Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Prince of the Kingdom of Karega, Anson Dowding."

"Age, 20 years old. Due to childhood accidents, I have Oedipus tendencies."

"His favorite color is black because his mother likes to wear black dresses."

"So this information is more of a description of his mother."

"Look at this paragraph. The fragrance of orchids is as tranquil as narcissus, but also as pure as lilies."

"Learn her dress, temperament and walking posture."

"You can release a little bit of motherhood appropriately, but you must remember that you are not her, you two are just very similar."

"The so-called overdoing it means that if you act too deliberately, it won't look like it!"

"After all, he is the crown prince, and he is very intelligent and vigilant. You still have to control this degree yourself!"

On many nights, Lance would sneak into the residence of the beauties in the wedding group and give them such training.

And now, it's time to reap the fruits.

As the sun sets, the number of tourists in the central square of Glory City has become sparse.

But Anson still stood in front of the huge statue of the three heroes, motionless for a long time.

Anson stared hard at the statue of Lance Sun, but what was revealed in his eyes was not reverence, but hatred.

During the Demon Slayer War, the Kingdom of Karega was the protruding point of the entire defense front.

In addition, there are many plains in the country, which are suitable for cavalry assaults and large army deployments.

Therefore, the Alliance of Light plans to abandon the entire Kingdom of Karega.

And that also meant that the Kalega royal family lost their territory and became a wandering royal family.

For the benefit of the royal family, and for the millions of people in the Kingdom of Karega.

Queen Karega at the time was her mother.

Wearing gauze, he resolutely walked into Lance's tent.

Later, the kingdom of Karega was saved.

But Lance Sunday didn't pay any price.

Lance just wrote a letter to the demon commander on the opposite side, telling him that he slept with Kalega's queen.

If the demons occupy Karega, it will look very bad on his face.

If he loses face, Lance will be in a bad mood. If he is in a bad mood, Lance will bring his legions over to cause trouble.

At that time, the war against demons was already in the middle and late stages, and the demon commander, who was in short supply of troops, carefully considered Lance's suggestion.

They actually didn’t send troops to invade the Kingdom of Karega. What a big joke!

Without losing a single soldier, Lance Sunri pinned the most beautiful woman in the Kingdom of Karega to the bed and kept her running for several months!

This incident was once regarded as the greatest shame by the Karega royal family.

After returning, her mother voluntarily gave up her position as queen.

I just want to be a lover and stay with my father forever.

How much my mother loved my father, but my father was very worried about my mother's infidelity.

Even if his mother later gave birth to him, his father had no intention of protecting his mother.

Let my mother spend all her time in the eyes and rumors of outsiders.

The mother became more and more humble, and the father became more and more rude to her.

Until he was eight years old, his father entered his mother's room with a dog chain.

After a long time, my mother's hysterical roar came from the room:

"So in your heart! Is this how you see me!"

Anson, sensing something was wrong, opened the door and rushed into the room.

The silver dagger swiped across the snow-white neck.

The splashing blood gushes out like a fountain.

The mother's jade-like body fell to the ground, but the man suddenly hugged her like crazy.

The halo of magic continued to bloom on the mother's body, but the mother's body was gradually getting colder.

Later, the man took himself out of his mother's home.

When I looked back, I suddenly realized.

It turned out that the house my mother lived in was so short and dilapidated in the royal capital.

Later, the man took himself to the splendid palace and made himself the crown prince against all the opinions.

Anson still clearly remembers that night many years ago.

The man was extremely drunk, lying in front of his mother's coffin and crying heartbrokenly.

He explained to her over and over again the regret and guilt he felt in his heart.

Ansen didn't cry, but raised his head blankly, and asked the man without any emotion:

"Why did you go early?"

Anson stared blankly at the statue of Lance Sunday for an unknown amount of time.

Suddenly a gust of fragrant wind came next to me, it was the familiar scent of orchids.

Anson's body trembled and he suddenly turned around to look.

Wearing a long black dress, it swayed gently in the evening breeze.

This mature figure, pure and quiet temperament.

The way she looked at him was exactly the same as in her memory.

After she glanced at Anson, she stopped paying attention to him.

Instead, he crossed his palms and placed them on his chest, praying silently.

This is a blessing to the fallen heroes, praying to God to bless them.

But this behavior made Anson's mind roar.

Because both her expression and movements were exactly the same as the mother in her memory.

"Mother is resurrected? No! No, mother is much more beautiful than her."

"Reincarnation? No! The time doesn't match up!"

After the prayer, she looked at Anson quietly, nodded politely and left.

Looking at her back, Ansen was shocked:

"She's leaving? She's leaving!"

Subconsciously, Anson pulled her arm.

"What are you doing?"

"I, I want to send you back."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Ansen knew that he was being abrupt and hurriedly wanted to explain, but couldn't say a word.

She looked at Anson quietly for a while, and a bright smile suddenly broke out on her face.

"Okay, little brother, I'll give you a chance."

The two walked together on the street for a long time and talked a lot.

Anson was surprised to find that this woman who was very similar to his mother was actually very knowledgeable.

From literature and art to history, from military to politics.

In every aspect, the two of them had a lot to talk about.

Many times, the ideas coming out of her mouth coincided with mine.

And she gradually developed admiration for herself.

The opening ceremony of the Fiery Red Lips Bar attracted their attention.

"How about we go take a look."

She said so.

When she found out that she needed to be a member of [-] gold coins to enter, she gently pulled herself.

"Forget it, it's too expensive, we won't go."

Although she said this, the disappointed look in her eyes made her feel heartbroken.

What a joke, just ten thousand gold coins!

These ten thousand gold coins are indeed well spent, and the guests inside are all counts, princes, and even kings!

Under the guidance of the waiter, Anson naturally integrated into this circle and had a great time chatting with them.

"Anson, that woman is carrying such a beautiful bag!"

She whispered softly in her ear.

Although a few pieces of cloth cost eight thousand gold coins, other people's female companions had them.

And according to the proprietress of the luxury goods counter, that bag can bring good luck to people.

Anson spent half a month in a trance. He did not stay drunk, but established a social circle with dozens of kingdoms.

He met countless princes and dukes, most of whom said they would send congratulatory gifts when he succeeded to the throne.

This is his political capital. After he succeeds to the throne, these capitals will greatly consolidate his royal power.

Moreover, her relationship with her was also heating up rapidly, if it weren't for those annoying foreign nobles pestering her!

In short, by the time Anson walked out of the Flaming Lips Bar, his storage ring was empty.

The dazzling sunlight in the sky made him feel like he was in another world.

"Your Highness Anson, there is something wrong with that woman."

The old woman advised sincerely.

"You don't understand! She is my dream! My dream!"

Anson suddenly turned his head and growled sharply at her.