Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

After watching the merchants and staff downstairs complete the inspection, weighing, delivery, and payment, a series of steps later, when Tobirama went to see Madara again, he found that Madara's expression had become extremely complicated.

His teeth were clenching, and Madara was almost mad at these spineless businessmen.

"That's all fine. Are they weaklings who want to sell after being deceived?" He really couldn't understand these people.

Seeing Madara's defeat, Tobirama wanted to laugh but held it back. He just curled his lips slightly and said to him in a comforting way, "So an upright person like you can't become a businessman."

Madara heard the teasing in Tobirama's words, and his eyes suddenly became very ferocious. He glared at Tobirama and flattened his mouth in disbelief.

"How can I be an upright person? I am an evil Uchiha!"

"Uh..." Tobirama was speechless.

Madara, he was really angry.

When he thought that he really had to do a cute dance in public because of these weaklings, Madara felt rejection written from the inside out, from top to bottom.

How could he, Uchiha Madara, do such a thing?

"Um..." Tobirama leaned closer and whispered to him, "A gentleman's words are hard to follow. You promised Kagura yourself, but I didn't say anything at the time."

Madara turned his head suddenly and stared at him, his handsome face full of murderous intent.

His voice was cold and domineering.

"If you talk again, I'll kill you——"

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Seeing that this group of merchants have completed the food sales, each successful transaction will receive a thank you letter at the end. The content of this letter is the same, written by Kagura.

The general content was to thank them for traveling thousands of miles to transport food to Konoha, which was very hard, so a week later, there was a thank you performance organized to thank them at the fountain square in the center of the newly developed shopping street.

At that time, you can see the Ninja God and Ninja Shura dancing.

You can touch the softest and most elastic dog meat balls in the world.

I can also pet cats.

You can also see the famous scientist Dax Pill performing various possibilities of the human body. For example, if I put on women's clothes, I will become a beauty. For example, I will spit out a snake, and the snake will spit out me, and I will spit out a snake again, and the snake will spit out me again, and I will spit out again. Snake, the ultimate matryoshka-like performance of a snake spitting out a sword. (crossed out, pending)

At the same time, guests who go to the show can also get a book drawn by the Second Hokage's wife (the content is very exciting, not suitable for children) as a souvenir. Don't miss it when you pass by.

You can put everything else on. Who doesn’t want to see the God of Ninja dancing with the Ninja Shura? Who wouldn’t want to see it?

(Madara: Me!)

(Melon-eating people: I don’t count!)

The businessmen who originally wanted to leave returned to the hotel one after another, saying that they would stay for another week. They would never leave until they saw Madara and Hashirama dancing.

Compared to Madara and Hashirama's dance, the anger they had just suffered was nothing at all, and they were even no longer angry. No amount of money could buy this kind of experience that would never happen again in their lifetime.

They firmly believe this!

Several pairs of ninjas from the other four major countries came to Konoha with the merchants. Their purpose was to see if the rumors were true and to see what Konoha was doing.

After arriving here, my mind was completely disturbed by Konoha's new gadgets, and I felt very happy and unwilling to think about Shu.

They even began to understand why their Kages were so obsessed with Konoha. They were both Ninja Villages, and Konoha was simply a paradise, okay? It doesn't matter who you target!

Seeing that the return date has come, in order to block the appearance of the Ninja God and Ninja Shura, they also decided to risk disobeying Kage's order to stay and watch. The worst case scenario was that they would go back and write an examination.

The most steadfast in this idea are the third generation Raikage's son Xiao Ai and his younger brother Bi.

"Brother, is it really okay if you don't go back? Master Raikage has given us a limited time, hasn't he? When the time is up, we have to go back regardless of whether we find out anything." Xiao Ai, who was taller than the person he looked at, reminded him.

As soon as Xiao Ai left Yunlei Gorge, his whole body drifted away. Is Konoha so fun?

No wonder everyone from the first Raikage to his father, the Third Raikage, had a strong interest in Konoha, and now he finally found the reason.

