Young General Shenbing: Immortal Cultivation System, are you kidding me?
Chapter 244 The Shameful Ximen Xiao, Asha's Good Idea
Suddenly, a dark-skinned, fat man whom he had never seen before sprang out.
The two guards of the sacrificial altar were full of vigilance, pointing their stone spears at the uninvited guests.
The smell of gunpowder is full! ! !
"Don't, don't, don't, a gentleman speaks but doesn't move, speak well when you have something to say."
Ximen Xiao, who was beaten back to reality, raised his hands and surrendered in embarrassment, his movements were very standard, and he was extremely depressed.
Why is it completely different from what you expected?
Shouldn't it be laying out the red carpet, throwing flowers, and welcoming people along the way?
Now it seems that I am daydreaming more.
"Little fat man, quickly answer us, who are you, otherwise you will never want to leave the tribe."
One of the guards of the sacrificial altar threatened impatiently.
"That's right, hurry up and recruit!"
The other person cooperated very well, making a fierce look, and the stone spear was raised over his shoulder, with the tendency of being thrown.
"I, I, I... Who am I..."
For a moment, Ximen Xiao panicked, his head went blank, and he didn't know what to say.
Fortunately, Head of State Yuyan and others arrived in time to stop the farce.
"Please raise your hands high, this kid didn't mean to offend you, I will apologize for him, I hope you two Haihan!"
Head of State Yuyan bowed her hands, showing the demeanor of the head of state in every word and deed.
"Well...I'll go, Führer?"
The two guards of the sacrificial altar were shocked when they recognized Head of State Yuyan, they couldn't believe their eyes.
"It's me!" Head Yuyan smiled and admitted generously.
Ok!
The two guards of the sacrificial altar believed it, and they were no longer as fierce as before, and those who respected them could no longer respect them.
"Führer, you are all right, it is really great, who are these people behind you?"
Head Yuyan turned around, looked at Hong Qingchen and the others, with a charming smile on his face, and spoke slowly.
"They are the envoys I invited to help us drive away the Xuantian Evil Emperor."
"Oh, that's it!" The two suddenly realized.
At this moment, Ximen Xiao, who cared about eating but not beating, was still thinking about the food on the sacrificial altar above the table, and said that he didn't want to be beaten.
"Hey hey, now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, can you let me go up and eat?"
"Don't worry, I'll only eat a hundred million dots of nanawei."
West! !Door! !filial piety! !
"It's just embarrassing for us. I won't save you next time. I'll let you fend for yourself." Dongfang Tiexinfen had a sinister face, his teeth itching with anger.
"Tie Xin is right, if we save you again, we will be puppies."
Bei Mingxue and other women were no exception, wishing to beat Ximen Xiao to death to relieve their anger.
Seeing this, Nangong Wentian and a group of gods and beasts knew that Ximen Xiao's "life is not long", and the days to come might be difficult, so they mourned in silence.
Ah Xiao, you are really a little expert at killing people, please ask for blessings.
amount……
Seeing that the topic was so misled, Head Yuyan couldn't laugh or cry, and at the same time felt embarrassed and angry because of Ximen Xiao's ignorance.
But now there are outsiders, so I can't say much, I can only hold it in my heart, and wait until the visit is completed.
You must let the two little guys, Xiaobai and Xiaoqing, teach this ignorant child a lesson to relieve their anger.
Thinking of this, Head Yuyan felt better, adjusted her mentality, and was about to speak to the two guards of the altar.
Hey……
I heard the two guards of the altar sighing, as if there was something bothering me.
Immediately, Yuyan put down the words he had already thought up in his mind, and asked in doubt.
"What's the matter with you? Why are you moaning?"
One of them replied: "Führer, although we didn't know you would be visiting our tribe."
"But since you've all come here, it stands to reason that you can eat the fresh food on the altar as you like, but..."
The other went on.
"Because of the General Beast Tamer, all the food above is our tribute prepared for the General Beast Tamer, of course we are forced to."
"If we dare to disobey or lack a piece of food, the beast taming general will order his monster, the saber-toothed tiger, to attack us."
"Until we are covered with bruises, the beast taming general will let us go and let us prepare food to please him."
"Then he just patted his ass and left, we couldn't tell what we were suffering."
hateful!
After hearing what the two said, Head Yuyan trembled with anger, gritted her silver teeth, and fought against injustice.
"Don't worry, you two, since this kind of thing happened to us, we will definitely eliminate harm for the people and teach this beast taming general a lesson."
