Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

Raising chickens, ducks and geese has been the smallest workload among the animals they have raised in recent years. However, when they grow up, they can really lay eggs, but picking them up has become the most painful thing.

Other things are fine, mainly the geese. The geese have superior combat power. Hashirama and Madara were chased all over the shed by them. You can't use wood escape to beat the geese, right?You can't chop down a goose with Susana, right?

They found helplessly that in front of the "cute" little animals, even the two of them, who were called legendary ninjas and the strongest in the ninja world, were completely useless.

That's what Punch on Cotton says.

Hashirama VS Goose.

Spot VS Goose.

Hashirama Madara VS Goose.

The goose always wins.

Every time I went into the shed to pick up eggs, it was like experiencing a melee between hundreds of tribes during the Warring States Period. The geese chased and bit them, and the ducks got excited and joined the fight by croaking, stretching their necks to chase after them.

The chickens were hiding quietly in a corner, but a group of ducks and geese chased the two humans all over the place. They were so frightened that they were forced to join the fight.

After picking up the eggs, Hashirama and Madara looked at each other's embarrassed expressions and couldn't laugh at all.

"Actually, it's quite interesting, isn't it?" He looked down at the two large boxes of eggs of different sizes and colors, and forced himself to smile.

"Well, that's interesting." Spotted Head.

"Madara, you have a few chicken and goose feathers on your head."

"Yes," Madara nodded again, looked at Hashirama very calmly and said, "There is some feces on your head. I don't know what it is."

Between the pillars: ...

He has hair on his head, he has shit on his head, and they both have a "bright" future.

The two of them once again had enough of having to compete with chickens, ducks and geese every day, and their bodies were covered with chicken and goose feathers and feces every day.

So, when the poultry were old enough to be released from the cage, they sold them all again without any hesitation.

Then, still failing to learn the lesson, the money was spent for various reasons that were not justified.

This year, they have a new breed - rabbits.

The idea of ​​raising rabbits was proposed by Kagura. She said that rabbits are quiet and eat less. Their hair can also be used to make clothes to keep out the cold. It is renewable like human hair, and rabbits are cute. Taking a look at it every day will make you feel good. Choosing a rabbit is their best choice at the moment.

The two of them thought about it and thought it made sense. Then, Hashirama bought a group of rabbits from another village again.

Rabbits are very small, and even if there is a group, they don't need a big place. Therefore, this time, Hashirama built a large wooden cage in the corner of Madara's huge yard, and the rabbits were kept in the cage.

Kagura only talked about the good things about rabbits, but did not tell them that rabbits will bite when they are anxious. I had cut rabbit fur once before. I wonder if there was something wrong with their technique. The rabbit struggled desperately, and then stopped without a trace. He bit them mercilessly, and the wound was very deep. However, the two of them recovered quickly, so it was harmless.

After biting it, it was passively healed, bitten again, and then passively healed. Repeatedly, I was able to cut all the rabbit's fur.

Kagura, who had watched the whole process from the side, stared at the scarred hands of the two people and said to himself: "If you are bitten by a dog, you need to get the rabies vaccine. If you are bitten by a rabbit, do you need the rabies vaccine?"

Hashirama and Madara were confused when they heard this. Kagura glanced at them, took a deep breath and laughed, "I forgot, the vaccine is still being developed. I heard that the virus can be inactivated, maybe in the near future. There are vaccines available.”

Hashirama and Madara didn't understand and were too lazy to understand, but after experiencing this, they decided that they couldn't keep the rabbit and sold it.

Of course, now is not the time to sell it, as it has to grow up some more.

After hearing Joruri's words, Madara looked back at the rabbits in the cage in the corner. There was a lot of grass, enough for them to eat.

"You don't need to be polite to me. You know, not everyone is lucky enough to be pointed out by me."

Madara is right. As a ninja, who doesn't want to be pointed out by Madara? Even simple advice can benefit a lot, right?

After all these years, I have never thought that it might be because of the deep psychological shadow I had when I was a child.

"Do you want it?" Madara asked again.

Jing Liuli swallowed dryly and stood up from the ground. Although he was scared, he could only bite the bullet and agree.

"want."

With one corner of his mouth raised, Madara smiled. He patted her little head and praised, "Good boy."

Next door to Madara's home is an open space. Beyond the open space is the forest. Beyond the forest is the lower reaches of the Nanga River flowing through Konoha. Madara usually does daily routine training here. When planning the clan territory, he specially planned it for He set it aside.

At this moment, one large and one small child were standing here, Jing Liuli was panicking, her timidity was all reflected on her face, and Madara could tell at a glance.

"How can you show such a cowardly expression when facing the enemy!"

Before the training started, Madara had already begun to scold her like a real teacher. Joruri had long known that once she stood on the school field, Madara would come up with ninja rules and demand her. It would not make sense to talk about relationships at this time. of.

Jing Liuli was a little aggrieved. Timidity is an emotion that humans have followed since birth. It will be revealed when they are really timid. This emotion is a very real feedback. Can it be hidden?

"Isn't it normal to be timid when you are scared?"

"Are you afraid of me?"

Joruri pouted and her voice became weaker, "Madara-sama's aura is very different now than usual..."

She had heard the name Shura in the ninja world, but had never seen it before. She was not an enemy, and this was just a simple training. Even so, she still felt a huge sense of oppression and fear from Madara's body. Such an aura The [-] meter tall spot really made her uncontrollably afraid.

Hearing Jing Liuli's words, Madara was slightly startled. After looking at the child for a while, he silently lowered his eyes, his long eyelashes covering his samsara eyes.

"This... is an aura tempered after countless wars..."

"Countless wars?"

Madara sneered, "Not only me, but also Izuna, Hashirama, and your father. Every one of us has experienced hundreds of battles. It is impossible to raise truly outstanding ninjas in peaceful times. Your generation, in the It is as weak as gravel in my eyes."

Gritty...this adjective is really shocking.

"An excellent ninja really needs to be thrown into the battlefield over and over again to be tempered. There is no point in being afraid and timid, it will only speed up the loss of your life."

"..."

"So I think it would be good for me to train with you and hone your mental endurance."

Jingruri felt a burst of nervousness unconsciously. The more Madara smiled and said calmly, the more nervous she became.

"So what do you want to train today, ninjutsu, taijutsu, or genjutsu?"

Joruri possesses the rare chakra of seven attributes but is not a genjutsu-type ninja. She is not good at illusions.

"Taijutsu."

Seeing Joruri's hesitant look, Madara found it a bit funny. This was the first time that the child had shown such an expression to him at this age. It seemed that she was indeed quite afraid of him.

Taijutsu is a very important ability among ninjas. Even if you don't have enough chakra, you can still rely on it to resist the enemy. Even in many battles, the chakra is exhausted and you can no longer activate ninjutsu, so you can only use it. Only taijutsu was left, which led to the fact that many ninjas died not because of any extraordinary ninjutsu, but because they lost their lives in the final taijutsu contest.

Madara's taijutsu is clean and beautiful. When he fought against Joruri, it was really a fight with pressure, but today was not a friendly match. He was instructing her as a teacher, so he had to grasp the right balance.

"Use what you have learned in your life to attack me. Don't worry, I won't really hurt you, but you must attack me with the mentality of killing me. Do you understand?"

Madara spoke very seriously, and Joruri began to become serious as if he was infected.