I don't have a system but I have a hammer

"Okay, let's end the meeting!"

After I hung up the video, I lay on the bed with a tired face, swallowing clouds, glanced at the dark and deep outside the window, and the corner of my mouth curled up involuntarily...

See... this is us humans!

So... are you afraid?

...

Tun Tun Tun ~ every other!

A word to everyone...

"The moon is not as beautiful as the world imagines..."

——Nan Xizi (Ace Ultraman human body)

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Three days later, somewhere in high space orbit...

"What? There are only four junk satellites in total?"

Hearing the news from the bald brother, I was still very surprised when I said...

Because this means that I will be able to complete the task soon, and it also means that I will be able to go back to Earth to dry chicken heads immediately!

Brother Hammer is already hungry and thirsty, okay?

"That's right, this is the data from the official website of the International Space Agency. It's highly reliable. Why? You seem disappointed?"

How could it be, it's too late for me to be happy...

"Haha, that's not true, I just feel that things are going so smoothly, and I'm not used to it..."

That's right, while I was happy, I was still a little apprehensive. After all, accidents often happened to me. If it wasn't for my habitual precautions, I wouldn't know how many times I would have died...

"Actually, it's not going well at all. If you can't think of something about the waste satellite, we're afraid we'll have to argue for a long time before we can find a solution..."

Listening to the bald-headed brother's comforting words of praise, I was also slightly relieved, with a smile on my face, I took the electronic cigarette and began to puff it up...

But then, I frowned again...

"By the way, what should I do next? My fighter plane is not equipped with weapons, so how can I carry out the mission?"

The bald brother's answer in the next second not only made me breathe a sigh of relief, but also stretched my brows...

"Well, I'm here to tell you about this. We have already applied for a missile license from the higher authorities. Tomorrow, four long-range missiles will be launched from the space station, and four junk satellites will be destroyed in two days..."

My eyes lit up, and I hurriedly asked...

"No one else knows about this, right? Does that mean I can come back now?"

The bald man smiled...

"Don't worry, the secrecy work is completely fine..."

But he added...

"But you can't come back now... because after the missile destroys the junk satellite, we still need you to stay there for a while, and you can come back when all the abnormal signals disappear. Don't worry, it will only take three days..."

I curled my lips slightly, and I replied in a neutral tone...

"OK, three days, I can afford to wait..."

After hanging up the communication, I stroked Brother Hammer, and the coldness in my eyes flashed...

Chicken head, let you live for three more days!

Three days passed in the blink of an eye...

And while I was eating canned food, I also really saw the power of four long-range missiles...

The thick missile with a long tail flame is like the columnar structure of a giant titan. With the bravery of piercing all darkness and breaking all black holes, it passed through the deep universe and blasted straight on the waste satellite!

And those waste satellites with two thin wings, how could they withstand such a turbulent impact, they collapsed in just an instant, spewing out a large amount of explosive flames, as if lighting up the entire dark space...

Although I couldn't hear the sound of the explosion, I couldn't help showing a shocked look in my eyes when I saw the four junk satellites shattered into slag through the observation mirror...

After a long time, I couldn't help but sigh slightly...

No wonder missiles are shaped like this...

Bionics is really powerful!

Looking back, I put on the helmet of the space suit, quickly activated the self-test function, and connected to the bald man at the same time...

"The target has been confirmed to be destroyed, requesting mission permission..."

a few seconds later...

"Mission permission, pay attention to safety!"

Listening to the movement in the headset, I hurriedly replied...

"Roger that!"

After confirming that the self-inspection was completed, I decisively opened the cockpit, connected the safety rope, and wobbled upwards...

After reaching the longest distance of the safety rope, I took a deep breath, and with a little excitement on my face, I activated the detection function of the signal sensor...

drop drop drop

But what made me frown wildly was that the abnormal signals still existed, and the number was still the same as before, and several red signals flashed on the electronic screen, just like the sneer of a chicken head, slapping my face continuously...

Oh shit!

"Number Seven, what's the situation?"

Ignoring the voice in the headset, I pressed the button for synchronous transmission, staring blankly at the red signal on the electronic screen, the anger in my eyes began to gather...

"Asshole, why is this happening? No. [-], why is there no response to the abnormal signal?"

The long-lost surging tide... started gushing from the chest!

"There must be something wrong with this!"

That extreme anger rushed straight into my brain, and even made my body start to tremble involuntarily...

"Forget it, you come back first..."

At this moment, the whole body began to lose control, as if being thrown into a boiling hot oil pan...

"No. [-]? No. [-]? Is there a problem with the communication? Don't be too sad. We can't handle this matter now. We can only report the situation first and wait for the leader to notify..."

I know that what makes my blood boil at this moment is the thing that is almost forgotten by me...

That's... three thousand eight hundred zhang rage!

"Hello? Seven? Hello?"

With a fierce and fierce look in my eyes, I quickly entered the living cabin without any nonsense, and threw three boxes of food into the cockpit...

Then return again, decisively unlock the fixed lock of the living cabin, return to the cockpit again, close the hatch at the same time, twist the operating lever, and push it to the bottom...

Accompanied by the instant feeling of pushing back, and the living cabin completely out of control and gradually drifting away, I angrily controlled the fighter plane, like a hungry wolf eager to eat human flesh, and flew straight to the depths of the universe...

"Hello? No. [-]? Why did your fighter plane start? Where are you going? Your route is wrong. Go back. This is an order, No. [-]?"

Looking at the deep darkness far away, and the white biscuits isolated in the darkness, a cruel arc appeared at the corner of my mouth...

Chicken head, do you think you can fool me?

"Come back! No. [-], damn it, you will be court-martialed if you don't obey the command, the route is wrong, come back to me quickly!"

Ignoring the roar in the headset, I slowly picked up the communicator with a look of disdain, and whispered...

"The route is correct, my goal is... the moon!"