I don't have a system but I have a hammer

Afro smiled awkwardly...

"Okay, seeing that you are in good condition, then I won't say anything more, I will come to see you next time..."

"it is good…"

Responding casually, I started to make the bed...

But the process was unexpectedly difficult...

On the one hand, the bed is not fixed, but a very simple folding camp bed, which caused me to work hard to support the bed while making the bed, otherwise I would watch the camp bed fall on me because of the shaking of the birdcage. In front of the performance of Qiu Mingshan Drift...

Similarly, even if it is tidied up, the camp bed will still run away by itself as long as it encounters a slight shake, which is even more exaggerated than a little girl who knows that the partner has gonorrhea...

On the other hand, it is really difficult to balance in a shaking birdcage with one hand and one foot, and there is nothing to grasp on the bare walls...

So even for the simplest movement, I can only kneel on the ground the whole time, and move forward with difficulty by crawling...

Fortunately, my ability to adapt to the environment and solve problems has always been good, so in just a few minutes, I thought of a solution...

Since the camp bed likes to jump left and right, it is better to tie the corner of the bed to the faucet. Although I lost a pair of cotton trousers, I will not run around...

The problem of mobility is not difficult to solve, as long as the clothes rack is buckled on the iron rod of the window, it can be turned into a simple handle ring, so that not only can you walk upright, but you will not fall down again...

Of course, although the drying rack is very useful, it is still necessary to use one foot to adapt to the shaking feeling, because I don't know how long I will stay here...

It can be as short as a few months, or as long as a few years, no one can say for sure...

So during this period of time, I not only need to adapt to the shaking, but also to ensure that I will not forget the sense of land. In other words, I am afraid of getting land sickness...

The so-called land-sickness refers to a disease that makes you dizzy and difficult to move when you step on land...

The lightest ones can be recovered in a few seconds, and the most serious ones even require hospitalization for more than a month before they can go to the ground normally...

The degree of severity is determined by the time you leave the ground...

For example, if a person who has been lying on a hospital bed for a long time or sitting on a chair with his feet off the ground all day suddenly walks off the ground, he will experience short-term dizziness or maladjustment, which is the mildest land-sickness syndrome. Already...

Of course, this varies from person to person...

The only difference is being a sailor or an astronaut, because both professions will be away from the ground for a long time...

Especially for the former, the prevalence rate is extremely high. They are fine for a few months, but once they have not been in the field for more than a year, 80.00% of them will suffer from landsickness...

This is because when a person is on a boat, they will keep shaking due to the waves, so that the body is used to this shaking feeling, so as soon as the ground hits the ground, the cerebellum will suddenly not adapt, resulting in a dizzy reaction...

Of course, as long as it is not too serious, it can return to normal within a few hours or a few days...

And my current situation is basically similar to that of a sailor. The chance of suffering from landsickness is definitely not small. Even if I escape by then, it will be difficult to run too far...

And I believe that the old professor also knows this, otherwise he wouldn't hang the birdcage in the sky on purpose...

In addition to the above, I also need to pay attention to thermal and physical issues...

Because winter is coming soon, there are only two sets of cotton coats, and only one and a half pairs of cotton trousers left. There are no underwear, socks, and cotton slippers. Once you wash your clothes, you can only curl up in the bed and wait for the clothes to dry...

But the problem is, the quilt is really like a cotton coat, it is so thin that it makes people feel sad. If you really want to keep out the cold, you can only sleep in a cotton coat wrapped in a quilt, so I decided...

No more laundry!

why?

Because I can’t lie in the bed, I can vividly remember the experience of the homeless. I thought it was too cold in winter, and I hid in the bed every day and refused to go out to find food. When I couldn’t take it anymore, I thought about going to the garbage dump. turn inside out...

The end result is that after the winter is over, the muscles of my body have to relax...

It's the same now, if I keep hiding under the blanket and can't come out, then even if I escape, I won't be able to run too far, let alone physical problems...

The reason why the old professor designed this way is to let me stay in the bed, stay in the warm comfort zone, let my muscles relax slowly, let my will gradually sink, and finally become the little one who dare not jump out of the pot frog…

But he underestimated me...

For me, there is no bullshit comfort zone, no concept of cold or not cold, and no cowardice of shrinking under the covers to escape pain...

The only thing I have is the tenacious belief that I will fight to the end without compromise, even with one hand and one foot!

That's right, the first step to becoming a strong person is to leave the warm bed and embrace this cold and cruel world!

With this in mind, I put all the two cotton coats on my body, put on the remaining cotton trousers, and started to make the next training plan...

First, quit smoking!

It is not good for escape, not good for my body, and it will waste my time and kill my will!

How can a strong man be addicted to something?

Second, one-arm pull-ups and impact training!

The former trains muscle strength, and the latter increases the bonding force between soft tissue and bone, which is used to help repair one's inertial dislocation problem, as well as arm endurance...

I used to rely too much on external objects, but now that I think about it, only my own strength can make external objects icing on the cake, otherwise I can only stay in the corner and wait for others to come to help me...

So what's the difference between begging and begging?

Third, finger strength and grip strength training!

This is one of the abilities that all climbing masters must master. If you want to escape with one hand and one leg, you must have superhuman finger and grip strength!

Fourth, stand on one hand and stand on one leg!

The purpose of this training is to master the ability to stabilize yourself at any angle...

Many people think that balance is simply walking...

actually not…

In addition to helping a person walk normally, balance can also enhance a person's dynamic vision, body coordination, and the speed of the brain's recovery from vertigo...

For example, I crashed a car with you at the same time, and everyone was dizzy from the collision. If you look at it, it will explode. Then my recovery speed will be faster than yours, or my ability to endure dizziness will be stronger than yours. a little…

This is because the cerebellum has been able to adapt to most of the unbalanced feelings after long-term balance training, and the ability to resist dizziness will naturally increase accordingly...

Fifth, jumping ability and running ability!

It is true that the single-leg jumping training is difficult to complete in a birdcage that is only ten square meters and can hit the head with a random jump, and the running training is even more whimsical, but I have a lot of time now...

Time is the only thing I can have now!

It is also my most precious thing right now!

Maybe for a long time in the future, I will not be able to destroy the Stranger Gang, nor will I be able to save mankind, let alone fulfill my ideals, but since I still have time now, I can't waste it!

Even if the training conditions are very simple, I must complete it!

The method is thought up by humans, who said that running in a birdcage is not allowed?who said a leg...

Can't run?