Young General Shenbing: Immortal Cultivation System, are you kidding me?

hey-hey……

Hearing that Nangong Wentian wanted to play roast suckling pig with him, Ximen Xiao showed his true colors, with a playful smile, and gestured OK.

call……

Nangong Wentian heaved a sigh of relief, the reputation of the secret channel was finally saved, and then carefully loosened Ximen Xiao's sausage mouth.

This loose, the next second the intestines are regretful.

"Hey hey, I knew you wouldn't be so unfeeling Wentian, we share weal and woe, good friends forever."

While Ximen Xiao was talking, he was touching Nangong Wentian at close range. This passionate scene was really hard to look at directly.

"Everyone, save me!" Nangong Wentian resisted very much, begging helplessly.

What made him desperate was that everyone pretended not to see it, and stayed away from the place of right and wrong intentionally or unintentionally.

Nangong asked Ya: "Mom, why are you covering my eyes, I can't see the way, I will fall down."

Head of State Yuyan: "Qing Ya, mom doesn't want to do this either, but for the sake of your clear little eyes, there is no other way."

Nangong Wenya: "Oh, I don't quite understand, anyway, if I fall down, you will be responsible, Mom."

Head of State Yuyan: "Pfft, of course I will be responsible."

Hee hee hee...Then Wen Ya is going to play a dark game, brother Qingchen, where are you?

"..."

……

"Don't go!"

Looking at the people who were drifting away, Nangong Wentian cried out in despair.

"Tsk tsk tsk, young people nowadays really know how to play."

Seeing a dark-skinned fat man "fucking" with a fair-skinned little man, the two guards of the altar were filled with emotion.

Then he cleared his throat and issued an expulsion order solemnly.

"Ahem, ahem, you two boys want to play somewhere else. No profanity is allowed in the sacrificial place."

"Okay, Wentian, let's change places!" Ximen's filial piety was still unfinished.

Nangong Wentian collapsed on the spot.

Do not……

Heaven, earth, what crime have I committed to treat me like this!

……

Afternoon dusk.

The tribe was silent and peaceful, but it didn't take long for it to be broken.

la la la la la...

A man was humming a ditty and swaggering into the tribe with a monster that looked like a tiger.

This person has a mustache, wears a purple cylinder cap, a short blue cape, a green vest, purple pants, and blue boots.

He is none other than the Beast Taming General!

The tiger-like magical beast it carries is called the saber-toothed tiger.

Unlike a tiger, it has a pair of sharp fangs exposed, about ten centimeters long, much more powerful than a tiger.

And their destination is the sacrificial altar.

After arriving at the altar.

Goo...boom...

Looking at the various delicacies on the table, the Beast Taming General and the Saber-toothed Tiger swallowed wildly.

However, when I saw a roast suckling pig that was too fat to be fatter, and a roast suckling pig that was obviously much thinner, I was a little confused.

"It's weird, why there is an extra roast suckling pig today, and I always feel weird."

The Beast Taming General was confused and couldn't figure it out.

Ugh……

The saber-toothed tiger didn't take it seriously, and spoke human words.

"Why does the master care so much? Isn't it good for each of the two roast suckling pigs?"

Also!

After the saber-toothed tiger said this, the beast taming general dispelled the doubts in his heart, curled his mustache with his index finger, and smiled contemptuously.

"These natives are quite sensible. Knowing that one roast suckling pig is not enough for us, we prepared two."

"Then I'm not going to be polite, let's start with the fruit."

After finishing the words, the Beast Taming General picked up two apples, kept one for himself, and threw the other to the saber-toothed tiger.

Ahhh!

The saber-toothed tiger swallowed it in one gulp, lacking interest and complaining.

"Alas, it's a pity to discard the tasteless food. Apples don't taste good at all. I want meat!"

The Beast Taming General said angrily: "Come on, I haven't moved yet, wait until I finish eating this apple."

After finishing speaking, the Beast Taming General put the apple in his hand into his mouth, and started to chew it.

Just as the nibbling was in full swing, a faint voice resounded without warning.

"Is it... Taming... Beast... General... Army...?"

"Yes!" The Beast Taming General replied subconsciously, and the next second he sensed something was wrong, he looked around as if he was facing a big enemy.

"Wait, where did this voice come from, why is it so strange."

Ow! ! !

The saber-toothed tiger also had the same idea, bared its teeth, and made a loud noise, as if it was demonstrating.

One second...two seconds...three seconds...

A full 30 seconds passed, and the surrounding area was always empty, not even a single person.

The Beast Taming General and the Saber-Toothed Tiger put down their guard and took the sound just now as an auditory hallucination.

But the good times didn't last long, and the faint voice sounded again, accompanied by an echo, which lingered for a long time.

"Also... I... order... come..."

I rely on!

The Beast Taming General couldn't hold back any longer and shouted loudly.

"Who the hell is pretending to be a ghost? Get out of here, General!"

Following the words of the beast taming general, the voice fell.

"Are you... looking for... us... us...?"

Accompanied by a faint sound, the two roast suckling pigs on the table suddenly sprang up.

"Ah, hell, the roast suckling pig is back to life."

This frightened the Beast Taming General and the saber-toothed tiger, and ran away with their heads in their arms.

Hahaha! ! !

Hahaha! ! !

"It's so fun!"

Seeing that the plan was successful, Hong Qingchen and the others no longer kept secrets, and walked out of an inconspicuous thatched hut, laughing heartily.

The two roast suckling pigs also revealed their true colors, which were played by Nangong Wentian and Ximen Xiao.

"Slightly slightly, among the generals and monsters we met, you two are the most timid."

Bei Mingxue bent over and held her belly, she couldn't help feeling emotional, feeling like she was about to die of laughter.

agree!

"One of you is a general, and the other has an appearance that is more powerful than a tiger, yet you are so timid."

"It looks like a strong outsider, but it looks like a bluff on the outside, but it is actually a paper tiger, and it will shatter when you poke it!"

The same is true for Dongfang Tiexin, he suppressed his smile and nodded his approval.

hateful!

"How dare you dare to tease this general."

After realizing it later, he realized that the Beast Taming General he had been fooled had his teeth creaking and his expression was gloomy and terrifying.

Ow! ! !

"You're looking for death!" the saber-toothed tiger roared, taking a fighting stance.

"Oh, really?" Hong Qingchen dismissed it, patted Xiaobai and Xiaoqing on the shoulders, and signaled the two little guys to come on.

It's a pity that the two little guys have learned the skills, and they can't do business at a loss, but they just can't afford to pretend to be asleep.

No way, instead of wasting time negotiating terms with the two little guys, Hong Qingchen had no choice but to take action himself and quickly ended the battle.

"Cowardly general, little tiger, take my sword!"

Hong Qingchen circulated his spirit energy and condensed a giant spirit sword, which shocked everyone present.

Then he struck forward with his hand, and the Spirit Sword charged towards the Beast Taming General and the Saber-toothed Tiger with lightning speed.

"not good!"

The Beast Taming General and the Saber-toothed Tiger stared at each other, and fled separately, trying to avoid it.

Because they can clearly feel that if they are hard-wired, they will report to Hades.