Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

After the dark red velvet curtain in the corner of the stage moved a few times, two cute little heads stuck out from underneath.

The boy with the younger sister's head excitedly looked at the crowd of people in the audience, and couldn't help but said to the awkward-looking hedgehog next to him: "There are so many people, all of them, are they all here to see us two?"

The hedgehog frowned and pouted, and said in a not-so-good tone, "Look, you're as excited as a kid. What's there to be happy about? The more people there are, the more embarrassing it will be."

Ignoring his words at all, my sister laughed so hard that she couldn't see her teeth, "Hehe, you are indeed Madara, everyone likes you so much."

The hedgehog stopped talking and his expression softened a little. He glanced at his sister and felt warm in his heart.

Does everyone like me?

Not necessarily, there are not many people in this world who like me, but...

The hedgehog pursed his lips and smiled faintly. Dancing is actually quite interesting, right?

Behind them, Kagura stood behind them with her hands on her hips like a kindergarten principal, "I said you two, are you ready?"

The younger sister gestured at her, and Kagura turned her gaze to the hedgehog's face.

Although the hedgehog was reluctant, he still nodded slightly.

I saw Kagura clasping a fist with one hand and showing a bright smile, "Yoshi, the countdown begins now, Nissan, Anika, get ready to go on stage!"

The sound on the stage was turned to the maximum, and with a burst of brisk music, several children suddenly ran out on the stage. The backup dancers were several little girls, and the lead dancers were two little boys, one wearing a light green Thousand Hands uniform. A little boy with a younger sister's head and a little boy with a spiky head wearing Uchiha uniform.

Hey, hey, we agreed that the God of Ninja and Shura from the Ninja World would do a cute dance. What happened to a group of little lolita and little shota?

"Are you fooling me?"

"That's right, don't tell me that they are the Ninja God and Ninja Shura!"

For a moment, the audience was in chaos, until an old man stood out from the buzz with a hoarse voice.

"It's Hashirama-sama and Madara-sama when they were young. Ah, ah, my youth has returned with them!"

The few retired Konoha ninjas in their seventies in the audience burst into tears when they saw the two little boys on the stage, frightening the people sitting next to them half to death. They were afraid that the old people at this age had heart problems and one of them would not survive. Be careful and it will snap over if you are stimulated.

Nani Nani, from boyhood?

The crowd suddenly became extremely quiet. Everyone looked at each other and then at the two little boys on the stage.

If you want to meet the current Ninja God and the Ninja Shura, you can still meet them. In their teenage years, they were very rare. They made a lot of money, right?

The speakers on the stage began to hear the conversation between the boy and the girl, and the crowd in the audience gradually changed from excitement to silence.

The boy wearing a microphone: Is anyone here?

Kagura backstage: They went out for something, what's bothering you?Kagura from Konoha Hokage's office is at your service~

Madara: As the former leader of the Uchiha clan, it is too much to be said to have no friends except Hashirama!How can I have more friends and become more popular?

Kagura: No problem, leave it all to me!

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Study the first lesson taught by cute girls carefully

Be sure to remember everything I say below

Quickly take out the note, I want to disclose the secret

Wait until you are fully familiar with me and then thank me fully

First of all, you must be polite when you meet others

Use a huge fireball as a welcome salute

(spot:???)

Say sorry after defeating the enemy

Then I would like to add that a mere piece of gravel is not even as good as me.

A cute girl must be able to act cute and have a cute ending.

Just like this - take it with you~ (Kushina’s friendly voice)

Don't use force to fight. It hurts too much.

Just pick them all up and ask, "Do you want to dance too?"

(spot:???)

Hook:

Let's be cute girls, cute girls, cute girls, cute girls

Just follow me and learn to be more outstanding

Cute girl, cute girl, cute girl, cute girl

I am the most special. This is not an illusion.

Cute girl, cute girl, cute girl, cute girl

I am the most special. This is not an illusion.

(Hashirama: It’s not an illusion, Madara is so cute!!!)

(Madara: I don’t know what to say, let’s give it a try.)

(Audience: What’s going on? Why am I blushing and my heart is beating?)

(Audience in the audience: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)

As cute girls, we will be extremely successful.

We are as cute as a painting

You who have learned everything are so authentic

The entire fountain square echoed with the lovely "Moemei Moemei". This girly voice, voiced by Kushina, stirred up all the nerves. I don't know who started the beat, but it just developed later and the whole audience was there. Beating the time and rhythm for the dancing boys and girls on the stage.

Kagura: Have you learned all these?Oh, where are you going? Don't run away!

Madara: Teacher, there is too much information. Let me find a place to digest it.

Kagura: Then let’s take a quiz. Can you describe what is the cutest thing about Hashirama around you?

Madara: Hmm...

Kagura: I don’t know, so don’t get distracted and listen carefully~

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Big eyes (cute) Sister head (cute)

Nothing can conceal his youthful vitality

The Senju Clan (...cute?) have a giant Buddha (...c-cute?)

With him in life, there is an extra color

In fact, the most important thing is for you to be yourself

Keep the truest side of you

Like mushroom mixed rice, drink and gamble

We are simply the epitome of cute girls

(Everyone: Are you sure???)

Madara: Well... we are boys, not cute girls.

Kagura: Are you sure?

Madara: Definitely and definitely.

Kagura: Oh my, she must be a cute girl to be so cute, believe me!

Madarabashirama: This person is probably not smart, so let’s run away quickly.

The two little girls ran away holding hands, leaving a group of little lolita looking at each other on the stage.

A group of little lolita: Hey, the dance is not over yet, don’t leave!

The shadow clones were released, and the figures of the little loli disappeared from the stage one by one.

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Have you ever seen a ninja god wink at you?

Have you ever seen a shura from the shinobi world compare his favor with you?

Have you ever seen Ninja Shura blushing in public and praising how cute the Ninja God is?

Have you ever seen the God of Ninja holding the hand of Ninja Shura and exiting?

Have you ever seen Shota Ninja God and Ninja Shura who were in their early teens?

No, no, no?

From now on, everyone present can be tougher. They can pat their chests and loudly say to everyone: "Hey, hey, I've seen them all!"

After the lovely shota cute girl danced, the whole audience was excited, and the audience burst into thunderous applause that lasted for a long time.

"Was the First Hokage so cute when he was a child?"

"It's like a hug!"

"Madara-sama has been so beautiful since childhood, ah ah ah my girlish heart~"

"God, what good thing did I just see? It's broken. I forgot to take a photo!" Annoyed.

"I...I feel like I can't go back. How can I face Hashirama-sama and Madara-sama when we meet on the street in the future?"

"Would he be happy if we teamed up to make friends with Madara-sama?"

"Are you stupid, hahahaha~"

Tsunade restored her shocked jaw to its original position. Next to her, Joruri, who was holding Kakashi, turned to stone on the spot.

"Um...I didn't know that my grandfather cut off my sister's head when she was a child..." It felt a bit inconsistent with the character.

Jing Liuli: "I suddenly want to know my father's hairstyle when he was a child..."

(Tobirama shouted: My hair style was normal when I was a child, they all called me Uchiha Tobirama!)

"Uh……"

"A person as arrogant as Madara can actually dance on stage. I have to say, Mom is very clever, but how will I face him in the future? I think he is a little cute..."

Tsunade smiled awkwardly and said like-minded: "Haha, me too."