I don't have a system but I have a hammer

This situation can be said to be... unsightly!

I saw the uncovered target person being tightly surrounded by her boyfriend's arms, and the distance between them can be said to be...intimate?

I... I'm blushing!

Damn!

This... how do you do this!

But when I thought that the effective time of the medicine was about to pass, I could only bite the bullet that had been cracked on the spot and started to act!

Snapped!

First I slapped myself, then gritted my teeth, I endured the hotness in the corner of my eyes, and stepped into the tent...

Three men... one bed... bah... one play!

Then, I slowly lifted the arms of the target person, and then forcefully separated the two. I don't know if it's because of the angle, but they are still...closely connected!

I am speechless... Do you know about benzodiazepines? Not only will they not enhance personal abilities, but in the case of excessive doses, they will cause certain aspects of ability impairment!

What kind of tiger and wolf is his boyfriend? This is the first time I have seen such an anti-pharmacological physique!

Then my eyes slowly focused on the scattered medicine bottles. Although it was in English, I knew what it was just by looking at the picture above... Sildenafil!

For those who don’t know what this is, it can be understood as the spinach eaten by Popeye!

Heck!

And according to the situation at the scene, this guy seems to have eaten a lot...

My brain was agitated for a moment, and I immediately wanted to understand what was going on!

It should be the first time for them to come to this kind of place, so the two teenagers chasing the trend tried some new experiences!

But because of the initial symptoms of benzodiazepines, the boyfriend of the target person lost his ability for a short time, so he felt ashamed, so he started to swallow a large dose of sildenafil...

Then, when the boyfriend finally returned to normal, they...

But before this process lasted long, the mid-term symptoms of benzodiazepines appeared, so the two of them fell into a "D" shape...completely comatose!

But now, even if I know the whole process of the matter, I can't solve it...

It's impossible for me to use...

Yup!

I have feet!

I kicked my boyfriend in the front first!

Useless?

Kicked him in the stomach again...

Still useless?

Heck!

It has nothing to do with angles!

This is…

Solidified?

I resisted the idea of ​​taking out the fruit thorns, giving this guy a clean break, and left this disgusting mess in frustration...

The effect of benzoditanzhuo is good, but the dosage I took was only a little higher than the normal dosage...

That is, it doesn't matter if I just push them, or move them!

But if you pull it out with brute force, the huge pain reaction will immediately make the man wake up, not to mention that there will be more than an hour before the effect of the medicine is about to end, I dare not be tough, in case he really wakes up by then …

My fate... Forget it, I'll leave it to you guys!

It seems that we can only find other opportunities!

In order not to let the gay men notice the abnormality, I took out the insect repellent spray and sprayed them both, then got into my tent, and slowly closed my still burning eyes...

If I knew it earlier, I would have brought ether, stunned the two of you, and then I would directly split up with you, but it is useless to say anything now...

ah~

After watching this kind of thing... I don't know if I will have a nightmare tonight!

asshole!

...

Jingle Bell!

The alarm went off at six o'clock on time. Although I only slept for less than two hours, I knew there was still something to be done. Now was not the time to stay in bed, so I immediately packed up and walked out of the tent...

As for why I only slept for two hours... The picture is so beautiful that it caused my heart to surge. Does this reason pass the test?

asshole!

Maybe it was the difficulty of falling asleep last night that made me sleepy, or maybe it was the cold air that came suddenly today, or maybe I expressed my urge to urinate...

Anyway, right now, I'm a little shivering...

Hmm... It looks like this group of people haven't woken up yet.

I moved my body a bit, then did some simple warm-up exercises, and then smeared all the ingredients on the surface with formazini...

About 5 minutes later, I guessed that the medicinal properties of formacinil had completely neutralized the benzodiazepines, so I took out the mineral water and began to wash the food surfaces one by one...

"Oh man, what are you doing!"

I was shocked when I was cleaning the ingredients, and then I pretended to be nonchalant and followed the reputation...

It was the peacemaker who helped me out last night. He was looking at the ingredients behind me with a puzzled expression...

"Wash the food. Although there is a freezer, the freezer is out of power after one night. I am afraid that the food will be damaged, so I take it out and check it!"

But this didn't relieve the peacemaker's doubts, after all, even I was terrified to see the white powder on the food!

He... shouldn't doubt it?

"Uh, buddy, do you wash your food with...washing powder?"

With a calm face, I will throw the formazini bag in front of him, and then come up with the excuse I have prepared a long time ago.

"Formasini, have you heard of it? It's used to neutralize ethanol, and it also has the effect of repelling insects and preventing diseases. Didn't you drink a lot of wine yesterday? I was thinking about hangover for you..."

Although the effect of repelling insects and preventing diseases is my nonsense, but the neutralization of ethanol is real, and it can be found on the Internet...

Sure enough, after he read the instructions on the bag, the doubts on his face dissipated immediately, and he apologized to me slightly embarrassed.

"Ha, so that's the case, I'm sorry for misunderstood you!"

I waved my hand to indicate that the problem was not serious, so I ignored him, and continued to clean it wholeheartedly...

But after this little episode, the peacemaker's attitude towards me is obviously much better than before. Not only that, even the other people became warm to me after hearing that I was specially prepared to learn about alcohol and medicine .

This is a blessing in disguise...

After all, the target person has a good impression of me, which can also increase the probability of my success to a certain extent!

"He gave the back of his trust to the knife that stabbed him!"

Mmm... I love that line!

After breakfast, I organized everyone to play a team building game with police and prisoners. Near noon, the tourist boat at the camp finally docked slowly...

A new round of killing... is about to begin!