I don't have a system but I have a hammer

Chapter 52, title too lazy to think

"Listen to me, everyone, after all, this is survival on an isolated island. Isn't it just to exercise everyone's hands-on ability? Why don't you let this little brother demonstrate it first? If it doesn't work, then ask him to help..."

Everyone quieted down after hearing the words. It seems that the peacemaker's weight in the club is quite sufficient...

I gave him a slight nod to express my thanks, and then patted the supply box on the left.

"This gentleman is right. I will demonstrate it in a while, but in the end it is up to you, because I will not only set up my own tent, but also install a bonfire for you, so in a while, no I just need help..."

Seeing that there were still a few ignorant people in the crowd who wanted to interrupt, I quickly picked up the horn and continued to speak.

"By the way, if there is no bonfire, everyone's dinner may be postponed. We don't want lesbians to go hungry, so let's hurry up!"

As soon as the three words "lesbian" appeared, the men in the group seemed to have become knights who had just been honored. They immediately looked solemn and expressed their agreement.

I smiled slightly when I saw this, took out ten field bright lights, distributed them to everyone one by one, and signaled them to find a place to settle down, and then started to build tents in front of everyone...

Pitching a tent may seem difficult, but it's actually more...difficult than it looks!

But because the tents equipped in the camp are all simple and foolish ones, so it took only 5 minutes for me to set them up...

"Okay, I just demonstrated the construction process. If there is anything you don't understand, you can ask the group of lesbians. I think they have already learned it!"

There is one thing to say, women's verbal attacks are always extremely sharp, no... It should be said that their verbal swords can always be placed on the neck of a man's heart...

"That's right, haven't you guys watched the meeting yet?"

"Haha, even I've already seen it!"

"So, men are useless at all!"

"Brother, give me a set!"

In fact, these men are simply lazy, but after hearing the provocative words of the lesbians, the banner of dissatisfaction stood up in their hearts, and they vowed to blow the clarion call for a national counterattack!

"Who says we can't do it, give me a set!"

"Hmph, let's compare the speed, dare you?"

"Haha, don't cry for a while, and then ask us useless men for help!"

"Whoever loses will cook for a while!"

"... "

With a smile on my face, I handed out the tent materials in my hand, and then spent 10 minutes building four campfire stands, and then took out half of the frozen food in the supply box.

But the food I brought out is all carefully selected by me, and all of them are the favorite food of the target person. I hope he can feel my sincere and incomparable love for him...

Half an hour later, everyone had already set up the tent, I glanced over, and then smiled...

There is one thing to say, although the tent is crooked and unsightly, but fortunately, at least it can accommodate people, which is worthy of their efforts just now...

"Okay, everyone, listen to me, the ingredients are there, I have already cleaned them for you, I put the seasonings next to the campfire, if you like spicy food, take it yourself, last point, don't waste food !"

As soon as the words fell, everyone rushed forward immediately, and then grabbed all the ingredients around me, but I also understand that it is almost seven o'clock now, and I have been busy for so long, I guess everyone would be hungry...

"Let's cook first. I'll spray your tents with insect repellent spray. Even though it's autumn, there are still a lot of vicious insects and poisonous ants on the island. Spraying it will make you sleep well..."

Everyone's attention seemed to be on the barbecue, and they just responded casually without looking back at what I said, but this made the corners of my mouth twitch slightly!

Nobody notices me, which is better!

Then they picked up a special insect repellent spray and sprayed their tents one by one, except... the tent of the target person!

Sorry...you don't deserve it!

Then, I stayed away from the hustle and bustle of the crowd, sat alone by the stone, looked at the slowly flowing river, and took a bite of the cold steamed bun...

There is a hint of pathetic taste...

But at this time, I watched the gay man devouring it...

I couldn't help but sneer...

Eat it, eat it, eat it all...

I will carefully paint the appearance of you eating and drinking into a colorful and famous painting!

The name of this painting is...

"The Last Supper"

...

after an hour.

The slightly fishy wind by the river slowly blew over my bald head, and also touched the dancing light on the bonfire, which opened the prelude to the upcoming killing...

Hu~hu~hu~

Listening to the snoring in the surrounding tents, I sent a message to the team leader that everyone had rested, then put out all the bonfires, and then turned off the strong lights hanging on the tents...

Well...someone will ask, why do I have to turn off all the light sources, is it easier to do things with light, right? In fact, I am to guard against the team leader in the camp!

Let's talk about the reason. Remember when I said that the leader is a scheming guy?

Originally, he was in charge of the Survival Island project, but now it is pushed to me. Can he rest assured?

If something goes wrong, who does the boss turn to?

Not only that, the distance between the land and the small island is not very far at all, and you can clearly see the situation on the shore with an optical telescope, so if he is worried about my ability, will he use the telescope in the distance? watch?

The answer is yes!

I didn't know about this, and even to prevent the night vision function of the telescope, I deliberately prepared a body bag with a black garbage bag on the outside, so that even if he saw it, he would only think that I was picking up garbage!

Maybe I'm just thinking blindly, or even doing useless work, but I who worship conspiracy theories... dare not bet!

OK, let's move on.

I looked at the time, it was three o'clock in the morning, even if the team leader is still watching me, I have to do it... although I think he must have fallen asleep!

I left my tent and took a small look at the situation on the other side of the river... well, it was dark!

Then he took the body bag, ran to the gay man's tent, and slowly opened the zipper on the door...

wow~~

And the shocking scene that appeared in the next second... It made my eyes widen and my mouth wide open. Even my nostrils seemed to be slammed open with 108 sticks...

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