Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

Jiraiya had long forgotten how he walked out of the Internet Tea House. He only knew that when he came to his senses, he was already standing outside Orochimaru's house.

He opened the entrance door and rushed in. Orochimaru, who heard the sound, came out of the bedroom quickly.

Jiraiya stared at him and murmured: "I knew I was right, it was really you!"

Orochimaru's smile was a little sinister. He didn't feel any embarrassment. He just faced Jiraiya's gaze openly. He was still wearing the pink neutral kimono. Only the upper part was exposed in the video because the color was The pink one naturally makes people forget that this is actually a men's kimono.

As if he was deliberately teasing Jiraiya, Orochimaru spun around in a circle and asked him with a smile, "Jiraiya, do you look good?"

She has fair skin, beautiful appearance and long legs, wearing a pink kimono and black long straight legs.

Beside his ears, the purple magatama earrings swayed gently with Orochimaru's movements.

With that charming smile, Jiraiya was stunned for a moment. He scratched the hedgehog's head, feeling a little embarrassed.

"That...that..."

"Isn't it beautiful, Jiraiya?"

"……beautiful……"

"Hmph~" Orochimaru snorted, and the smile faded from his lips. He took off the outer pink kimono in front of Jiraiya, revealing the chainmail underneath. In this way, Orochimaru returned to his former appearance.

Sure enough, it's not a gender issue, it's a human issue. If it weren't for him, it would be a completely different feeling.

This time, Orochimaru really understood.

"Jiraiya, you are really hopeless..."

Jiraiya was a little confused, "Hey, you pretended to be a woman to deceive that boy, but why did it become my fault? What's the point?"

"Luxury is the original sin!"

"Hey, you were assimilated by Sister Kagura? Oh, she is an old pervert herself."

Orochimaru:? ? ?

Kagura: Ah, yes, yes!

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Orochimaru's recent experiments have been so intensive that he is physically and mentally exhausted. However, with the Internet and computers, he has found a good way to vent his stress, which is to chat with various idiots. As long as he puts on women's clothes, he can see those idiots across the screen. They couldn't tell whether he was a boy or a girl, so they worshiped him as a goddess one by one.

When he wanted to hear jokes, those idiots went out of their way to tell him jokes. When he wanted to hear stories, they collected all the stories they had known since childhood and told them to him.

Through this method, my doubts may also be solved.

Orochimaru suddenly fell in love with this method of releasing stress, and he never tired of it again and again.

In order to show his aloofness, he gave himself a very personal online name - the ever-changing Beauty Snake.

Beauty + snake, just thinking about it is very interesting.

With this online name, he tried and failed, and no fish slipped through the net.

Recently, the person he was chatting with was a big guy with dark skin. This guy was either a fisherman or a farmer. If it hadn't been for exposure to wind and sun, he would never have become this dark.

Although this guy's skin looks dark, his mind is extremely pure and flawless. He was fooled by Orochimaru, which made Orochimaru very happy.

Who would have thought that when they were chatting happily today, Jiraiya's big face suddenly appeared on the screen, almost making him breathless.

It was obvious that the two of them had been chatting happily before this, and there was no need to waste brain cells chatting with a stupid guy. Orochimaru once acquiesced that he liked this kind of game, until Jiraiya appeared.

It wasn't until this moment that he realized that he had made a mistake in everything. It was not the case, and everything before was an illusion.

This made Orochimaru very angry and helpless. Now looking at Jiraiya's face, he really wanted to punch him a few times, but he knew that it would not help.

Two index fingers circled around his chest, and Jiraiya showed a lewd smile. He took a step towards Orochimaru and said as if to discuss: "Okay Orochimaru, how about you wear it for me again?" Look, I was so surprised just now that I forgot to take a second look, but now that I think about it, it’s pretty good-looking.”

Orochimaru frowned in disgust, Jiraiya hit the snake with a stick, and continued: "Please, please, after I read it, I will give you a guide and tell you how to be more like a woman. I promise you No matter how many young people you deceive, you won’t know how to cheat!”

Jiraiya said so confidently that Orochimaru almost rolled his eyes.

