Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

After several days of grain purchase, the big Akimichi tribesman who was very capable of intimidating others by just standing aside asked the Nara family unoptimistically: "After harvesting this batch, there should be no more merchants coming, right?" , after all, the real price is known to them.”

Nara Shikatsuki, who came to inspect, smiled, nodded slightly, and said, "Ah, these merchants who have sold before will definitely not come here again. As for their 'friends', it is not necessarily the case."

The people of the Akimichi family were puzzled, "What do you mean by this? They will definitely tell the truth about being deceived, right?"

Nara Shikasou, on the other hand, disagreed. He smiled and patted the other person's shoulder, and said in a cheerful tone: "Young man, you are still too young, or it could be that you are too bright in your heart and do not understand the darkness of human nature."

The two-foot-old monk from the Akidao family was scratching his head and holding the halberd in his hand. He didn't understand.

It is a common problem among human beings to not see others gain when they suffer a loss. When those businessmen's colleagues tentatively asked them whether the price of food purchased by Konoha was as high as the rumors, they gave an affirmative answer without thinking carefully.

Over there, a steady stream of new sellers embarked on their journey to Konoha to sell food. Over here, when the computers were turned off, the merchants were laughing so hard.

If everyone suffers the loss together, and only one of them suffers the loss, it is simply worse than death.

Moreover, even if everyone talks about this matter in the future, there is a high probability that they will bite the bullet and say that they sold it at the rumored price. It is enough for them to know about the shameless matter of being cheated in private. Who knows clearly? The face is not good-looking.

Kagura gave herself a week to prepare after starting to collect food in large quantities.

Seven days is enough time to spread the news and attract those who are free and curious to come to Konoha. The more people come, the better. As long as the flow of people is there, even if the senior officials don't come, you will not lose.

The more people know about the goodness of Konoha and the goodness of the Internet, the greater the chance that it will reach the ears of the village leaders. This is the most useful free advertisement. Purchasing food is only one aspect, this is the core.

Moreover, whenever you come, you have to spend money. This time, Konoha is simply losing money.

The day of the thank-you event came quickly. A stage was set up in the fountain square of the newly developed shopping street. The sound engineer, lighting engineer and host were in place. Those who liked cats played with cats, and those who liked dogs played with dogs.

What, too few dogs and cats?

Then just line up at the back.

On the stage, Orochimaru's shadow clones were dressed more delicately than flowers, and their figures were more enchanting than snakes.

There are ten shadow clones, some are mature women, some are hot girls, some are pure schoolgirls, some are irritable little lolita, and there are various professionals. As for what they are, the beholder has his own opinion.

Kimonos, swimsuits, cheongsams, sailor suits, and various professional suits...

The men in the audience were shouting in their hearts that they had had enough, while the women were discussing which dress looked better. There was a tailor shop on the street. After the event was over, they would go to have a custom made suit and wear it back to the village. They were so envious. Those new and old besties.

Backstage, Orochimaru looked at the clothes he bought from nowhere and fell into deep thought. He went to see Kagura and Jiraiya who were excited and asked them if this was really necessary.

Kagura and Jiraiya nodded in unison, saying in unison, "It's very necessary!"

Kagura and Jiraiya whispered, "When I was a child, I loved dressing up my dolls. But I only have one doll. If I had ten dolls, I would probably go crazy with joy."

Jiraiya took the clothes and marked them one by one on Orochimaru. Every piece was beautiful. He seemed to suddenly understand the happiness of girls and... understand the happiness of boys.

Orochimaru looked at the sky speechlessly. If he ran away now, would Jiraiya break up with him?

Yes, I will.

Kagura held the makeup box and sat next to Orochimaru. Opposite her was Orochimaru's shadow clone who was waiting in line to put on makeup.

Although Kagura has a very beautiful and cute smile, at this moment, this face looks particularly hateful to Orochimaru, even more hateful than the soup house proprietress who always poured hot water on him when he was a child.

"Don't have a gloomy face. Come on and smile. I'll make you look prettier, so others won't know who you are."

Orochimaru: Do you think I'm a fool?

After finishing Orochimaru's shadow clone, Kagura ran to the other side to see Hashirama and Madara. Bambi was much better than Orochimaru. Although he wanted to do a cute dance, Kagura finally became a human being and didn't let him go. He wears women's clothes.

Regarding this, Quan Nai was very disappointed, but she didn't dare to show it too obviously.

He held on to a corner of Kagura's clothes, and pitifully followed Kagura wherever she went.

"Kagura Kagura, are you sure you want them to wear that outfit?"

"determine."

"..."

"Quenna, you don't want to see me cut into pieces by Nissan, do you?"

"Uh……"

"Kagura Kagura, where did you find the clothes from 800 years ago?"

