Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa!"

"Sister, he spanked me! He spanked me hard!"

"Look, it's all swollen!"

Villanse hugged Andrea's waist tightly and cried loudly, her little face was wet with tears, and she couldn't stop crying.

Then Villanse had to lift up her skirt to show Andrea her butt.

Andrea held her down, and in anger, she slapped her butt twice more, and then Villanse cried even louder.

"What's that hanging around your neck?"

Andrea discovered that there was a silver metal plate hanging around her sister's neck, with golden words engraved on it.

"Yes, sister, look what's engraved on it?"

"I've been wearing it for a whole day, and everyone who sees it laughs at me!"

Villanse cried and raised her head to let her sister see clearly what the words on it were?

"Stupid loli?"

"what?"

Seeing Villanse's doubtful eyes, Andrea had no choice but to repeat it again:

"The words engraved on it are, stupid loli!"

"Goldfish Man! You!"

Villanse turned his head and looked at Lance with shame and anger.

Lance raised his hand gently, making her shrink back in fear.

Then he buried his head on Andrea's belly and cried non-stop.

Andrea tried to take off the silver metal plate hanging around her neck.

But because I couldn't find the connecting port of the chain, I had to give up this idea for the time being.

Andrea pulled Villanse to the table, gently placed the metal box in her hand on the table and said:

"Mr. Lance, Ms. Karina, I'm really sorry, my sister-in-law has caused you trouble."

"On behalf of her, I would like to apologize to you two again. This is just a little bit of my heart. Please accept it."

"You can come if you want, and why don't you bring any gifts?"

Lance stood up after a moment, stepped forward and took the metal box.

Then he opened it with ease, casually glanced at the amount on the gold coin card, and put it into his pocket.

"Come! City Lord, please sit down! Haven't you eaten yet?"

"Who is that? Bring another bowl over here without even blinking!"

"No! No need!"

Andrea quickly waved her hand to refuse, but she still couldn't stop Lance's enthusiasm.

Lance pushed her down on the sofa and watched him sitting next to her, enthusiastically feeding her food.

Andrea was so moved that she almost cried, and put her hands under the table.

She desperately held Lance's hand to prevent him from squeezing her thigh.

Lance's left hand enthusiastically served Andrea food on the dining table.

The right hand was surrounded by the two sisters, rushing left and right, as if entering a deserted place.

However, his face was calm and filled with an enthusiastic and warm smile.

It's not okay for Andrea to stand or sit down.

In desperation, she made a sudden move, pressed Lance's right hand, and clamped it tightly between her thighs.

It was finally quiet, and Andrea let out a long sigh of relief.

Then, Lance stretched out his right leg and put it on her legs.

Villanse, who was sitting on her right, didn't push him down even if he pushed her hard.

Andrea wanted to stand up and change positions.

But she found that Lance's right leg seemed to be rooted, making it impossible for her to stand up no matter how hard she stood.

However, the people around him were still very enthusiastic, and they kept greeting me.

In particular, Karina, a powerful person from the Sanctuary, actually stood up and personally brought her two plates of meat slices.

This made her dare not even say a word of rejection.

"Andrea means beauty and elegance. Oh, what a beautiful name!"

"Miss Andrea, can you take off your mask and let everyone see your face?"

Lance leaned next to Andrea and asked softly in her left ear.

The right hand under the table had been withdrawn at some point.

Fumbling around in Andrea's robe, trying to find the seams in her dress.

"Can't!"

For some reason, Andrea suddenly seemed to be stimulated by something.

His body trembled, and his hands instantly covered the mask on his face.

A trace of doubt flashed in Lance's eyes, whether it was in terms of genetics or blood inheritance.

With a lovely sister like Villanse, Andrea's looks are average, if not one-in-a-million.

No matter what, you're not so ugly that you don't dare to see people, right?Could it be that her bloodline has awakened!

Didn't you smell the blood on her body?

Also, why is there no seam in this robe?

Doesn't it feel stuffy for her?How to go to the toilet?

"But how can you eat without taking off your mask? If you don't eat, you won't be allowed to leave!"

Lance said with a smile, staring directly at the magic mask on her face.

The drawing method of this magic circle is very strange. It doesn't look like it is from the mainland. Could it be from the underground world?

"You can eat it even if you don't take off the mask."

Andrea looked at the pile of food in front of her and knew that it would be rude not to take a bite.

He swatted away Lancena's mischievous right hand under the table.

Andrea picked up the knife and fork, cut the food into thin strips, and then brought it directly to her mouth.

In Lance's expectant eyes, a gap opened slightly at the mouth of the mask.

The food was successfully put into his mouth, but Lance didn't even see the color of his lips.

But instead of being disappointed, he was even more looking forward to it.

“Thank you, the food is delicious!”

It seemed that Andrea was eating chili pepper for the first time, and her little mouth under the mask was panting slightly.

"Why are you so polite to us?"

"Didn't I tell you last time when I asked you for a tax refund that we will be a family from now on?"

With that said, Lance carelessly put his arms around Andrea's neck, and even pinched her chest with his lowered hands.

Seeing this scene, Butler Howard, who was standing behind the two people, his eyes twitched and his hands trembled.

If Miss Andrea hadn't said anything, plus she was old and frail, she really wouldn't have been able to defeat him.

He will definitely make the sun elf in front of him understand what respect for noble women means!

The last time Lance came to ask for a tax refund, he felt that this elf was not a good person.

When other merchants met the city lord, they all behaved themselves and were in awe.

But as soon as Lance came up, before he could say a few words, he grabbed Miss Andrea's little hand and kept squeezing it.

He fell in love with Miss Andrea at first sight and wanted to go on a date with her at the romantic Red Lips Bar.

The gentle and affectionate look on his face, otherwise Howard would have believed it if he had been through it himself!

Seeing that Andrea was completely blank in feelings, she was about to be captured by this scumbag.

Howard had no choice but to take action himself and send Andrea away.

He refunded the tax to Lance as quickly as possible, and then quickly sent him out of the city lord's mansion.

And this time with the home field advantage, he went even further!

"You pinch! You still pinch!"

Butler Howard's eyelids were twitching with anger, and his hands were shaking like Parkinson's disease.

"No! This is a pure scumbag!"

"When I get back, I have to advise the two young ladies to keep distance from this man. It's best not to see him again in this life!"