"I agree." Dongfang Xiong clenched the sword in his hand, and was also extremely angry, burning with anger.
hey-hey……
At this moment, the eccentric Asha glanced at the roast suckling pig on the altar, and then took a deep look at Ximen Xiao, who had aroused everyone's anger.
The corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably, thinking of a good idea.
hiss……
Immediately, Ximen Xiao shuddered, feeling ominous, and looked at Asha in horror.
"Ah... Asha, don't think about me, I'm someone you can't get."
"It's just you?" Asha gave Ximen Xiao a supercilious look, letting him experience it for himself.
Then get everyone to gather around and say what's on their minds.
"Everyone, I have a good idea, or just let..."
... (one thousand words omitted here)
About 5 minutes later.
After hearing Asha's attention, everyone looked strange.
As expected of Asha, even if she is eccentric, there is no one who can even think of this.
"I don't agree, why should I pretend to be a roast suckling pig to scare the beast general!"
Only Ximen Xiao protested wildly, which was completely aimed at him.
"Protesting is invalid, just do as Asha says!"
Head of State Yuyan, Dongfang Xiong, and Hong Qingchen, who had a veto right, all vetoed with one voice.
Just kidding, if Ximen Xiao dared to be so skinny in front of him, he would have to bear the due consequences, which is not too light.
This wave is called self-eating!
"You are all in the same group, and you all bully me. Ask God, are you right?"
Ximen Xiao pinned his hopes on Nangong Wentian, hoping that he could support him.
As a result, he was dumbfounded in the next second.
"No, no, Ah Xiao, just accept your fate."
Nangong Wentian frantically shook his head and waved his hands, hastily disregarded his relationship with Ximen Xiao, and labeled him a scheming boy.
Good guy, dragging him into the water before he dies is really "righteous", and one day he will be repaid a hundredfold.
"Ask...God...you are so heartless?"
Ximen Xiao couldn't believe it, he was abandoned by his good friend, it was really unacceptable.
Wow……
Head of State Yuyan, Hong Qingchen and others looked at Ximen Xiao and Nangong Wentian strangely. This melon is explosive and worthy of admiration.
"I'll go, Ah Xiao, stop talking nonsense, I'll play the suckling pig head office with you."
Seeing that the situation was getting worse, Nangong Wentian quickly covered Ximen Xiao's sausage mouth.
I'm afraid that he won't be able to control his mouth again, and say something explosive and easily misunderstood.
The two guards of the sacrificial altar were full of vigilance, pointing their stone spears at the uninvited guests.
The smell of gunpowder is full! ! !
"Don't, don't, don't, a gentleman speaks but doesn't move, speak well when you have something to say."
Ximen Xiao, who was beaten back to reality, raised his hands and surrendered in embarrassment, his movements were very standard, and he was extremely depressed.
Why is it completely different from what you expected?
Shouldn't it be laying out the red carpet, throwing flowers, and welcoming people along the way?
Now it seems that I am daydreaming more.
"Little fat man, quickly answer us, who are you, otherwise you will never want to leave the tribe."
One of the guards of the sacrificial altar threatened impatiently.
"That's right, hurry up and recruit!"
The other person cooperated very well, making a fierce look, and the stone spear was raised over his shoulder, with the tendency of being thrown.
"I, I, I... Who am I..."
For a moment, Ximen Xiao panicked, his head went blank, and he didn't know what to say.
Fortunately, Head of State Yuyan and others arrived in time to stop the farce.
"Please raise your hands high, this kid didn't mean to offend you, I will apologize for him, I hope you two Haihan!"
Head of State Yuyan bowed her hands, showing the demeanor of the head of state in every word and deed.
"Well...I'll go, Führer?"
The two guards of the sacrificial altar were shocked when they recognized Head of State Yuyan, they couldn't believe their eyes.
"It's me!" Head Yuyan smiled and admitted generously.
Ok!
The two guards of the sacrificial altar believed it, and they were no longer as fierce as before, and those who respected them could no longer respect them.
"Führer, you are all right, it is really great, who are these people behind you?"
Head Yuyan turned around, looked at Hong Qingchen and the others, with a charming smile on his face, and spoke slowly.
"They are the envoys I invited to help us drive away the Xuantian Evil Emperor."
"Oh, that's it!" The two suddenly realized.
At this moment, Ximen Xiao, who cared about eating but not beating, was still thinking about the food on the sacrificial altar above the table, and said that he didn't want to be beaten.
"Hey hey, now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, can you let me go up and eat?"
"Don't worry, I'll only eat a hundred million dots of nanawei."
