I don't have a system but I have a hammer

However, before I hung up the communication, the smile on the corner of my mouth froze on the spot, because...

The fighter plane turned off?

WTF?

"You idiot, don't you know that we can remotely control fighter jets? Alright, station master, you need to calm down, what's the deal with an idiot..."

Damn, forgot about this...

Listening to the Mongolian girl's words, I curled my lips, raised my legs, and waited for the bald brother's next attack...

"You bastard, I'm really pissed off. If I report your matter, your life will be over, do you know? Your family members will never be able to hold their heads up!"

Oh~ I'm so scared...

After a few tens of seconds...

"Hey~give me a reason... a reason why I won't send you to a court-martial..."

Hearing this tone, the bald brother seemed to have lost his anger, and I stopped being silent, and gave an explanation with an electronic cigarette in my mouth...

"The reason is very simple. Since the terminal is not on the junk satellite, it must be on the moon..."

There was silence on the other end of the headset, I smiled slightly and continued to add...

"You must know that the terminal must exist, and all satellites have a service life, and the number of our satellites corresponds to the number of all satellites in high orbits, which means that the terminal can only be on a waste satellite!"

"But it has just been proved that our previous deduction is wrong, and we can't say it is wrong. We can only say that because we focused on the satellite, we ignored the most important point, that is... isn't the moon also a satellite? ?”

"Although it is not an artificial satellite, it is the closest to the earth and has no life limit at all. Isn't this the best place to store the terminal?"

"In fact, this is exactly the cleverness of the enemy, let us waste time around the satellite, before and now..."

However, before I could finish my sentence, I was ruthlessly interrupted by the bald brother...

"Okay, even if you're right, then you can't be arrogant. Do you know how long it will take to get to the moon? Do you have enough energy? If there is no rover, how will you find the terminal on the moon?"

I smiled as if I didn't care, and while stroking Mr. Hammer, I answered his questions...

"The Apollo moon landing took 75 hours and that's because of the rocket propulsion, and I would have needed at least ten days without the rocket propulsion, but I have backup power on my fighter plane, plus the burden reduction situation Down…"

Well, I was interrupted again...

"Reduce the burden on?"

I casually said something...

"Ang, I threw away the living cabin..."

As soon as the voice fell, the communicator fell into silence, and then there was a storm of speech bombardment...

"Fuck?"

"You stinky boy!"

"I really have to be mad to be happy, right?"

"Do you know how much that living cabin is worth?"

"Damn it, you'd better not come back to me!"

"Otherwise, I'm really afraid that I will kick you to death!"

Then, another fun meal of consolation...

"Station Master, don't be angry, No. [-] is so hot all of a sudden, let's talk about it when he comes back..."

"Yes yes yes, I will scold him with you, punish him not to smoke, punish him to wash the toilet, punish him not to eat!"

When I heard the Mongolian woman "washing the toilet", I laughed out loud. After all, the toilets on the space station have self-cleaning functions, so where do they need to be washed...

I can't die, my laughter was actually heard by the bald man through the headset...

"Damn it, this kid still dares to laugh?"

"How do you have the face to smile?"

"Don't stop any of you. When this brat comes back, see if I don't kick him to death..."

With a slight sigh, I helplessly raised the communicator, interrupting his slightly contrived scolding...

"Well, actually, the first time I flew a fighter plane, I discovered the roaming function on it. Although the speed is not fast, it saves energy consumption. In addition to subtracting the weight and backup energy, I can reach the moon in up to twelve days..."

"As for the lunar exploration vehicle you mentioned, in fact, as long as I reach the sky above the moon, it will be fine, because the roaming function consumes solar energy. After a day or two, if I fly around the moon, can't I find the terminal?"

"It's also very easy to come back. I can come back in about 20 days by using the roaming function. I already have a circulating water system in the cockpit, plus three boxes of food. As long as the distribution is reasonable, it will be no problem to last forty days..."

"But the problem is that I can't wait. As long as the control chip exists, the crisis of mankind will exist forever. You have been in space for so long, and you should know everything that happened on the earth..."

"Human beings have experienced too many hardships in the past few years, and they can no longer stand the toss, and the location of the culprit is in my mind. As long as the control chip is solved, China's plan to exterminate the head can be launched. I have no choice... "

"Besides, do you still remember, station master? What did you tell me? You said... the safety of human beings always comes first, please keep this in mind!"

After finishing speaking, I pretended to be lost and not understood, and sighed heavily...

But my heart was full of laughter...

than acting?Who is not a potential stock for gold takers?

Interestingly, maybe I was really moved by what I said, the other end of the communicator was silent for a long time, no one spoke, as if my words touched their souls...

After a while, the bald brother's voice sounded again, but it was different from the violent one before, and it was more of an understanding comfort...

"Hey, then you have to discuss it with us, you know, we are a team!"

When I heard this, I stopped talking...

After all, I am used to it alone, and I have long forgotten what a team is, so it is easy to ignore the feelings of other teammates, but I... will not change!

"Okay, station master, even if I'm wrong, can you cancel the remote control of the fighter plane now?"

The three discussed with each other for a while...

"A little bit~"

Finally, the bald man spoke...

There is a bit of seriousness in the tone, a bit of solemnity!

"No. [-], mission requirements, land on the moon, and destroy the virus terminal at all costs!"

A cold light flashed in my eyes...

"Roger that!"