It was impossible to go back. How could he go back obediently before he had enough fun?

Recently, he was having a heated relationship with a super beauty named Variety Beauty Snake in an online teahouse.

There is no Internet connection in Yunlei Gorge. How can he video chat with the young lady online after leaving Konoha?

"Um... I will be affected by your fate. I am doing this just to get more information, right? Father will understand."

Seeing Xiao Ai telling lies with his eyes open, honestly... He hadn't learned the insidious tricks of adults at this time, so he exposed him mercilessly.

"Brother, you clearly want to talk to that female seductress in the Internet teahouse."

"Hey, kid, don't talk nonsense!"

Bi was not afraid of death and said with a stubborn mouth, "I'm not talking nonsense. When you were laughing and joking with her, wasn't I eating dumplings behind you? Or did you buy them for me? Have you forgotten?"

Xiao Ai: ...

He squatted down, put on a terrifying expression on his face, and said in a voice so small that only the two of them could hear: "Bi, if you dare to talk nonsense after you go back, I will release the tailed beast from your body, and you will die." Oh~"

Bi: I was so scared┌(.Д.)┐

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Not to mention people like Xiao Ai who have never seen the world, even people born and raised in Konoha like the Internet, such as Jiraiya.

Jiraiya likes to look at beauties online. Many beauties upload their photos to the Internet. Jiraiya goes online when he has free time during this period, and likes them one by one. His words of praise are never the same, and he coaxes those ladies. 's heart is in full bloom.

"My sister's legs are not legs, they are spring water from the Nanhe River!"

"Sister is as beautiful as a flower. I played my beloved Tu Pipa~"

"Anyone who says Peach is good-looking must have never seen Sister X!"

"The moonlight is so beautiful tonight, but not as beautiful as you, little sister, my little heart..."

……

Jiraiya kept praising them in different ways. The more he praised the girls, the more photos he posted, and the more photos he posted, Jiraiya continued to praise them. It became a cycle.

"Little Jiraiya-chan, since you like me so much, I will take a swimsuit photo for you tomorrow~mua~"

Jiraiya was crazy with joy on the screen, dancing happily.

Behind him, a childish voice laughed indistinctly, "Brother, be careful if you flirt with so many young ladies at the same time, the boat will capsize."

Jiraiya turned around and saw a little boy wearing sunglasses, his mouth full of dumplings, and his cheeks bulging. The little boy looked about eight or nine years old. His skin was dark, and he could not be Konoha at first glance. people.

"Go, go, go, little kid, what do you know? I am called the rain and the dew. Brother, I am connected to the boat, and it is like walking on flat ground, how can the boat capsize?"

"Brother, your character is really bad. Unlike my eldest brother, who is very single-minded and only likes a guy who looks like a shemale."

Shemale...

Jiraiya looked at the child with difficulty. The little kid was young but knew a lot.

"Where is your elder brother?"

Just when Jiraiya asked, he heard a burst of obscene laughter coming from next door. The little boy pointed to the place where the obscene laughter originated and said, "My eldest brother is right there."

Jiraiya curiously stretched his head to look at the next door, which was only half a screen away, and saw a familiar face on the big screen.

"Ah -" Jiraiya screamed, crawling over on his hands and feet.

His sudden appearance almost scared Xiao Ai to death.

Jiraiya threw himself on the computer screen and looked at the "beauty" in the video. The beauty in the video looked at Jiraiya and was stunned for a while. After reacting, the video was cut off silently without any warning.

The screen returned to silence, but Xiao Ai was not happy anymore, holding the computer and looking left and right.

"Where is my little Snake? Where has my little Snake gone?"

Jiraiya was petrified on the spot, and had not yet recovered from the huge impact, allowing Xiao Ai to hold his shoulders and shake him randomly.

Jiraiya was shaken like a soft noodle by him, but the scene he just saw couldn't be driven out of his mind no matter what.

"You bastard, give me back my little snake, damn it!"