.

As a result, Sophia single-handedly reduced Glory City's economy by four percentage points.

Many shopkeepers hated her, and I heard that they secretly collected a large amount of money.

I plan to ask someone to make Sophia a hot baby and sell it to the orc kingdom.

The chief of security also warned Sophia, telling her to stay in the security station and not to show her face again.

But look at her now wearing the clothes of a sheriff and coming to the church to confess.

It seems like he doesn't care about his own safety at all.

Seeing that Lance didn't respond for a long time, Sophia raised her head curiously, glanced at Lance, and repeated her words.

"Father, I am guilty!"

Lance came back to his senses and smiled warmly at her:

"My child, the God of Light is watching you, tell me your crimes!"