"Hey, I found someone to do it."

Quanna: ...

"Kagura Kagura, are you sure you don't want them to play in women's clothing?" Izuna still refused to give up.

Kagura's busy steps suddenly stopped. She turned around and looked at Izuna with an expectant look on her face, completely incomprehensible.

"What, what's wrong?" Quan Nai stuttered a little.

Kagura suddenly leaned over and stopped only [-] centimeters away from Quan Nai's face. She stared at his dark eyes in a funny way and poked him, "Quan Nai, it's actually you who wants to see Nissan wearing women's clothing, right? "

Izuna:! ! !

"Tsk, tsk, you actually have such a hobby~" You Uchiha are really playing a lot.

Just as Izuna was about to retort, she felt someone grabbed the collar at the back of her neck, and a figure pressed over her.

Then I heard Tobirama's slightly cold voice behind me, "Izuna, don't always follow my wife like a clingy kitten!"

Izuna glanced at him with great disgust. After rescuing himself from Tobirama's hands, he leaned towards Kagura without fear of death and replied, "It's none of your business."

Tobirama: Is it okay if I want to hit someone on a day like today?

Although Izuna may be disappointed by saying it, Madara is already reluctant to dance. If she is allowed to wear women's clothes again, by this time next year, the grass on Kagura's grave may be two meters high.

"You can't die anyway!" Quan Nai still refused to give up.

"Hmm..." Kagura thought about it seriously and said, "Although I can't die, I'm afraid of the earth exploding into the sky."

Quanna: ...

Sure enough, relying on others to see Nissan wearing women's clothing is unreliable. If Kagura is reliable, sows can climb trees.

On the stage, Orochimaru's shadow clone wearing heavy makeup was walking the beauty catwalk.

In the audience, Xiao Ai wiped his saliva and showed a puzzled expression.

Bi ate the last bite of dumplings and looked at him in confusion, "Is there something wrong, brother?"

Xiao Ai: "I always feel like I have seen this beauty somewhere."

Bi looked at the artist Shezi on the stage and asked, "Isn't she really the shemale called the ever-changing Beauty Snake?"

"Bi, don't call my little snake a slut!"

"But I think he looks like a demon..."

"She does look like a little snake, but I always feel that I have seen this face outside of Konoha. Where is it?" Xiao Ai was almost driven crazy by this question.

"Brother, look, she is wearing a swimsuit and sunglasses. These sunglasses are not as stylish as mine."

Xiao Ai is a dedicated and good boy. He hurriedly closed his eyes and shook his head like a rattle. "I don't care whether I look at it or not. I only have little Snake in my heart."

Orochimaru's swimsuit clone walked up to Xiao Ai in the front row and deliberately bent down to get close to his face.

When she saw his closed eyes, a teasing smile appeared on his lips. I have to say that this big dark man was really interesting.

But... I still don't feel that way.

The shadow clone twisted around the waist of the water snake and walked away. This graceful figure made all the young women in the audience feel ashamed.

"If I had her who was so good at twisting, I wouldn't have been rejected when I confessed my love, wuwuwu~"

Orochimaru, who was hiding in the background, looked at himself in the mirror and curled his lips and smiled. Is this what women are like? It's easy to learn. It's not difficult.

When he can occupy someone else's body another day, he will find a woman to try.

On a seat in the crowd, Tsunade was biting a popsicle and muttering to Joruri. She asked Joruri, "Do you think the guy named Snake on the stage looks a little like Orochimaru?"

Jing Liuli looked at her in confusion, "Why do you have such a strange idea? Although the name has a snake character in it, the one above is a woman. It should be a model that my mother hired from somewhere. How could it be? Brother Orochimaru."

Tsunade frowned, "I always think her smile is a bit sinister, just like Orochimaru..."

Kakashi kept stretching out his little hand to grab the popsicle that Tsunade held in his mouth. It looked pink and blue and must be delicious.

Sister, give me one bite, just one bite. Why do you pretend not to understand my intentions?

Oops, I’m starving this baby to death.

"Kakashi, the baby can't eat this. Mommy will buy you some milk later, okay? Be good~" Joruri grabbed Kakashi's little paws and held them in her arms, talking in a contemplative tone. He said.

Seeing the last bite of ice being ruthlessly eaten by Tsunade, Kakashi was so anxious that tears were about to come out. He flattened his mouth and was very unhappy. He was twisting around in Joruri's arms, trying to free his tucked up body. hands.

Tsunade was bored with the bamboo stick in her mouth, "We've finished watching the fashion show. The dance between Grandpa and Madara-sama should start, right?"

That's right, everyone is here for this grand finale. If we wait any longer, the day lilies will be cold.