With his hands crossed in front of his chest, Orochimaru's rejection was obvious, "Maybe one day I will occupy the body of a woman and live as a woman. If that happens, I will become a woman. Do I still need your guidance?" "

Jiraiya burst out laughing, "Are you serious?"

Orochimaru nodded perfunctorily, "Really."

"If you had turned into a woman a few years ago, maybe I wouldn't like Tsunade and like you instead. Hahahaha, how could such a thing be possible in the world? Orochimaru, are you crazy with a fever?"

Jiraiya smiled and reached out to touch Orochimaru's forehead. Orochimaru stood still, letting the back of his hand press against his forehead, but his eyes became cold.

He stared at Jiraiya, with a dangerous aura in his yellow eyes, and said, "Jiraiya, this joke is not funny at all."

Jiraiya didn't notice Orochimaru's abnormality at all. He picked up the pink kimono that Orochimaru threw on the ground and said, "This color will only look good on someone with very white skin like you. If you have that kind of skin, Big dark guy, hahahaha, I can’t even imagine how funny it would be..."

"..."

"No wonder Sister Kagura wants you to perform in women's clothing at the thank you event. She couldn't have given you these clothes, right?"

"What kind of thank-you event, what kind of performance in women's clothing?" Orochimaru was confused.

Jiraiya was also surprised, "Don't you know?"

He shook his head, then shook his head, with a confused expression, looking like he was easy to bully.

Seeing this confused face, Jiraiya suddenly thought of Orochimaru when they drank for the first time as adults, one night when Tsunade had just returned to the village from her travels.

In order to celebrate coming of age and Tsunade's return to the village, they went to an izakaya, and Orochimaru was the first to get drunk because of his poor drinking ability.

Orochimaru looked like this when he was drunk, with a confused expression, ignorant, soft, and easy to bully.

At that time, he even pinched his face, hehe.

Sighing slightly, Jiraiya actually missed the drunk Orochimaru. At least, he had a soft temper at that time and was not as scary as usual.

"Sister Kagura said you would also perform some kind of matryoshka activity where you spit out snakes and spit out swords. I can't remember clearly. Do you really not know about this?"

Shaking his head, still shaking his head.

How can there be a performance that the parties involved don’t know about? Isn’t this a scam?

Jiraiya pulled Orochimaru and left. Orochimaru asked him where he was going in a hoarse voice. Jiraiya said seriously: "Go and get an explanation from you!"

Orochimaru followed Jiraiya obediently, the corners of his mouth slightly raised behind him.

Hokage home.

Kagura was lying on the low table in the living room, racking her brains to change the lyrics, when Jiraiya and Orochimaru suddenly appeared. One look at their menacing appearance and knew what they were for.

If it was just Orochimaru, he might have to explain it carefully, but Kagura knew that it was not a big problem, as long as he exchanged her hair, nails, oral epithelium, etc. with Orochimaru. According to Orochimaru's personality as a scientific madman, it was not impossible for him to dress as a woman.

Now that there is one more Jiraiya, it will be easier to handle. As long as Jiraiya is taken care of, even the hair, nails, and oral epithelium will be eliminated.

Jiraiya, who had turned into a trumpet spirit, circled around Kagura again and again, scolding Kagura too much.

"Although our Orochimaru is more beautiful than a woman, you can't really treat someone like a woman. You actually dare to let him wear women's clothes. Sister, you are going too far!"

Kagura was still lying on the table working hard, and casually responded to him, "Yes, yes, yes, everything you said is right."

Jiraiya was very dissatisfied with her perfunctory attitude, "Why don't you quickly get a small notebook and write it down so that you don't do it again next time!"

Kagura tilted her face at him and smiled charmingly at him, "Write it down...what, do you want to make a will, Jiraiya?"

"Will?" Oops, I don't know how to proceed.

Jiraiya was frustrated. He had long known that his eloquence was not good. Look, he was defeated without saying a few words.

Orochimaru was quite speechless as he watched. If he went to court and met a lawyer like Jiraiya, he would have to sit in jail as the defendant, right?