West! !Door! !filial piety! !
"It's just embarrassing for us. I won't save you next time. I'll let you fend for yourself." Dongfang Tiexinfen had a sinister face, his teeth itching with anger.
"Tie Xin is right, if we save you again, we will be puppies."
Bei Mingxue and other women were no exception, wishing to beat Ximen Xiao to death to relieve their anger.
Seeing this, Nangong Wentian and a group of gods and beasts knew that Ximen Xiao's "life is not long", and the days to come might be difficult, so they mourned in silence.
Ah Xiao, you are really a little expert at killing people, please ask for blessings.
amount……
Seeing that the topic was so misled, Head Yuyan couldn't laugh or cry, and at the same time felt embarrassed and angry because of Ximen Xiao's ignorance.
But now there are outsiders, so I can't say much, I can only hold it in my heart, and wait until the visit is completed.
You must let the two little guys, Xiaobai and Xiaoqing, teach this ignorant child a lesson to relieve their anger.
Thinking of this, Head Yuyan felt better, adjusted her mentality, and was about to speak to the two guards of the altar.
Hey……
I heard the two guards of the altar sighing, as if there was something bothering me.
Immediately, Yuyan put down the words he had already thought up in his mind, and asked in doubt.
"What's the matter with you? Why are you moaning?"
One of them replied: "Führer, although we didn't know you would be visiting our tribe."
"But since you've all come here, it stands to reason that you can eat the fresh food on the altar as you like, but..."
The other went on.
"Because of the General Beast Tamer, all the food above is our tribute prepared for the General Beast Tamer, of course we are forced to."
"If we dare to disobey or lack a piece of food, the beast taming general will order his monster, the saber-toothed tiger, to attack us."
"Until we are covered with bruises, the beast taming general will let us go and let us prepare food to please him."
"Then he just patted his ass and left, we couldn't tell what we were suffering."
hateful!
After hearing what the two said, Head Yuyan trembled with anger, gritted her silver teeth, and fought against injustice.
"Don't worry, you two, since this kind of thing happened to us, we will definitely eliminate harm for the people and teach this beast taming general a lesson."
"I agree." Dongfang Xiong clenched the sword in his hand, and was also extremely angry, burning with anger.
hey-hey……
At this moment, the eccentric Asha glanced at the roast suckling pig on the altar, and then took a deep look at Ximen Xiao, who had aroused everyone's anger.
The corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably, thinking of a good idea.
hiss……
Immediately, Ximen Xiao shuddered, feeling ominous, and looked at Asha in horror.
"Ah... Asha, don't think about me, I'm someone you can't get."
"It's just you?" Asha gave Ximen Xiao a supercilious look, letting him experience it for himself.
Then get everyone to gather around and say what's on their minds.
"Everyone, I have a good idea, or just let..."
... (one thousand words omitted here)
About 5 minutes later.
After hearing Asha's attention, everyone looked strange.
As expected of Asha, even if she is eccentric, there is no one who can even think of this.
"I don't agree, why should I pretend to be a roast suckling pig to scare the beast general!"
Only Ximen Xiao protested wildly, which was completely aimed at him.
"Protesting is invalid, just do as Asha says!"
Head of State Yuyan, Dongfang Xiong, and Hong Qingchen, who had a veto right, all vetoed with one voice.
Just kidding, if Ximen Xiao dared to be so skinny in front of him, he would have to bear the due consequences, which is not too light.
This wave is called self-eating!
"You are all in the same group, and you all bully me. Ask God, are you right?"
Ximen Xiao pinned his hopes on Nangong Wentian, hoping that he could support him.
As a result, he was dumbfounded in the next second.
"No, no, Ah Xiao, just accept your fate."
Nangong Wentian frantically shook his head and waved his hands, hastily disregarded his relationship with Ximen Xiao, and labeled him a scheming boy.
Good guy, dragging him into the water before he dies is really "righteous", and one day he will be repaid a hundredfold.
"Ask...God...you are so heartless?"
Ximen Xiao couldn't believe it, he was abandoned by his good friend, it was really unacceptable.
Wow……
Head of State Yuyan, Hong Qingchen and others looked at Ximen Xiao and Nangong Wentian strangely. This melon is explosive and worthy of admiration.
"I'll go, Ah Xiao, stop talking nonsense, I'll play the suckling pig head office with you."
Seeing that the situation was getting worse, Nangong Wentian quickly covered Ximen Xiao's sausage mouth.
I'm afraid that he won't be able to control his mouth again, and say something explosive and easily misunderstood.
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