Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

Catherine's eyes narrowed slightly, her wild vertical pupils looked at Lance's body, and she slowly looked down.

After a while, Catherine's mouth came out with a disdainful sound of "cut".

Lance put on his pants silently, disapproving of Catherine's reaction.

After all, the system will not lie. To say that she was deeply shocked was to say that she was deeply shocked.

"You are playing this trick with me, don't you know that our dragons do things by the meter?"

Catherine raised her right leg, which was wearing a long boot, and stepped on Lance's shoulder.

"Well, the heel of your shoe is hurting me. Can you move it away?"

Lance twisted his shoulders uneasily, but Catherine put a metal collar around his neck.

The long iron chain on the collar extended out, and was firmly grasped by Catherine in her hand.

"My dear little Lance, since Liszt is going to die, please follow me back to Dragon Island."

"Don't worry, I will love you very much!"

As she spoke, Catherine stuck out her tongue and greedily licked the black whip in her hand.

With a flick of his hand, there was a "pop" and a violent explosion echoed in the tavern.

This caused the surrounding drinkers to look sideways, and some of them with a bad temper even put down their glasses and stood up.

"Look at your mother! Have you never seen me training a male pet?"

Catherine's vertical pupils glanced around and she yelled angrily.

The dragon's power inadvertently released from their bodies caused the legs of these standing men to weaken and slide under the table.

There was a faint smell of urine in the air, which made Catherine wrinkle her nose.

"Little Lance, let's go and say hello to Liszt, and we'll go back to Dragon Island."

Catherine pulled hard and saw that Lance was still trying to break free from the chains, she sneered and said:

"Stop struggling, this is a fine gold chain, even a dragon can lock it."

"I know you are carefree, but I built a cage just for you this time."

"From now on I will hang you around my neck wherever I go, and you are the only one allowed to love me!"

"Wait a minute, I can't control this bitch!"

Feeling the huge force coming from his neck, Lance's heart suddenly jumped.

"Catherine! Catherine, listen to me! We can discuss it again. Maybe Liszt can be saved?"

Lance said hurriedly, reaching out his hand to hold Catherine.

As a result, Catherine thought he was walking too slowly, so she pulled hard with her hand.

A huge force came from his neck, causing Lance to stumble.

He grabbed the waistband of Catherine's pants and pulled them off.

Lance raised his head, glanced at the black leather pants in his hands, and swallowed hard.

Catherine felt her legs go cold, and turned to look at Lance who was lying on the ground, with a bloodthirsty smile on her face.

"Liszt! Liszt, come and save me, the female tyrannosaurus is going to kill someone!"

"Bad uncle! Bad uncle! Wait for me!"

In the back garden of the city lord's mansion, Lance froze when he heard a voice coming from behind.

She turned around and saw that Marina was alone, and was relieved.

"You are the only one with sharp eyes! I snuck in around the corner and Karina didn't even notice me, but you caught me! I slapped you!"

Lance raised his hand and looked at Marina running up to him out of breath, but still didn't want to fight.

He gently rubbed Marina's head. This was the super beautiful girl of the future, so she couldn't beat her.

Although she is still a naughty child now, in more than ten years, he will be able to take her out on a date.

You need to leave a good impression on your future girlfriend and make her trust you, so that you can make a better start.

As for age, is that an issue?

Not to mention the difference of more than 500 years, even if the difference is more than 5000 years, everything is just a cloud in front of true love.

"Bad uncle, why are you covering your waist? Are you doing bad things again?"

Marina raised her head and asked innocently.

"What do you mean covering your waist? What I mean is akimbo!"

Lance looked in pain, rubbed his sore waist, and continued to retort:

"And that's not called doing bad things, it's called chasing love! And love is short-lived, you know?"

"Forget it, you don't understand even after I tell you. Hey, who bought you this dress? It's so beautiful!"

"How beautiful! Sister Cecilia gave this to me. It is said that in Gulamber, only princesses can wear this kind of skirt!"

Marina jumped a few times happily when she heard Lance's compliment.

And turned around twice to let Lance see the whole picture of this white lace princess dress.

"Beautiful, but it will definitely look beautiful if you wear it ten years later!"

"But I won't be able to wear them in ten years!"

"What I want is that I can't put it on!"

After hearing Lance's words, Marina blinked her eyes in confusion.

His wine-red eyes were full of innocence and confusion.

Looking at these clear and innocent eyes, Lance suddenly felt a sense of guilt in his heart.

"What's going on? Didn't my conscience feed the dog a long time ago?"

Lance knelt down and put his hands on Marina's shoulders.

Dots of light overflowed between his fingers, and as the magic elements gathered, Marina's whole body was emitting light like the morning sun.

"Tsk, tsk, you awakened at the age of seven, how can the witch family be so talented?"

"When I, the king, return, I will train you to become the patriarch of the witch family."

"Then you have to send ten witch girls over every day to have sex with me on the big bed!"

The light on Marina's body had long since dissipated, but Lance kept stroking her little head and fell into wonderful thoughts about the future.

"Bad uncle, you smell like a woman."

Marina still didn't understand what happened, so she gently sniffed the scent of Lance and said.

"No, no way? We are innocent!"

Lance quickly stood up and emphasized, but his hands involuntarily pressed on his lower back.

"Then your clothes are torn!"

Marina pointed at Lance's chest and said innocently.

"That was torn apart when I was fighting with her!"

"Then the scars on your neck look like they were scratched by a woman!"

"I said fight, fight! If you don't get hurt in a fight, is that called a fight?"

"Well, let me ask my mother what it means when a man and a woman fight. If my mother says the same thing as you, I will believe you!"

Marina turned around and wanted to run, but Lance grabbed her shoulder.

It was a normal thing, but if she messed it up like this, something big would happen.

When Liszt came to him with a knife, he couldn't even speak clearly.

After all, she is his brother's real girlfriend. Although she is also his ex-girlfriend, the necessary distance must still be maintained.

It was just that Catherine was angry and had a hand-to-hand fight with herself in a deserted place.

Yes, real physical combat.

You can understand the specific scene as wrestling.

Although Catherine did not bully him and suppressed her strength to the gold level.

But even in the same realm, it is still a giant dragon!Lance's waist was almost broken by Catherine.

"It's okay not to tell my mother about this, but you have to tell me a story!"

"Bad uncle, you don't want your sisters to know about this, right?"