Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

Underground of the Fiery Red Lips Tavern, in a dark secret room.

The door to the secret room was closed tightly, and there were no windows in the room.

The only light source was the fist-sized magic lamp on the table.

There were several shadowy figures surrounding the large table.

These people's heads were pressed together and they were whispering something.

A mature and attractive figure, breathing softly.

From time to time, she muttered "It's done! It's done!" in a low voice.

She held a pen in her hand and kept writing on the paper.

And as one number after another was obtained, the breathing of everyone in the room gradually became heavier.

"Why are you touching me?"

In the darkness, a confused female voice sounded.

"It's obviously you who is touching me!"

"Don't mess around!"

"Wait, I know who it is!"

"Come on, let's celebrate!"

"Go to hell!"

In the dark chamber, men's groans and women's screams echoed.

Finally, everything turned into infatuated laughter.

"Posted! Posted!"

At this moment, a loud "clang" was heard, and the door of the secret room was kicked open from the outside.

Dazzling light suddenly shone in from outside.

Catherine, who was wearing a tight-fitting leather jacket, held a light spell in her left hand and held Marina with her right hand, twisting her waist and slowly walked in.

The soles of the boots made a crisp "click" sound when they stepped on the smooth floor.

The tall and mature figure was shrouded in light, as if the Queen of Light was reigning over the world, revealing an awe-inspiring and inviolable aura.

"Catherine! Why are you here?"

Lance asked confused.

Catherine snorted coldly:

"Aren't you afraid that you will make false accounts and steal my and Liszt's money?"

"A group of people are so sneaky that they don't even turn on the lights. It's strange that they can do good things!"

Catherine reached out and slapped the wall. The switch of the magic light was turned on, and the secret room suddenly became as bright as day.

Then, the golden hill was reflected in her vertical pupils.

"Oh my God!"

In the spacious secret room, there are three hills made of gold coins.

Gemstones and crystals adorn it, complementing each other.

"what!"

Catherine screamed, pulled off her leather jacket and jumped in, swimming in the ocean of gold coins.

"Don't look kid!"

Lance covered Julia's eyes, but his own eyes widened.

"Bad uncle, what are you doing?"

Maria's burgundy eyes blinked gently, and she asked extremely innocently.

On the sofa in the secret room, Julia suddenly covered her face and jumped off Lance's body.

Lilina also arranged her clothes in a panic, while Karina's cheeks turned red and she swatted Lance's hand away.

And Lance was pushing Cecilia down on the sofa, pressing her chest with one hand.

"What are you looking at! Get out of here!"

There was a look of shame and anger in Cecilia's light gray eyes.

"Order!"

Lance pecked Cecilia's red lips before slowly getting off her body.

"Death doesn't change!"

Adele had the foresight to sit across the table a long time ago.

When Cecilia stood up, she looked at Adele's stockings with confusion.

Seeing Cecilia's eyes looking over, Adele moved uneasily.

The black stockings on her right leg had disappeared at some point.

The fair skin on her right leg contrasts sharply with the black stockings on her left leg.

"Master, I want it too."

Lilina pulled on her clothes and looked at Catherine swimming in the ocean of gold coins, with a look of envy in her eyes.

Upon hearing this, Lance reached out his hand and patted Lilina's head gently and said:

"No, you don't want to, that's a giant dragon, you can't learn from it."

"Master, I don't like it if you go in and grind your skin off."

"Mom, what are you doing?"

Marina saw her mother lying on the table writing something, so she came over curiously.

But he saw that the paper was filled with dense numbers, and there was no interruption from Lance.

Karina, who was attentive, immediately started moving faster.

After a while, Karina threw the pen away.

"Okay! The results are out!"

The girls cheered, but Lance calmly waved his hand and said:

"Okay, tell me how much money we have made!"

Karina smiled charmingly and said lightly:

"After excluding all expenses, the net profit available for us to distribute is a full 210 million gold coins!"

Even though they were mentally prepared, the girls were still shocked by this number.

"Are we rich?"

Marina looked up at her mother and asked innocently.

"Yes, we have money!"

Karina dropped her pen, picked up Marina and kissed her hard.

"Surprisingly, there are so many!"

Although Cecilia was a princess of a country, her mind went blank and she slumped on the sofa stupidly.

Not even Lance noticed as he gently unbuttoned her clothes.

Julia was so excited that she fell into Lance's arms and burst into tears.

"Master, don't go out anymore, okay? I'll take care of you!"

A warm and soft bosom pressed up against him from behind. Lance turned around and saw Lilina's obsessed eyes.

"Tch, I don't know."

Adele sneered, but just as she was about to stand up, she fell to the ground with a "squeak".

His long legs were trembling, and he couldn't stand up.

"Wait, wait first!"

Lance pushed away Lilina and Julia who were hanging on him, and asked in confusion:

"Why is it so small? We have already caught hundreds of fish. Our revenue this month should be more than 1000 million gold coins!"

"Hiss! Karina, you don't know how to falsify the accounts, do you? This is our first time to pay dividends, so we must not operate in secret!"

"Bah! You heartless person, what are you talking about!"

Karina glared at Lance angrily and said angrily:

"Come here, I'll do the math for you."

"Let's not talk about the initial construction costs and opening ceremony performance costs. That's a small amount."

"The treasures purchased from Liszt and Torun alone accounted for one-third of the turnover."

"Those are the treasures of the demon royal family. The nobles are not fools and cannot be fooled. Even the cups they drink from are real royal gold cups."

"There are also information purchased from the Thieves Guild, and assistance from officials at all levels in Glory City."

"I also need to give generous gifts to the new city lord, and then invite nobles from the empire to star through her. All of this has to be paid for!"

"Coupled with the girls' dividends, the loss of materials, and the salaries of the personnel, the miscellaneous things add up to a lot."

"Also, pay taxes!"

At this point, Karina gritted her teeth.

He wished he could immediately pull out his magic wand and rush into the city lord's mansion to snatch back the taxes he paid.

Speaking of taxes, everyone lamented at the same time.

Yes, in this world, even demigods have to pay taxes to the country.